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Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her?
Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut.
I knew I'd get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained silent for the last four years.
But yesterday was my graduation.
And as I walked across the stage, the Dean handed my diploma to me (nicely scrolled and tied with a ribbon).
Once she handed it to me, I could finally tell that bitch what I REALLY thought about her.
So I leaned across her podium and I looked her straight in the eye.
"Hey Bitch," I said.
"You're so damn ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!" And then I walked off the stage, and went home.
I gotta tell you that it felt just as good as I had imagined it would for the last four years.
Today, I unwrapped my diploma, fr amed it, and hung it in the living room, where it proudly exclaims to the world: "In order to receive your diploma, please present this certificate to the Dean of your college after final grades have been posted!"

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