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yo momma JOKES (random)

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY yo momma JOKES:

 1 - Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excu... More ››
 2 - Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jab... More ››
 3 - yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said... More ››
 4 - Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"... More ››
 5 - UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.... More ››
 6 - Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are famil... More ››
 7 - your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Oc... More ››
 8 - Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.... More ››
 9 - Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"... More ››
 10 - Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.... More ››
 11 - Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said... More ››
 12 - yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1... More ››
 13 - yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout... More ››
 14 - YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A... More ››
 15 - Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.... More ››
 16 - Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.... More ››
 17 - Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!... More ››
 18 - Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."... More ››
 19 - YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet... More ››
 20 - Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.... More ››
 21 - Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure... More ››
 22 - Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull... More ››
 23 - Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.... More ››
 24 - Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!... More ››
 25 - Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!... More ››
 26 - Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.... More ››
 27 - Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.... More ››
 28 - Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!... More ››
 29 - Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.... More ››
 30 - Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, sh... More ››
 31 - Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said,... More ››
 32 - Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming t... More ››
 33 - Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned... More ››
 34 - Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss he... More ››
 35 - Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween... More ››
 36 - your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would... More ››
 37 - Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween al... More ››
 38 - Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet... More ››
 39 - YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVIN... More ››
 40 - yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day... More ››
 41 - YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY... More ››
 42 - Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck... More ››
 43 - Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.... More ››
 44 - Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.... More ››
 45 - Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.... More ››
 46 - Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.... More ››
 47 - Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!... More ››
 48 - your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!... More ››
 49 - yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!... More ››
 50 - YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y... More ››
 51 - Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!... More ››
 52 - Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.... More ››
 53 - Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.... More ››
 54 - Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.... More ››
 55 - Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world... More ››
 56 - Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.... More ››
 57 - Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras... More ››
 58 - Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.... More ››
 59 - Yo Mama's so stupid,she got locked in a "Furniture World" and slept on the floor.... More ››
 60 - Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!... More ››
 61 - Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.... More ››
 62 - Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.... More ››
 63 - Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.... More ››
 64 - yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!... More ››
 65 - Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.... More ››
 66 - Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy... More ››
 67 - Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!... More ››
 68 - Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.... More ››
 69 - Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."... More ››
 70 - Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.... More ››
 71 - Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up... More ››
 72 - Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"... More ››
 73 - your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.... More ››
 74 - Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.... More ››
 75 - Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... More ››
 76 - Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.... More ››
 77 - yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.... More ››
 78 - Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.... More ››
 79 - Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.... More ››
 80 - Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!... More ››
 81 - Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!... More ››
 82 - yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!... More ››
 83 - Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.... More ››
 84 - Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.... More ››
 85 - Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!... More ››
 86 - yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...... More ››
 87 - Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.... More ››
 88 - Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok... More ››
 89 - yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.... More ››
 90 - Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.... More ››
 91 - Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!... More ››
 92 - ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.... More ››
 93 - Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.... More ››
 94 - Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too... More ››
 95 - Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"... More ››
 96 - Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)... More ››
 97 - Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.... More ››
 98 - your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.... More ››
 99 - Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.... More ››
 100 - Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.... More ››
 101 - Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th... More ››
 102 - Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.... More ››
 103 - Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.... More ››
 104 - Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.... More ››
 105 - Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!... More ››
 106 - Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.... More ››
 107 - Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!... More ››
 108 - Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.... More ››
 109 - yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell... More ››
 110 - Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.... More ››
 111 - Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!... More ››
 112 - Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!... More ››
 113 - Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!... More ››
 114 - yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.... More ››
 115 - Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!... More ››
 116 - Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!... More ››
 117 - Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!... More ››
 118 - Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!... More ››
 119 - Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!... More ››
 120 - Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!... More ››
 121 - yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs... More ››
 122 - Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!... More ››
 123 - Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone... More ››
 124 - Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!... More ››
 125 - Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!... More ››
 126 - Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school.... More ››
 127 - Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.... More ››
 128 - Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.... More ››
 129 - Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.... More ››
 130 - Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!... More ››
 131 - yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch... More ››
 132 - Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.... More ››
 133 - yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..... More ››
 134 - Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.... More ››
 135 - Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.... More ››
 136 - Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.... More ››
 137 - Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!... More ››
 138 - Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!... More ››
 139 - Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck... More ››
 140 - Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book... More ››
 141 - Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.... More ››
 142 - Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.... More ››
 143 - Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller... More ››
 144 - Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"... More ››
 145 - Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!... More ››
 146 - Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!... More ››
 147 - Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.... More ››
 148 - You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!... More ››
 149 - Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends... More ››
 150 - yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.... More ››
 151 - Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!... More ››
 152 - Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!... More ››
 153 - Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.... More ››
 154 - Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.... More ››
 155 - Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.... More ››
 156 - YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!... More ››
 157 - Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.... More ››
 158 - Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.... More ››
 159 - Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!... More ››
 160 - Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.... More ››
 161 - Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.... More ››
 162 - Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.... More ››
 163 - Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!... More ››
 164 - Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!... More ››
 165 - Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.... More ››
 166 - Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.... More ››
 167 - Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise... More ››
 168 - yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!... More ››
 169 - Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!... More ››
 170 - Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!... More ››
 171 - yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.... More ››
 172 - Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.... More ››
 173 - Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio... More ››
 174 - Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!... More ››
 175 - Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!... More ››
 176 - Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections... More ››
 177 - Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!... More ››
 178 - Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind... More ››
 179 - Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!... More ››
 180 - Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!... More ››
 181 - yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic... More ››
 182 - Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.... More ››
 183 - Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.... More ››
 184 - Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!... More ››
 185 - Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.... More ››
 186 - Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!... More ››
 187 - Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.... More ››
 188 - Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!... More ››
 189 - Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"... More ››
 190 - Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!... More ››
 191 - Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.... More ››
 192 - Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.... More ››
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