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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you?
I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

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 1 - Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done ---... More ››
 2 - Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one t... More ››
 3 - Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really. I gues... More ››
 4 - Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of... More ››
 5 - Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take al... More ››
 6 - Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is y... More ››
 7 - Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret... More ››
 8 - Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although... More ››
 9 - Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep t... More ››
 10 - Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be com... More ››
 11 - Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Inte... More ››
 12 - Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their... More ››
 13 - Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince th... More ››
 14 - Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new... More ››
 15 - Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It's... More ››
 16 - Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist... More ››
 17 - Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on seco... More ››
 18 - Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry hers... More ››
 19 - Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* w... More ››
 20 - Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that eve... More ››
 21 - Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of li... More ››
 22 - Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a non-... More ››
 23 - Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they ca... More ››
 24 - Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error o... More ››
 25 - Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more ro... More ››
 26 - Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these c... More ››
 27 - Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back fro... More ››
 28 - Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make somethi... More ››
 29 - Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to... More ››
 30 - Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to chang... More ››
 31 - Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the da... More ››
 32 - Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the da... More ››
 33 - Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.... More ››
 34 - Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?... More ››
 35 - Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?... More ››
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