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The Best Blonde Jokes: |
| 1) Three women are about to be
executed. One's a brunette, one's... Show more |
| 2) A blonde bought a brand new car and decided
to drive down fro... Show more |
| 3) A blonde decides to learn and try horse back
riding
unassiste... Show more |
| 4) A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
eyes out.
He... Show more |
| 5) A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided
to hire
herself... Show more |
| 6) A young ventriloquist is touring the
clubs
and one night he's... Show more |
| 7) A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
When the
atte... Show more |
| 8) Three women are
about to be executed.
One's a brunette, one's... Show more |
| 9) A blonde walks by a travel
agency and
notices a sign in the w... Show more |
| 10) A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on
an island.... Show more |
| 11) One morning this blonde calls her friend and
says, "Would you m... Show more |
| 12) A dumb
blonde was really tired of being
made fun of, so she d... Show more |
| 13) A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk
if she can bu... Show more |
| 14) One day while a blonde was out
driving her
car, she ran into... Show more |
| 15) A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde
catches up
to him... Show more |
| 16) There was a blonde who was at an all blonde
football game.
A... Show more |
| 17) Two bowling
teams, one of all blondes and
one of all brunette... Show more |
| 18) A blonde came home from school one day and said
to her mom,
'... Show more |
| 19) A blonde and her husband were driving home,
when
they hit a r... Show more |
| 20) A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after
work
for a drink... Show more |
| 21) One day a blonde woman was down on her luck
and she needed a... Show more |
| 22) One day 3 women went to the
top of a water
flume in a swimmin... Show more |
| 23) A blonde got lost in her car in a snow
storm. She remembered... Show more |
| 24) A blonde, a brunette, and a
man are driving
in their pick-up... Show more |
| 25) A blonde went to
eletronic store and she
asked, "How is much... Show more |
| 26) A brunette,
a blonde, and a redhead were
standing in a line b... Show more |
| 27) One day a blond went out to check her mail box.
There was
not... Show more |
| 28) A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is
cheating on
her, so s... Show more |
| 29) In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical
wish-granting... Show more |
| 30) A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all
stuck
on a deserte... Show more |
| 31) Three blondes are stranded on an island.
A
fairy comes along... Show more |
| 32) A blonde walks up
to a Coke machine and
puts in a coin. Out p... Show more |
| 33) There's a brunette standing in the
middle
of a street jumping... Show more |
| 34) A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac
arrest at home and was... Show more |
| 35) A guy took his blonde
girlfriend to a
football game for the f... Show more |
| 36) A redhead, a brunette and a blonde
all
escape from a prison t... Show more |
| 37) A car was driving down the
street when all
of a sudden it sta... Show more |
| 38) A blonde calls
her husband at work one day
and asks him, "Can... Show more |
| 39) One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her
house,
sees the... Show more |
| 40) One day a blonde,
red-head, and a brunette
were driving throu... Show more |
| 41) A man was trimming his
bushes. His neighbor
(the blonde) walk... Show more |
| 42) At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use
the
infant scale to weig... Show more |
| 43) A blonde was driving down
the road
listening to the radio and... Show more |
| 44) A blonde comes home from a
day of shopping
and discovers that... Show more |
| 45) Three blondes were walking through a field when
they came acros... Show more |
| 46) A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an
M L."
The... Show more |
| 47) A blonde
is walking down the street with
her blouse open, exp... Show more |
| 48) A blond guy
and a brunette girl were
happily married and abou... Show more |
| 49) A person went into the
office kitchen one
morning and found a... Show more |
| 50) Two
blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compac... Show more |
| 51) A blonde walks into a hair salon
to get her
hair cut wearing... Show more |
| 52) A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to
the
drugstore... Show more |
| 53) A blonde, brunette
and a redhead had a
breaststroke swimming... Show more |
| 54) A friend meets up with her friend as she is
picking
her car u... Show more |
| 55) While shopping at the
grocery store, I
noticed that the tuna... Show more |
| 56) A man works in the
operations department of
a large bank. Emp... Show more |
| 57) Did you hear about
the two females who were
watching a blonde... Show more |
| 58) This executive was interviewing a
nervous
young blonde women... Show more |
| 59) A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one
night. It was her tu... Show more |
| 60) Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus,
Easter bunny,... Show more |
| 61) One
day there was a blonde riding a horse.
