1 - Three women are about to be
executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and on... Read More ›› 2 - A blonde decides to learn and try horse back
riding
unassisted without prior e... Read More ›› 3 - A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on
an island.
One day, the thr... Read More ›› 4 - A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
eyes out.
Her boss, concerned... Read More ›› 5 - One day a blond went out to check her mail box.
There was
nothing in it. Her n... Read More ›› 6 - In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical
wish-granting mirror. But it o... Read More ›› 7 - A guy took his blonde
girlfriend to a
football game for the first time.
Aft... Read More ›› 8 - A blonde bought a brand new car and decided
to drive down from some place far... Read More ›› 9 - There's a brunette standing in the
middle
of a street jumping up and down, cou... Read More ›› 10 - A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
When the
attendant came by and... Read More ›› 11 - A blonde walks by a travel
agency and
notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Sp... Read More ›› 12 - A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after
work
for a drink, and sat on stoo... Read More ›› 13 - A blonde got lost in her car in a snow
storm. She remembered what her dad had... Read More ›› 14 - A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk
if she can buy the TV in the c... Read More ›› 15 - One day 3 women went to the
top of a water
flume in a swimming pool. There was... Read More ›› 16 - A blonde, a brunette, and a
man are driving
in their pick-up truck. The brunet... Read More ›› 17 - A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is
cheating on
her, so she goes out and b... Read More ›› 18 - A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to
the
drugstore to get some pads.... Read More ›› 19 - A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided
to hire
herself out as a handyma... Read More ›› 20 - A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all
stuck
on a deserted island together... Read More ›› 21 - Three blondes are stranded on an island.
A
fairy comes along and says that she... Read More ›› 22 - A blonde walks into a hair salon
to get her
hair cut wearing headphones. The s... Read More ›› 23 - This executive was interviewing a
nervous
young blonde women for a position in... Read More ›› 24 - Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus,
Easter bunny, a smart blonde an... Read More ›› 25 - Q: Why do
Blondes wear padded
shoulders?
A: So they don't get a concussion wh... Read More ›› 26 - Two blondes are on
opposite sides of a
lake.
One blonde yells to the other... Read More ›› 27 - Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off
a
building, who would hit the g... Read More ›› 28 - Q.How many blonde's does it
take to change
a light bulb?
A. 3. 1 to find th... Read More ›› 29 - Q: What happens when a blonde gets
Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!... Read More ›› 30 - Q: How do you get a blond
out of a
tree?
A: Wave... Read More ›› 31 - A young ventriloquist is touring the
clubs
and one night he's doing a show in... Read More ›› 32 - Three women are
about to be executed.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead and on... Read More ›› 33 - One morning this blonde calls her friend and
says, "Would you mind
coming over... Read More ›› 34 - A dumb
blonde was really tired of being
made fun of, so she decided to have he... Read More ›› 35 - One day while a blonde was out
driving her
car, she ran into a truck. The truc... Read More ›› 36 - A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde
catches up
to him. She knocks on t... Read More ›› 37 - There was a blonde who was at an all blonde
football game.
At halftime she wa... Read More ›› 38 - Two bowling
teams, one of all blondes and
one of all brunettes, charter a
do... Read More ›› 39 - A blonde came home from school one day and said
to her mom,
''I can count high... Read More ›› 40 - A blonde and her husband were driving home,
when
they hit a rabit.
They both... Read More ›› 41 - One day a blonde woman was down on her luck
and she needed a quick way to get... Read More ›› 42 - A blonde went to
eletronic store and she
asked, "How is much is this TV?"
Th... Read More ›› 43 - A brunette,
a blonde, and a redhead were
standing in a line before a firing sq... Read More ›› 44 - A blonde walks up
to a Coke machine and
puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The b... Read More ›› 45 - A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac
arrest at home and was rushed to the ho... Read More ›› 46 - A redhead, a brunette and a blonde
all
escape from a prison together. They run... Read More ›› 47 - A car was driving down the
street when all
of a sudden it started swerving. Th... Read More ›› 48 - A blonde calls
her husband at work one day
and asks him, "Can you help me when... Read More ›› 49 - One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her
house,
sees the blonde crying, a... Read More ›› 50 - One day a blonde,
red-head, and a brunette
were driving through the desert whe... Read More ›› 51 - A man was trimming his
bushes. His neighbor
(the blonde) walks out, checks her... Read More ›› 52 - At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use
the
infant scale to weigh the baby she he... Read More ›› 53 - A blonde was driving down
the road
listening to the radio and was quite upset... Read More ›› 54 - A blonde comes home from a
day of shopping
and discovers that her house is on... Read More ›› 55 - Three blondes were walking through a field when
they came across a set
of trac... Read More ›› 56 - A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an
M L."
