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| 1) Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior expe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned ab... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neig... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) There's a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counti... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had onc... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Speci... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and as... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she wi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The styl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. Th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the grou... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over an... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corn... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a doubl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both go... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get mon... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. T... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blon... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run in... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when yo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her ma... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset whe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fir... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "Wh... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. On... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl pai... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the Engl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 57) A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 58) While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring wat... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 59) A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 60) Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 61) This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in hi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 62) A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the d... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 63) One day there was a blonde riding a horse. The horse kept going faster and fast... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 64) A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentione... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 65) Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to pu... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 66) A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She prou... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 67) Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 68) A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pull... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 69) A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 70) One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 71) Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer ex... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 72) A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 73) Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 74) A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 75) A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 76) Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 77) One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 78) Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was d... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 79) A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 80) Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that do... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 81) Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rim... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 82) A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 83) Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 84) Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 85) Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 86) When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tel... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 87) Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A:... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 88) Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it, on... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 89) The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 90) Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 91) Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the sa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 92) A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 93) Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 94) Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in on... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 95) Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Sti... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 96) Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes clo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 97) One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 98) Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 99) Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual...... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 100) Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She could... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 101) ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the br... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 102) Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who eras... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 103) Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 104) Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty go... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 105) Why can't blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get eight... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 106) A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 107) Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhoo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 108) Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 109) Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 110) Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 111) Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 112) Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 113) Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 114) Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 115) What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? "Jus... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 116) Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of en... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 117) Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't f... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 118) A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 119) Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 120) Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 121) Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it f... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 122) Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 123) Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn't go... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 124) Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: "Today c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 125) Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the natio... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 126) Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-paintin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 127) Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 128) Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that und... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 129) Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 130) Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 131) Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 132) Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 133) Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 134) Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going thr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 135) Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 136) Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 137) Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 138) Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off thre... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 139) Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. "It's... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 140) Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 141) Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 142) Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 143) Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going thr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 144) Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 145) Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 146) Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 147) Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 148) Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. So she wouldn't wake... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 149) What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 150) Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she co... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 151) Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The nois... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 152) Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 153) Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 154) Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know wh... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 155) Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to re... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 156) Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 157) Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 158) Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 159) Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wante... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 160) Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't get eight cups of water into... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 161) Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you li... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 162) Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 163) Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 164) Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 165) A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their pict... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 166) Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 167) Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lat... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 168) Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 169) Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant f... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 170) Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 171) Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to si... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 172) Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the re... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 173) Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks we... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 174) Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one wit... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 175) Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both side... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 176) Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 177) Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them wit... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 178) Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 179) Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up wit... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 180) Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 181) Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 182) Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 183) Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 184) Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 185) Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vac... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 186) Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flav... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 187) What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but nev... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 188) Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 189) Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has bee... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 190) Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" i... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 191) Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their int... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 192) Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a n... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 193) Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they ta... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 194) Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 195) Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dar... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 196) Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes? A. To remind her that "toes go in... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 197) Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World C... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 198) Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and ju... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 199) What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 200) Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you ea... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 201) Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 202) Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vege... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 203) Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 204) Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant pos... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 205) Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over thei... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 206) What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the gr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 207) What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 208) What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the nec... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 209) Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her an... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 210) Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the ham... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 211) Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at n... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 212) Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewri... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 213) Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 214) Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 215) Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 216) Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with fo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 217) Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 218) Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 219) Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 220) Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved childr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 221) Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up ex... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 222) These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen i... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 223) Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instea... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 224) Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 225) Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 226) Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 227) A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.'... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 228) Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 229) Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 230) Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 231) A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 232) Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 233) Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 234) Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 235) Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. "Thanks for the refill!"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 236) Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 237) Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 238) Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 239) Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 240) Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 241) Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 242) Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 243) Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 244) Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: "Is it mine?"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 245) Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements."... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 246) Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 247) Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 248) I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 249) Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 250) Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 251) Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 252) ... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 253) How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 254) Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 255) Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 256) Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 257) Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 258) Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 259) Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 260) Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 261) What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 262) Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 263) Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 264) Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 265) Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 266) Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No".... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 267) What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 268) Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 269) Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 270) Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 271) Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 272) Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 273) Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 274) Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 275) How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 276) I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 277) Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 278) Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 279) Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 280) Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 281) Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 282) What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 283) Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 284) Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 285) Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 286) How do you kill a blonde? Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 287) Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 288) Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 289) I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 290) Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 291) Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 292) This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 293) Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 294) Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 295) Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 296) Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 297) Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 298) Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 299) What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 300) Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 301) Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 302) Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 303) Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 304) What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 305) Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 306) Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 307) What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 308) Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 309) Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 310) Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 311) Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 312) Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 313) How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 314) What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 315) What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 316) Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 317) Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 318) Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 319) A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 320) What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 321) Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 322) Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 323) Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 324) Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 325) Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 326) Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 327) How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
