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JOKES
BLOND
YO MOMMA
BIRTHDAY
KNOCK KNOCK
ANSWER ME THIS

A
Aardvark
Accountant
Answer me this
Ant
Apple
Attorney
Aviation

B
Baby
Banana
Bar beer booze and fun
Barbie doll
Bath
Beauty
Bed
Bicycle
Biologist
Bird
Birthday
Blind
Blonde
Book title
Brother and sister
Burger
Bus
Business

C
Cannibal
Car and train
Cat
Children
Christmas
Clinton
College
Computer
Cow
Cowboy
Criminal

D
Dance
Dead and dying
Dentist
Dinosaur
Divorce
Doctor and nurse
Dog

E
E mail
Easter
Elephant
Ethnic

F
Face
Farmer
Firefighter
Fishing
Food
Frog

G
Ghost
Gorilla

H
Hair and bald
Halloween
Heaven and hell
History
Horse
Humor
Hunting

I
Idiot and fool
Insect
Internet

J
Journalist
Judge

K
King Kong
Knock Knock

L
Lawyer
Letter
Lotto

M
Marriage
Men
Military
Money
Monster
Mouse
Movie and TV
Music

O
Old age

P
Parent
Phone
Pig
Police
Political

R
Rabbit
Religious
Restaurant

S
Salesmen
School
Snake
Snowman
Space
Spelling
Sport

T
Teeth
Time
Travel and tourist

V
Vampire
Various animal

W
Waiter
Weather
Witch
Women

Y
Yo momma

Z
Zodiac
Zoo

 

Brazilian Jokes
PIADAS - Curtas, Loiras, Sogras...

THE BEST FUNNY JOKES!

Marriage JOKE (1st joke of the minute)

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two." Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

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Business JOKE (2nd joke of the minute)

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field." "You must work in Technical Support," says the balloonist. "I do," replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but completely useless." The man below says: "You must be in management." "I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're still in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

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Humor Definitions:

  • Humor is a universal language ( piadas Sent by John)
  • Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
    ( piadas Sent by David)
  • Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. ( piadas Sent by Robin)
  • We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. ( piadas Sent by Will)
  • Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. ( piadas Sent by Arnold)
  • The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven. ( piadas Sent by Bill)
  • I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup. ( piadas Sent by Margaret)
  • Humour is to be brave enough to laugh of one self. ( piadas Sent by Riley)
  • Humor is like salt from mother earth. And those salted very well will stay fresh for long time. ( piadas Sent by Jan Neruda)
  • Having a 'sense of humor' means that you are a funny person and make good jokes. All in all humor is comedy and funniness! ( piadas Sent by Saffron)
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