The bartender says,... Read More ›› 57 - A blonde
is walking down the street with
her blouse open, exposing one of her... Read More ›› 58 - A blond guy
and a brunette girl were
happily married and about to have a baby.... Read More ›› 59 - A person went into the
office kitchen one
morning and found a new blonde girl... Read More ›› 60 - Two
blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk... Read More ›› 61 - A blonde, brunette
and a redhead had a
breaststroke swimming race across the E... Read More ›› 62 - A friend meets up with her friend as she is
picking
her car up from the mechan... Read More ›› 63 - While shopping at the
grocery store, I
noticed that the tuna packed in spring... Read More ›› 64 - A man works in the
operations department of
a large bank. Employees call him f... Read More ›› 65 - Did you hear about
the two females who were
watching a blonde walk by? The fir... Read More ›› 66 - A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one
night. It was her turn, she rolled th... Read More ›› 67 - One
day there was a blonde riding a horse.
The horse kept going faster and
f... Read More ›› 68 - A blonde was taking the tour of a national park
not long ago. The ranger menti... Read More ›› 69 - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a
computer?
A: You only have to... Read More ›› 70 - A blonde was
bragging about her knowledge
of international capitals.
She p... Read More ›› 71 - Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to
unlock the door of their car with... Read More ›› 72 - A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The
brunette jumps out the plane and p... Read More ›› 73 - A policeman pulled a blonde over after
he/she'd been
driving the wrong way on... Read More ›› 74 - One day a blonde went to a
sea food
restaurant and saw the tank where they kep... Read More ›› 75 - Q: Did you hear what the
blonde who was
opening a new bar said when her lawyer... Read More ›› 76 - A blonde was
walking down the road with a
healthy looking pig under her arm. A... Read More ›› 77 - A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside
and yells, "Help me! My house is... Read More ›› 78 - A blonde was filling out an application form
for
a job. She promptly
filled... Read More ›› 79 - One day, a blonde and her friend were walking
through the
park. Suddenly, the... Read More ›› 80 - Q:
Did you hear about the blonde who
dropped out of nursing school?
A: She wa... Read More ›› 81 - A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a
park.
The brunette says suddenl... Read More ›› 82 - Two blondes were walking down the road and the
first blonde said "Look
at that... Read More ›› 83 - Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that
"Scheherezade" was composed by... Read More ›› 84 - A brunette doing laundry asked her
blonde
friend to help her find a match for... Read More ›› 85 - Q: How can you steal the window seat of a
blonde
on a plane going to London?... Read More ›› 86 - Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that
someone had
already written on... Read More ›› 87 - Did you hear about the two
Blondes that
were found frozen to death in their ca... Read More ›› 88 - When a
blonde goes to London on a plane,
how can you steal her window seat ?... Read More ›› 89 - Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole
week
to wash three basement windows?... Read More ›› 90 - Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke
three
times?
A: Once when you tell it,... Read More ›› 91 - The assistant asked the blonde if she would
like her pizza cut into six pieces... Read More ›› 92 - Q.
Why did the blonde get so excited when
she finished the jigsaw puzzle
aft... Read More ›› 93 - Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks
Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the... Read More ›› 94 - A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and atta... Read More ›› 95 - Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90%
of the
net bandwidth?
A: Because they kee... Read More ›› 96 - Q: Why
did the blonde get so excited after
she finished her jigsaw puzzle in... Read More ›› 97 - Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a
mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2.... Read More ›› 98 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in
front of a mirror with her eyes... Read More ›› 99 - One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney
Land. When they saw a sign that s... Read More ›› 100 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got
pregnant for the second time?
A:... Read More ›› 101 - Q: What thoughts
do Blondes have after
reading these jokes?
A: None, as usual... Read More ›› 102 - Did you hear the one about the blonde that had
a problem with
her bed?
She co... Read More ›› 103 - ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?''
asked the blonde.
''No,'' said the... Read More ›› 104 - Q: How do you recognize a
blonde in
school?
A: They are the only ones who e... Read More ›› 105 - Teller: Why did the blonde
move to
L.A.?
Blonde: I don't know. Why?
Teller:... Read More ›› 106 - Q: What did the blonde say
about blonde
jokes?
