1 - College meals
are generally unpopular with
those who have to eat them and sometimes
with good... More ››
2 - Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your
college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well,... More ››
3 - What is the second stupidest thing in the
An Arkansas architectural student out in the... More ››
4 - How do you know a Brigham
been mowing the lawn?
The welcome mat is destroyed.... More ››
5 - Optimist: A college student who opens his
and expects to find money.... More ››
6 - Three students from Michigan State, the
University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacatio... More ››
7 - A college student was in a
class which had a discussion about God's existence. The pr... More ››
8 - A somewhat advanced society has figured
how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student,... More ››
9 - A kid called up his
mom from his college
and asked her for some money, because he ran out
of i... More ››
10 - Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the
through the second floor of her new house to... More ››
11 - Two storks are
sitting in their nest: a
father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is
crying... More ››
12 - Two
college students, Frank and Matt, are
riding on a New York City subway when
a beggar appro... More ››
13 - A
Mississippi professor was at a party and
became indignant when asked if
college professors w... More ››
14 - An angel appears at a faculty
tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and... More ››
15 - A college student in a philosophy class was
taking his first examination.
On the paper there... More ››
16 - After the college boy delivered
to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual... More ››
17 - The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
all male students, so too
the male dormitory to t... More ››
18 - Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen,
were discussing what kind of work would supply mem w... More ››
19 - All the fraternity brothers left the
for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to s... More ››
20 - Biddle and Payne, two elderly English
having lunch in the cafeteria.
During... More ››
21 - A linguistics professor was lecturing to his
class one day. "In English," he said, "A do... More ››
22 - Soderling, the star college halfback, was
taking a math exam.
The coach desperately needed h... More ››
23 - Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house
"Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Co... More ››
24 - An applicant was being interviewed for
to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inqui... More ››
25 - "Now my motto in
life," said the school
chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray
hard. How... More ››
26 - A son is
calling his mom from college, and
telling her that he had just got his
degree. The mo... More ››
27 - "Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State
professor as the class ended.
"They're on your feet... More ››
28 - Arvil was coming out of the Texas University
student building when he
was stopped by two coeds.... More ››
29 - A survey was being taken on the University of
The survey taker asked a socce... More ››
30 - Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North
One day Tipton came in and said... More ››
31 - Jeb and Eudell, University of
athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just... More ››
32 - Professor: I forgot to take
Wife: When did you first miss it, dear... More ››
33 - Did you hear about the Penn State professor
went around in a revolving door for six hours be... More ››
34 - "Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.
Boys or girls?"
"Well, I believe one is a girl and... More ››
35 - How many Wake Forest
does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Seventee... More ››
36 - Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking
through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?... More ››
37 - Professor:
A wise man doubts everything.
Only a pin-head is positive.
Student: Are you s... More ››
38 - Q: How
many graduate students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may tak... More ››
39 - Did you hear about the
professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours,... More ››
40 - Why do University of
tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?... More ››
41 - Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?
Profe... More ››
42 - Q: What do college students and deer have in
A: They both stand in the middle of the ro... More ››
43 - How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may ta... More ››
44 - A college friend was going to meet a young
lady he new.
"An old flame? I asked.
He winked and sa... More ››
45 - Q. How many law professors does it take to
change a light
A. Hell, you need 250 just to l... More ››
46 - How can you
tell if a California State
coed is a good cook?
She can get the pop tart out of th... More ››
47 - Did you
hear about the Western Kentucky
professor who kissed the door goodbye and
slammed his... More ››
48 - Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher
stay awake every night?
He was trying to find a... More ››
49 - Why did the Oregon State psychology
climb up the chain link fence?
To see what was on th... More ››
50 - How does a New York University psychology
major turn on
his lights in the morning?
By opening... More ››
51 - Did you hear about the UCLA track
won a gold medal?
He was so proud of it that he had... More ››
52 - How many Buckeye
football players does it
take to change a lightbulb?
One. But he gets three h... More ››
53 - What do they call a bunch of Mississippi
players standing in a circle holding hands?... More ››
54 - Did you hear about the University of Miami
fullback who stayed up all night studying for his uri... More ››
55 - Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
When you can't get your jeans over your t... More ››
56 - "Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a
"What does Ph.D. stand for?"
"in his case, Pin-headed... More ››
57 - There was the Florida State defensive tackle
who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch pa... More ››
58 - And then there was the UCLA professor
opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pan... More ››
59 - Teenage Driver: But,
officer, I'm a
Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.... More ››
60 - What's the difference between an American
an English student ?
About 3000 miles !... More ››
61 - What do you get if you cross a student and an
Something from another universe -ity !... More ››
62 - What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps
at thin air?
Collecting his thoughts.... More ››
63 - How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to
Shine a flashlight in his ears.... More ››
64 - What do you
call ten Utah State law
students standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.... More ››
65 - Why don't Purdue athletes
They can't get their heads in the jar.... More ››
66 - What do you get when you
cross a Texas
Aggie with an ape?
A retarded ape.... More ››
67 - What does the N on the Nebraska
helmet stand for?
"Nowledge."... More ››
68 - How do
you measure a Villanova graduate's
With a tire gauge.... More ››
69 - On what kind of ships do students
Scholarships.... More ››