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Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...
My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head, My dog mated with the neighbors cat, My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution, My Mom told me I was adopted, My Dad told me he's gay, My boss told me I was laid off, My sister was arrested for prostitution, My house has termites, My car was stolen, All that came in the mail was bills, A plane, crash landed on my garage, OJ Simpson came to my door selling rug cleaner, And my TV blew.
Lord, please be with me today.
I was able to live through all that misery yesterday.
And I will be able to make it through anything today!
But please....
DON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER!!!!!
AMENA programmer enters an elevator, wanting to go to the 12th floor.
So, he pushes 1, then he pushes 2, and starts looking for the Enter....

Dear God: Yesterday was an awf

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