A: She said they were pretty... Read More ›› 107 - Why can't blondes
make Kool
Aid?
Because they can't figure out how to get eig... Read More ›› 108 - A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and
deeper until she drowned.
Her husb... Read More ›› 109 - Q: How can you tell a blonde is being
unfaithful?
A: Everybody in the neighbor... Read More ›› 110 - Q: How do you
know when a blonde has been
making chocolate chip cookies?
A: Y... Read More ›› 111 - Why do blondes have see-through lunch box
tops?
So they can tell if they are go... Read More ›› 112 - Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks
on
her back? She crawled across... Read More ›› 113 - Q: How do you keep a
blonde in
suspense?
A: Give her a mirror and tell her... Read More ›› 114 - Q: What's the difference between a
blonde
and a supermarket trolley?
A: The s... Read More ›› 115 - Q: What did the blonde do when she found out
she
was pregnant with triplets?... Read More ›› 116 - Q:
What does a blonde say when you ask her
if her blinker is working?
A: Yes.... Read More ›› 117 - What did the blonde's mother say when she
asked
if she could lick the bowl?
"... Read More ›› 118 - Q:
How do you know if a blonde has been
sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of... Read More ›› 119 - Q: Why was the
blonde confused after giving
birth to twins?
A: She couldn'... Read More ›› 120 - A blonde walks down the street
and sees a
banana peel a hundred yards ahead, a... Read More ›› 121 - Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her
hands tightly
over her ears?
A:... Read More ›› 122 - Did you hear about the blonde who put
"Sagittarius" at the bottom of applicati... Read More ›› 123 - Q: How can you tell if a
cat is
blonde?
A: No matter what height you drop i... Read More ›› 124 - Did you hear about the blonde who was a really
good cook? She could get pop ta... Read More ›› 125 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her
cat a bath?
A: She still hasn't... Read More ›› 126 - Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard
before
dying of old age?
A: "Toda... Read More ›› 127 - Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her
what the last two
words of the na... Read More ›› 128 - Q: Did
you hear about the new blonde
hoodlum?
A: She runs around spray-pain... Read More ›› 129 - Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair
of water-skis?
A: She's sti... Read More ›› 130 - Q: Why did eighteen
blondes go to the
movies together?
A: They heard that... Read More ›› 131 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde that
almost caused a car accident?
A: The... Read More ›› 132 - Hear about the blonde
explorer?
She
bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it w... Read More ›› 133 - Did you hear
about the blonde who after
watching the ballerinas, wondered why... Read More ›› 134 - Q: How did the blonde
break her leg playing
hockey with the Toronto Maple Leaf... Read More ›› 135 - Q: What did the blonde think of the new
computer?
A: She didn't like it becau... Read More ›› 136 - Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going... Read More ›› 137 - Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police
car?
A: She saw "911" on the bac... Read More ›› 138 - Did you hear about the blonde that
stayed
up all night to see where the sun we... Read More ›› 139 - Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom
attendant job?
A: He couldn't figure ou... Read More ›› 140 - Q: Did you hear about
the blonde
coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off t... Read More ›› 141 - Q. What did the blonde
say when she knocked
over a priceless Ming vase?
A. "I... Read More ›› 142 - Did you hear why they closed the Seattle
Kingdom?
While the crowd was doing... Read More ›› 143 - Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on
one buck night?
A: They could... Read More ›› 144 - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a solar powered
calculator?
A:... Read More ›› 145 - Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH?
A: A blonde going... Read More ›› 146 - Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7
days a week?
A: So you don't have... Read More ›› 147 - Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes
above?
A: Me for wasting hours editing... Read More ›› 148 - Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all
night to see where the sun wen... Read More ›› 149 - Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
A.) She has more brain cells i... Read More ›› 150 - Q.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the
medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn't w... Read More ›› 151 - What did the blonde say when she saw the
sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! T... Read More ›› 152 - Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she... Read More ›› 153 - Why did the blonde put her finger
over the
nail when she was hammering?
The n... Read More ›› 154 - Q: Why couldn't
the blonde write the
number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn't k... Read More ›› 155 - Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on
the
top of their head?
A: All y... Read More ›› 156 - Q: Why did
the blonde only smell good on
the right side?
A: She didn't know... Read More ›› 157 - Be
careful never to let a blonde have a
coffee break... It takes too long
to... Read More ›› 158 - Why did the blonde tip-toe
past the
medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake... Read More ›› 159 - Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat
hanger in
her back seat?