The horse kept goi... Show more |
| 62) A blonde was taking the tour of a national park
not long ago.... Show more |
| 63) Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a
computer?
A:... Show more |
| 64) A blonde was
bragging about her knowledge
of international ca... Show more |
| 65) Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to
unlock the door o... Show more |
| 66) A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The
brunette jumps ou... Show more |
| 67) A policeman pulled a blonde over after
he/she'd been
driving... Show more |
| 68) One day a blonde went to a
sea food
restaurant and saw the ta... Show more |
| 69) Q: Did you hear what the
blonde who was
opening a new bar sai... Show more |
| 70) A blonde was
walking down the road with a
healthy looking pig... Show more |
| 71) Q: Why do
Blondes wear padded
shoulders?
A: So they don't ge... Show more |
| 72) A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside
and yells, "Hel... Show more |
| 73) A blonde was filling out an application form
for
a job. She p... Show more |
| 74) Two blondes are on
opposite sides of a
lake.
One blonde y... Show more |
| 75) One day, a blonde and her friend were walking
through the
par... Show more |
| 76) Q:
Did you hear about the blonde who
dropped out of nursing s... Show more |
| 77) A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a
park.
The brun... Show more |
| 78) Two blondes were walking down the road and the
first blonde sai... Show more |
| 79) Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that
"Scheherezade"... Show more |
| 80) A brunette doing laundry asked her
blonde
friend to help her... Show more |
| 81) Q: How can you steal the window seat of a
blonde
on a plane g... Show more |
| 82) Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that
someone had
a... Show more |
| 83) Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off
a
building, wh... Show more |
| 84) Did you hear about the two
Blondes that
were found frozen to... Show more |
| 85) When a
blonde goes to London on a plane,
how can you steal he... Show more |
| 86) Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole
week
to wash three base... Show more |
| 87) Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke
three
times?
A: Once... Show more |
| 88) The assistant asked the blonde if she would
like her pizza cu... Show more |
| 89) Q.
Why did the blonde get so excited when
she finished the ji... Show more |
| 90) Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks
Guys.
A2: Are yo... Show more |
| 91) A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys... Show more |
| 92) Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90%
of the
net bandwidth?
A:... Show more |
| 93) Q: Why
did the blonde get so excited after
she finished her j... Show more |
| 94) Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a
mirror at the bottom o... Show more |
| 95) Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in
front of a mirr... Show more |
| 96) One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney
Land. When they... Show more |
| 97) Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got
pregnant for the se... Show more |
| 98) Q: What thoughts
do Blondes have after
reading these jokes?... Show more |
| 99) Did you hear the one about the blonde that had
a problem with... Show more |
| 100) ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?''
asked the blonde.... Show more |
| 101) Q: How do you recognize a
blonde in
school?
A: They are th... Show more |
| 102) Teller: Why did the blonde
move to
L.A.?
Blonde: I don't kno... Show more |
| 103) Q: What did the blonde say
about blonde
jokes?
A: She said... Show more |
| 104) Why can't blondes
make Kool
Aid?
Because they can't figure o... Show more |
| 105) A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and
deeper until she d... Show more |
| 106) Q: How can you tell a blonde is being
unfaithful?
A: Everybod... Show more |
| 107) Q.How many blonde's does it
take to change
a light bulb?
A... Show more |
| 108) Q: How do you
know when a blonde has been
making chocolate ch... Show more |
| 109) Why do blondes have see-through lunch box
tops?
So they can te... Show more |
| 110) Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks
on
her back? Sh... Show more |
| 111) Q: How do you keep a
blonde in
suspense?
