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| 1) What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its f... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fight... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts he... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) Do fish get thirsty?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but whe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of cours... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of en... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an i... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get i... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 57) How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 58) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 59) How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 60) If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 61) How long will a floating point operation float?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 62) Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 63) If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 64) If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 65) Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 66) How many weeks are there in a light year?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 67) Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 68) Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 69) Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 70) How come wrong numbers are never busy?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 71) Why are there interstates in Hawaii?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 72) What color is a chameleon on a mirror?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 73) Do steam rollers really roll steam?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 74) Does killing time damage eternity?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 75) Does killing time damage eternity?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 76) Do vampires get AIDS?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 77) Do vampires get AIDS?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