A: In case she loc... Read More ›› 160 - Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of
milk in the fridge?
A: In case s... Read More ›› 161 - Why did the blond lay out
on the lawn chair
in her bikini at midnight?
She wa... Read More ›› 162 - Why
don't blondes like to make
Kool-Aid?
They can't get eight cups of water i... Read More ›› 163 - Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4
years of college?
A: "Would you... Read More ›› 164 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a
submarine?
A: She demanded $2... Read More ›› 165 - Q. How do you know a blonde has been
using
the computer?
A. There is cheese... Read More ›› 166 - Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that
90% of accidents occur around th... Read More ›› 167 - A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning
storms?
Q. They think their p... Read More ›› 168 - Q: Why don't blondes like buttered
toast?
A: They can't figure out which si... Read More ›› 169 - Why did the blonde run out of
shampoo?
She kept following the instructions:... Read More ›› 170 - Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell
her to demonstrate the proper usage... Read More ›› 171 - Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A1: They
can't find the zipper.
A2: They can... Read More ›› 172 - Q: Did you hear about the new form
of birth
control for blondes?
A: They ta... Read More ›› 173 - Q. How do you confuse a
blonde?
A. Put
her in a circular room and tell her to... Read More ›› 174 - Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in
the
freezer?
A: So she could keep the... Read More ›› 175 - Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the
bar?
She heard that the drinks... Read More ›› 176 - Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to
the blonde?
A: It is the one... Read More ›› 177 - Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours?
Write
please turn over on both s... Read More ›› 178 - Q.Why did the blonde get
thrown out of the
M & M factory?
A. She kept throwin... Read More ›› 179 - Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's
words?
A: Because people keep hitting them... Read More ›› 180 - Q: Why do brunettes know so many
blonde
jokes?
A: Gives 'em something to do... Read More ›› 181 - Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a
dishwasher?
A.It's cloged up... Read More ›› 182 - Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number
ELEVEN ?
A: She didn't know what... Read More ›› 183 - Q: What is the
difference between blondes
and traffic signs?
A: Some traffi... Read More ›› 184 - Q: Why do blondes stand
under light
bulbs?
A: It's the closest they'll come t... Read More ›› 185 - Q.) What would you call a bunch of
blondes
stacked on top of each other?
A.)... Read More ›› 186 - Why does a blonde keep
empty beer bottles
in her fridge?
They are for those... Read More ›› 187 - Did you hear about the blonde who got into the
taxi, and the driver kept the "... Read More ›› 188 - Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: When he
asks for a lifesaver, ask him what f... Read More ›› 189 - What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
You
always hear about them but... Read More ›› 190 - Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A1: Because
they can spell it.
A2: Because they... Read More ›› 191 - Q: What is the difference between a smart
blonde and
bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has... Read More ›› 192 - Q: Why do blondes always die before help
arrives?
A: They always forget the "11... Read More ›› 193 - Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their
foreheads?
A: They want to measure their... Read More ›› 194 - Q: What is a
blonde's definition of a
naval destroyer?
A: A hula hoop with... Read More ›› 195 - Q: Why are
blondes like corn flakes?
A:
Because they're simple, easy and they... Read More ›› 196 - Q: Why couldn't the
blonde add 10 and 7 on
a calulator?
A: She couldn't find... Read More ›› 197 - Q:
What do you call a blonde sky diving
team?
A: A new version of the lawn... Read More ›› 198 - Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her
shoes?
A. To remind her that "toes go... Read More ›› 199 - Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a
closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek Worl... Read More ›› 200 - Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She
gathers her clothes into a pile and... Read More ›› 201 - What
is every blonde's ambition in life?
To be like Vanna White and learn th... Read More ›› 202 - Q: What do blonds
and spaghetti have in
common?
A: They both wriggle when you... Read More ›› 203 - Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have
in
common?
A: They both have bl... Read More ›› 204 - Why do
blondes wash their hair in the sink?
That's where you wash all your v... Read More ›› 205 - Why did the blonde call the welfare
office?
She wanted to know how to cook fo... Read More ›› 206 - Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken
over by a demon?
A: A vacant... Read More ›› 207 - Q: Why do
blondes wear their hair up?
A:
To catch everything that goes over t... Read More ›› 208 - What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run - she is still holding the... Read More ›› 209 - What do
you do when a blonde throws a
grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw i... Read More ›› 210 - What do blondes and beer bottles have in
common? They are
both empty from the... Read More ›› 211 - Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to
make her more attractive?