A: Give her a mir... Show more |
| 112) Q: What's the difference between a
blonde
and a supermarket t... Show more |
| 113) Q: What did the blonde do when she found out
she
was pregnant... Show more |
| 114) Q:
What does a blonde say when you ask her
if her blinker is... Show more |
| 115) What did the blonde's mother say when she
asked
if she could... Show more |
| 116) Q:
How do you know if a blonde has been
sending e-mail?
A: Y... Show more |
| 117) Q: Why was the
blonde confused after giving
birth to twins?... Show more |
| 118) A blonde walks down the street
and sees a
banana peel a hundr... Show more |
| 119) Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her
hands tightly
ov... Show more |
| 120) Did you hear about the blonde who put
"Sagittarius" at the bo... Show more |
| 121) Q: How can you tell if a
cat is
blonde?
A: No matter what... Show more |
| 122) Did you hear about the blonde who was a really
good cook? She... Show more |
| 123) Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her
cat a bath?
A:... Show more |
| 124) Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard
before
dying of old... Show more |
| 125) Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her
what the last two... Show more |
| 126) Q: Did
you hear about the new blonde
hoodlum?
A: She runs... Show more |
| 127) Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair
of water-skis... Show more |
| 128) Q: Why did eighteen
blondes go to the
movies together?
A:... Show more |
| 129) Q: Did you hear about the blonde that
almost caused a car acc... Show more |
| 130) Hear about the blonde
explorer?
She
bought a piece of sandpa... Show more |
| 131) Did you hear
about the blonde who after
watching the ballerin... Show more |
| 132) Q: How did the blonde
break her leg playing
hockey with the T... Show more |
| 133) Q: What did the blonde think of the new
computer?
A: She did... Show more |
| 134) Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A... Show more |
| 135) Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police
car?
A: She saw... Show more |
| 136) Did you hear about the blonde that
stayed
up all night to see... Show more |
| 137) Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom
attendant job?
A: He c... Show more |
| 138) Q: Did you hear about
the blonde
coyote?
A: Got stuck in a t... Show more |
| 139) Q. What did the blonde
say when she knocked
over a priceless... Show more |
| 140) Did you hear why they closed the Seattle
Kingdom?
While the... Show more |
| 141) Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on
one buck night?... Show more |
| 142) Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a solar powered... Show more |
| 143) Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH?
A... Show more |
| 144) Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7
days a week?
A: S... Show more |
| 145) Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes
above?
A: Me for wasti... Show more |
| 146) Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all
night to see... Show more |
| 147) Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
A.) She has m... Show more |
| 148) Q.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the
medicine cabinet?
A.... Show more |
| 149) What did the blonde say when she saw the
sign in front of the... Show more |
| 150) Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a mon... Show more |
| 151) Why did the blonde put her finger
over the
nail when she was... Show more |
| 152) Q: Why couldn't
the blonde write the
number ELEVEN?
A: Bec... Show more |
| 153) Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on
the
top of thei... Show more |
| 154) Q: Why did
the blonde only smell good on
the right side?
A... Show more |
| 155) Be
careful never to let a blonde have a
coffee break... It ta... Show more |
| 156) Why did the blonde tip-toe
past the
medicine cabinet? She did... Show more |
| 157) Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat
hanger in
her back seat?
A... Show more |
| 158) Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of
milk in the fridge... Show more |
| 159) Why did the blond lay out
on the lawn chair
in her bikini at... Show more |
| 160) Why
don't blondes like to make
Kool-Aid?
They can't get eigh... Show more |
| 161) Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4
years of college... Show more |
| 162) Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a
submarine?
A... Show more |
| 163) Q. How do you know a blonde has been
using
the computer?
A... Show more |
| 164) Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that
90% of accident... Show more |
| 165) A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning
storms?
Q. T... Show more |
| 166) Q: Why don't blondes like buttered
toast?
A: They can't fi... Show more |
| 167) Why did the blonde run out of
shampoo?
She kept following t... Show more |
| 168) Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell
her to demonstrate... Show more |
| 169) Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A1: They |
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