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| 1) If buttered toast always
lands
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| 2) You know that little indestructible
black box that is used on... Show more |
| 3) Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called... Show more |
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child who is afraid of... Show more |
| 5) What did the egg say to the
boiling water?
"How can you expe... Show more |
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woman
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say I'm
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has been sending e-mail?
A: Y... Show more |
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| 10) Consider one of the most perplexing
questions of our time: Wher... Show more |
| 11) You know how most packages say "Open
here". What is the protoco... Show more |
| 12) Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur
cross the road anymore?
A: Becau... Show more |
| 13) Q. What does a woman's asshole
do when she is having an orgasm?... Show more |
| 14) Why does an inspiring sight like a
sunrise always have to
tak... Show more |
| 15) If fire fighters fight fire and crime
fighters fight crime, w... Show more |
| 16) Why do women have
smaller
feet than men?
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| 17) If necessity is the mother of invention,
why does so much unnec... Show more |
| 18) If you are driving at the speed of light
and you turn on your... Show more |
| 19) Why is it that when you're driving and
looking
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| 20) Why are
teachers happy at
Halloween parties?
Because there'... Show more |
| 21) If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days
a year, why are
ther... Show more |
| 22) Why do you need a driver's licence to
buy liquor when you can't... Show more |
| 23) Why were ancient Egyptian
children confused?
Because their da... Show more |
| 24) Why do you need a driver's
licence to buy liquor
when you can... Show more |
| 25) Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the next-best thing... Show more |
| 26) Why couldn't the
alligator
send e-mails on his PC?
Because i... Show more |
| 27) If we are a country committed to free
speech, then why do we ha... Show more |
| 28) What did the really ugly man
do for a living?
He posed for... Show more |
| 29) If all the nations in the world are in
the debt, where did all... Show more |
| 30) Why is it that at class reunions
you feel younger than everyo... Show more |
| 31) Why is it that at class reunions you
feel younger than everyo... Show more |
| 32) If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do
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| 33) What will fall on the lawn first? An
autumn leaf or a Christm... Show more |
| 34) Why are cigarettes sold at gas
stations when smoking is prohibi... Show more |
| 35) Q: Why
don't blind people
skydive?
A: It scares the heck out... Show more |
| 36) Why are
cigarettes sold at gas
stations when smoking is prohi... Show more |
| 37) Why are there flotation devices under
plane seats instead of... Show more |
| 38) Do you know what a mice said when
it saw a bat?
Mom ! I see an... Show more |
| 39) If CON is the opposite of PRO, is
congress the opposite of pr... Show more |
| 40) What do monkeys sing at Christmas
?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bel... Show more |
| 41) Q: What is the pink stuff between
elephant's toes?
A: Slow c... Show more |
| 42) If the world is getting smaller, why do
postal rates keep going... Show more |
| 43) If you tell a joke in the forest, but
nobody laughs, was it a... Show more |
| 44) What's the speed limit of
sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn arou... Show more |
| 45) Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck
togeth... Show more |
| 46) Have you ever imagined a world with no
hypothetical situation... Show more |
| 47) If olive oil comes from
olives,
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| 48) If a word in a dictionary were
misspelled, how would we
know?... Show more |
| 49) How does AVON find so many women willing
to take orders
?... Show more |
| 50) Do you need a silencer if you are going
to shoot a
mine?... Show more |
| 51) Can you repeat the part after "Listen
very
carefully"?... Show more |
| 52) Why do we drive on parkways when we park
on driveways?... Show more |
| 53) How does the guy who drives the snowplow
get to work?... Show more |
| 54) If
you try to fail, and succeed,
which have you done?... Show more |
| 55) How much deeper would the ocean be
without
sponges?... Show more |
| 56) If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
it Fed UP?... Show more |
| 57) If a fly has no wings
would you call
him a walk?... Show more |
| 58) How long will a floating point operation
float?... Show more |
| 59) Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it
sounds?... Show more |
| 60) If love is blind, why is Lingerie so
popular?... Show more |
| 61) If you didn't get caught, did you
really do it?... Show more |
| 62) Why is brassiere singular and panties
plural?... Show more |
| 63) How many weeks
are there in a light
year?... Show more |
| 64) Is it ok to use my AM radio after
NOON?... Show more |
| 65) Which of the Himalayas is the
shortest?... Show more |
| 66) Why don't sheep shrink when it
rains?... Show more |
| 67) How come wrong numbers are never
busy?... Show more |
| 68) Why are there
interstates in
Hawaii?... Show more |
| 69) What color is a chameleon on a
mirror?... Show more |
| 70) Do steam rollers really roll
steam?... Show more |
| 71) Do vegetarians eat animal
crackers?... Show more |
| 72) Does killing time damage
eternity?... Show more |
| 73) Does
killing time damage
eternity?... Show more |
| 74) What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?... Show more |
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