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college JOKES (random)

Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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 1 - College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good... More ››
 2 - Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well,... More ››
 3 - What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the... More ››
 4 - How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.... More ››
 5 - Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.... More ››
 6 - Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacatio... More ››
 7 - A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The pr... More ››
 8 - A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student,... More ››
 9 - A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of i... More ››
 10 - Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to... More ››
 11 - Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying... More ››
 12 - Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar appro... More ››
 13 - A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors w... More ››
 14 - An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and... More ››
 15 - A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there... More ››
 16 - After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual... More ››
 17 - The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to t... More ››
 18 - Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem w... More ››
 19 - All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to s... More ››
 20 - Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During... More ››
 21 - A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A do... More ››
 22 - Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed h... More ››
 23 - Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. "Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Co... More ››
 24 - An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inqui... More ››
 25 - "Now my motto in life," said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How... More ››
 26 - A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mo... More ››
 27 - "Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. "They're on your feet... More ››
 28 - Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds.... More ››
 29 - A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a socce... More ››
 30 - Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said... More ››
 31 - Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just... More ››
 32 - Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear... More ››
 33 - Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours be... More ››
 34 - "Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and... More ››
 35 - How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventee... More ››
 36 - Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?... More ››
 37 - Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you s... More ››
 38 - Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may tak... More ››
 39 - Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours,... More ››
 40 - Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?... More ››
 41 - Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Profe... More ››
 42 - Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the ro... More ››
 43 - How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may ta... More ››
 44 - A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. "An old flame? I asked. He winked and sa... More ››
 45 - Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell, you need 250 just to l... More ››
 46 - How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of th... More ››
 47 - Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his... More ››
 48 - Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a... More ››
 49 - Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on th... More ››
 50 - How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening... More ››
 51 - Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had... More ››
 52 - How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three h... More ››
 53 - What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?... More ››
 54 - Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his uri... More ››
 55 - Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your t... More ››
 56 - "Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph.D." "What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed... More ››
 57 - There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch pa... More ››
 58 - And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pan... More ››
 59 - Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.... More ››
 60 - What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !... More ››
 61 - What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !... More ››
 62 - What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.... More ››
 63 - How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.... More ››
 64 - What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.... More ››
 65 - Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can't get their heads in the jar.... More ››
 66 - What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.... More ››
 67 - What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? "Nowledge."... More ››
 68 - How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge.... More ››
 69 - On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships.... More ››
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