A: Her... Read More ›› 212 - Q: Why can't blondes put in light
bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the... Read More ›› 213 - Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea
in the morning?
A: It swells a... Read More ›› 214 - Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They
can't
get the bottles into the type... Read More ›› 215 - Q: How can you tell if a blonde has
been
using the computer?
A: The joystick... Read More ›› 216 - Q: Why was the blondes'
belly button sore
?
A: Because her boyfriend was blon... Read More ›› 217 - Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass
wall?
A. To see what was on the othe... Read More ›› 218 - Q: Why do blondes have little holes all
over their faces?
A: From eating with... Read More ›› 219 - Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence
?
A: She wasn't used to the fron... Read More ›› 220 - Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed
blonde
out of a tree?
A. Wave a... Read More ›› 221 - Q. How did the blonde die
ice-fishing?
A. She was run over by the zambonis ma... Read More ›› 222 - Q: Why did the blonde want to
become a
veterinarian?
A: Because she loved chi... Read More ›› 223 - Did you hear about the blonde who
brought
her cosmetics with her for a make-up... Read More ›› 224 - These two blondes walk into a
building.
You'd think one of them would have see... Read More ›› 225 - Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44
bus? She took the 22 twice ins... Read More ›› 226 - Q. What do you call a
blonde who dies her
hair brown?
A. Artificial intellige... Read More ›› 227 - Q. Why is it good to have a blonde
passenger?
A. You can park in the handicap z... Read More ›› 228 - Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new
brain transplant?
A: She snee... Read More ›› 229 - A blonde opened a hair salon next to a
graveyard
and named it ''Curl Up and Dy... Read More ›› 230 - Why did the blonde have
blisters on her
lips?
From trying to blow out lightbu... Read More ›› 231 - Did you hear about the blonde who went to a
nudist camp for a game of strip po... Read More ›› 232 - Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice
carton? It said
"concentrate" on... Read More ›› 233 - A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car,
but burned her lips
on the tailpi... Read More ›› 234 - Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a
box of cheerios?
A. Donut see... Read More ›› 235 - Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution
of higher learning?
A: A visit... Read More ›› 236 - Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble
gum
commercials?
A: Double-du... Read More ›› 237 - Q. What does a blonde
say when you blow in
her ear?
A. "Thanks for the refill... Read More ›› 238 - Q: How
do you recognize a blonde at a car
wash?
A: She's the one on her bik... Read More ›› 239 - Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in
it?
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself... Read More ›› 240 - Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy... Read More ›› 241 - Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
A: She thought her maxi pad had wing... Read More ›› 242 - Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by
drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.... Read More ›› 243 - Q: What do you call a
fly buzzing inside a
blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.... Read More ›› 244 - Did you hear about the
blonde who thought
nitrates was cheaper than day rates?... Read More ›› 245 - Q:
What do you call a blonde in a tree with
a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.... Read More ›› 246 - Q: What a BLONDE will ask the
doctor, in
the maternity ward?
A: "Is it mine?"... Read More ›› 247 - Q: Where do you look for
blonde's
obituaries?
A: Under "Home Improvements."... Read More ›› 248 - Q. What is eternity?
A. When 4 blondes meet
at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!... Read More ›› 249 - Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather
jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!... Read More ›› 250 - I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I
went out with.
I dyed my hair !... Read More ›› 251 - Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They
put tacks in their shoulder pads.... Read More ›› 252 - Q: How did the blonde kill her toy
poodle?
A: Trying to put batteries in it.... Read More ›› 253 - Q: What job function does a blonde have in an
M&M
factory?
A: Proofreading.... Read More ›› 254 - ... Q.) Why
would a blonde wear green
lipstick?
A.) Because red means Stop.... Read More ›› 255 - How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
Tell
her a joke on a Monday!... Read More ›› 256 - Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give
in?
A: "Have another beer."... Read More ›› 257 - Q: What do blondes eat to increase
their
breast size?
A: Silicone chips.... Read More ›› 258 - Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A.
Because she was raking up the leaves!... Read More ›› 259 - Q: What do you
call a dumb blonde behind a
steering wheel?
A: An air bag.... Read More ›› 260 - Q: Why did the blonde snort
Sweet-n-Low?
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.... Read More ›› 261 - Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A:
"Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"... Read More ›› 262 - What do you call a blonde standing between two
brunettes? A mental block!... Read More ›› 263 - Q: How do you confuse a
blonde?
