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| 1) A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) What did you get for your birthday? Another year!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eye... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present. What did you get her? A bo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'. birthday par... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they we... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) Home - A - Age Jokes "That's an excellent essay for someone your age," said th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 Th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girth... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) "I guess I didn't get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "You're still here!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and ask... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's. He bought his girlf... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, d... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, I'm having a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: N... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his moth... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. I... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to g... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. H... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) "Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "G... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his foo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The ca... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happ... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present fro... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age dis... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To G... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) "My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a li... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 57) What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 58) Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 59) Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 60) Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 61) Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 62) "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 63) What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 64) How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 65) What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 66) Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 67) What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 68) What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 69) What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 70) When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 71) What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 72) When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 73) What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 74) Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 75) What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 76) Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
