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The Best Birthday Jokes: |
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Age Jokes
"That's an
excellent essay for someon... Show more |
| 2) A man asked his wife, "What would you most
like for your birt... Show more |
| 3) It was
Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and
he was still in perf... Show more |
| 4) The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found
a total... Show more |
| 5) The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found a total... Show more |
| 6) Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally
depressed. The barte... Show more |
| 7) A kindly old lady came across a little boy
sitting on the pav... Show more |
| 8) A couple have not been getting along for years,
so the husband... Show more |
| 9) A St. Louis mother
telephoned the capital
building over in Je... Show more |
| 10) Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same
day as his
father's.... Show more |
| 11) I've been shopping for
my wife's
birthday present.
What did... Show more |
| 12) Will you come to my party on
Saturday?
Yes, please, What's... Show more |
| 13) "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party
for you."
"A 'surp... Show more |
| 14) Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to
give you for your b... Show more |
| 15) First boy: Are you having a party for your
birthday?
Second b... Show more |
| 16) Fred: Have you noticed that your
mother
smells a bit funny th... Show more |
| 17) Johnny was racing
around the garden on his
new bicycle and ca... Show more |
| 18) How old were you on your last birthday?
Eight.
And how old... Show more |
| 19) Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her
birthday.
How l... Show more |
| 20) Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your birthday... Show more |
| 21) Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your
birthday... Show more |
| 22) Fred: Do you
like the dictionary I bought
you for your birthd... Show more |
| 23) Charley wanted to buy Farley a
birthday
cake, but he couldn't... Show more |
| 24) Something
happened to me yesterday that
will never, ever, hap... Show more |
| 25) "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful
thing.
I told my compu... Show more |
| 26) I'd like to say
something nice about you
as it's your birthda... Show more |
| 27) Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my
birthday
. . .t... Show more |
| 28) Man l: "I got my wife a VCP
for her
birthday"
Man 2: "Don't... Show more |
| 29) "Did you go shopping for my birthday
present?"
"Yeah, and I... Show more |
| 30) Cat: "What did you get him for his
birthday?"
Dog: "Pant .... Show more |
| 31) What do you give a
nine-hundred-pound
gorilla for his birthda... Show more |
| 32) Why was the monster standing on his head at
the birthday part... Show more |
| 33) How can you tell if an elephant's been to
your
birthday party... Show more |
| 34) Did you hear about the time
Eddy's
sister tried to make a bir... Show more |
| 35) BoyFriend: Why didn't you
give me
anything for my birthday?... Show more |
| 36) Why do we put candles on top of a birthday
cake?
Because it... Show more |
| 37) "I remember when the
candle shop burned
down. Everyone stood... Show more |
| 38) "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat
birthday cake."
"... Show more |
| 39) Why did Davy Crockett always
wear a
coonskin cap?
It was a... Show more |
| 40) Why does the monster act wild
and crazy
on his birthday?
He... Show more |
| 41) For his birthday the monster asked for a
heavy sweater.
So... Show more |
| 42) Why couldn't prehistoric man send
birthday cards?
The stamp... Show more |
| 43) What's the greatest birthday
present?
Hard to say - but a d... Show more |
| 44) Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
Because he alway... Show more |
| 45) Why did you hit your birthday cake with a
hammer?
Because y... Show more |
| 46) A man who forgets his wife's birthday is
certain to get somet... Show more |
| 47) What song should
you sing to a wildebeest
on his birthday?... Show more |
| 48) "My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I
need?"
"Yeah, but... Show more |
| 49) Why did the fat monster put
a candle on
his tummy?
He was c... Show more |
| 50) "I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
"How do you know?"... Show more |
| 51) I forgot my brother's
birthday last
month.
What did he say?... Show more |
| 52) "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should... Show more |
| 53) Why did you buy me
a pair of bunny ears?
I wanted you to ha... Show more |
| 54) What do they serve at birthday
parties in
heaven?
Angel foo... Show more |
| 55) Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It
certainly is! If I wasn'... Show more |
| 56) Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have... Show more |
| 57) Why did the boy feel warm on his
birthday?
Because people k... Show more |
| 58) Why was the birthday cake as hard
as a
rock?
Because it was... Show more |
| 59) "Were any famous men born on your
birthday?"
"No, only litt... Show more |
| 60) What did one candle say to the
other?
"Don't birthdays burn... Show more |
| 61) How does Moby Dick celebrate his
birthday?
He has a whale of a... Show more |
| 62) What does a cat like
to eat on his
birthday?
Mice cream and... Show more |
| 63) Where do you find a birthday
present for
a cat?
In a cat-al... Show more |
| 64) What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday phea... Show more |
| 65) What do you always get
on your birthday?
Another year older... Show more |
| 66) What is your favourite type of birthday
present?
Another pres... Show more |
| 67) When is your birthday?
17th January.
What year?
Every yea... Show more |
| 68) What did the burglar
give his wife for
her birthday?
A stol... Show more |
| 69) When is a birthday cake like a golf
ball?
When it's been slice... Show more |
| 70) What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday
cake?
Shortcake... Show more |
| 71) Did you hear about the tree's
birthday?
It was a sappy one!... Show more |
| 72) Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
It was a tappy one!... Show more |
| 73) What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
"Hi, Buster."... Show more |
| 74) Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
It was a Happy one!... Show more |
| 75) What does a clam do on
his birthday?
He shellabrates!... Show more |
| 76) What did you get for your birthday?
Another year!... Show more |
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