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JOKES
BLOND
YO MOMMA
BIRTHDAY
KNOCK KNOCK
ANSWER ME THIS

A
Aardvark
Accountant
Answer me this
Ant
Apple
Attorney
Aviation

B
Baby
Banana
Bar beer booze and fun
Barbie doll
Bath
Beauty
Bed
Bicycle
Biologist
Bird
Birthday
Blind
Blonde
Book title
Brother and sister
Burger
Bus
Business

C
Cannibal
Car and train
Cat
Children
Christmas
Clinton
College
Computer
Cow
Cowboy
Criminal

D
Dance
Dead and dying
Dentist
Dinosaur
Divorce
Doctor and nurse
Dog

E
E mail
Easter
Elephant
Ethnic

F
Face
Farmer
Firefighter
Fishing
Food
Frog

G
Ghost
Gorilla

H
Hair and bald
Halloween
Heaven and hell
History
Horse
Humor
Hunting

I
Idiot and fool
Insect
Internet

J
Journalist
Judge

K
King Kong
Knock Knock

L
Lawyer
Letter
Lotto

M
Marriage
Men
Military
Money
Monster
Mouse
Movie and TV
Music

O
Old age

P
Parent
Phone
Pig
Police
Political

R
Rabbit
Religious
Restaurant

S
Salesmen
School
Snake
Snowman
Space
Spelling
Sport

T
Teeth
Time
Travel and tourist

V
Vampire
Various animal

W
Waiter
Weather
Witch
Women

Y
Yo momma

Z
Zodiac
Zoo

 

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Marriage JOKE (1st joke of the minute)

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said "I want to know the person you hate the most" The explorer said "That's gotta be my ex-wife. Why?" "I am a cursed genie, I will grant you three wishes but whatever you wish for your ex-wife will get double the amount." "OK, I wish for a billion dollars" "Granted, but your ex-wife gets two billion" "I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, and tennis courts, everything" "Granted your ex-wife gets two. This is your final wish" The explorer walked around the room and came back to the genie with a stick and said "Ya see this stick, I'd like you to beat me half to death."

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Marriage JOKE (2nd joke of the minute)

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?" Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on." The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting. Man: "What the hell was that for this time?" Wife: "Your horse called."

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Humor Definitions:

  • Humor is a universal language ( piadas Sent by John)
  • Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
    ( piadas Sent by David)
  • Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. ( piadas Sent by Robin)
  • We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. ( piadas Sent by Will)
  • Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. ( piadas Sent by Arnold)
  • The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven. ( piadas Sent by Bill)
  • I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup. ( piadas Sent by Margaret)
  • Humour is to be brave enough to laugh of one self. ( piadas Sent by Riley)
  • Humor is like salt from mother earth. And those salted very well will stay fresh for long time. ( piadas Sent by Jan Neruda)
  • Having a 'sense of humor' means that you are a funny person and make good jokes. All in all humor is comedy and funniness! ( piadas Sent by Saffron)
  • Have a better definition? Share it!

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