A: Ask
her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.... Read More ›› 264 - Q: How did the
blonde try to kill the
bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.... Read More ›› 265 - Q: Why did the blonde drive
into the
ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.... Read More ›› 266 - Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So
brunettes can remember them.... Read More ›› 267 - Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech
impediment?
A: She can't say "No".... Read More ›› 268 - What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
?
A blonde doing cartwheels.... Read More ›› 269 - Q: What
kinds of people don't get invited
to blonde parties?
A: Women!... Read More ›› 270 - Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly?
A: They put
tacks in their shoulder pads.... Read More ›› 271 - Q: What can strike a blonde without her
even knowing it?
A: A thought.... Read More ›› 272 - Q: Where do blondes go to meet their
relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.... Read More ›› 273 - Q:
How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One - the rest are all true.... Read More ›› 274 - Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A:
They always forget the recipe.... Read More ›› 275 - Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang
while she was
ironing!... Read More ›› 276 - How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?
Shine a torch in her ear!... Read More ›› 277 - I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw
was the back of her head!... Read More ›› 278 - Q: What do you call four Blondes in a
Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin... Read More ›› 279 - Q: Why don't blonde's like
audio-books?
A: There aren't any pictures.... Read More ›› 280 - Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A:
They don't know the route.... Read More ›› 281 - Q: How do you
confuse a blonde?
A: You
don't. They're born that way.... Read More ›› 282 - Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??
A: Because
they can understand them.... Read More ›› 283 - What do you call a blonde in a tree with a
brief case?
Branch manager.... Read More ›› 284 - Why are only 2% of blondes
touch-typists?
The rest are hunt'n peckers.... Read More ›› 285 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde that
invented the solar flashlight?... Read More ›› 286 - Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A:
(I'll tell you tomorrow.)... Read More ›› 287 - How do you kill a blonde?
Give them a
gun an say it is a blow dryer... Read More ›› 288 - Q: How does a blonde
high-5?
A: She
smacks herself in the forehead.... Read More ›› 289 - Q: What do you
call a blonde holding a
balloon?
A: Siamese twins.... Read More ›› 290 - I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts....
she gave me change!... Read More ›› 291 - Q: Did you hear about the
blond
skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!... Read More ›› 292 - Q.What are the worst six years in a
blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.... Read More ›› 293 - This blonde is so stupid,
she called me to
get my telephone number!... Read More ›› 294 - Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour
to cook Minute Rice?... Read More ›› 295 - Q. Why do blondes have more fun?
A. They are
easier to keep amused.... Read More ›› 296 - Did you hear about
the blonde who was an
M.D.--Mentally Deficient?... Read More ›› 297 - Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't
know. Neither did she!... Read More ›› 298 - Q:
When does a brunette have 1/2 of a
brain?
A: After a dye job.... Read More ›› 299 - Q: How did the blonde
die drinking
milk?
A: The cow fell on her.... Read More ›› 300 - What do you call 100 blondes standing ear
to ear? A wind tunnel!... Read More ›› 301 - Q: What do you call a blonde
in a leather
jacket?
A: Married.... Read More ›› 302 - Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat
herself?
A: Acupuncture.... Read More ›› 303 - Q: What's a blonde's favorite
color?
A: A light shade of clear.... Read More ›› 304 - Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She
fell in the sink!... Read More ›› 305 - What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A
blonde parade!... Read More ›› 306 - Q: What did the blonde's
dentist
find?
A: Teeth in the cavity.... Read More ›› 307 - Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide
and Seek?
A: One.... Read More ›› 308 - What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a
four way stop.... Read More ›› 309 - Q: What does a blonde make best for
dinner?
A: Reservations.... Read More ›› 310 - Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful
time. Where am I?... Read More ›› 311 - Q. What is a brunette between two
blondes?
A. An interpreter.... Read More ›› 312 - Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a
circle?
A: A dope ring.... Read More ›› 313 - Q: What is the definition of gross
ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.... Read More ›› 314 - How did the blonde
burn her
nose?
Bobbing for french fries.... Read More ›› 315 - What do you call a blonde with two brain
cells? Pregnant!... Read More ›› 316 - What's a blondes idea of natural
childbirth?
No make-up.... Read More ›› 317 - Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?
A: Because they
can spell it.... Read More ›› 318 - Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too
hard to peel.... Read More ›› 319 - Q: What can save a
dying blonde?
A:
Hair transplants.... Read More ›› 320 - A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but
missed!... Read More ›› 321 - What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!... Read More ›› 322 - Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She
drowns it.... Read More ›› 323 - Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She
burys it.... Read More ›› 324 - What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?... Read More ››
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