1 - If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three
days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?... More ›› 2 - Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back
on the ranch about his
first visit to a big-cit... More ›› 3 - The swing doors of the Wild
West saloon
crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury.... More ›› 4 - What advice to cows
give?
Turn the udder
cheek and mooooove on!... More ›› 5 - The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats
in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher c... More ›› 6 - A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are
to be executed on the same day. The day comes, an... More ›› 7 - Three cowboys
of the world are sitting
around camp talking about how tough they were
and the t... More ›› 8 - The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher c... More ›› 9 - Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were
about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mo... More ›› 10 - Three cowboys
were hanging out in the
bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex,"
said the first... More ›› 11 - The eastern lady who was all ready to take a
horseback ride
said to the cowboy, "Can you get me... More ›› 12 - The cowboy
was trying to buy a health
insurance policy. The insurance agent was
going down the... More ›› 13 - A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy
in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, sp... More ›› 14 - Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were
resting their
horses out on the range.
"What'd Em... More ›› 15 - Visitor: Wow, you have a
lot of flies
buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?... More ›› 16 - Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
fired?
A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!... More ›› 17 - What did the cowboy maggot say when he went
into the
saloon bar?
Gimme a slug of whiskey.... More ›› 18 - What sickness do cowboys
get from riding
wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).... More ›› 19 - Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
Because
the horse was too heavy to carry.... More ›› 20 - What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a
school ?
The deputy head !... More ›› 21 - What do you call a frog who wants to be a
cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.... More ›› 22 - Q: Why
can't the bankrupt cowboy
complain?
A: He has got no beef.... More ›› 23 - Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
He was
always horsing around.... More ›› 24 - Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because
he rode the range.... More ›› 25 - Why did the cowboy's car stop?
It had Injun
(engine) trouble.... More ›› 26 - Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?
Skint Eastwood.... More ›› 27 - Teacher: When do
astronauts eat?
Pupil:
At launch time!... More ›› 28 - Where do cowboys cook their
meals?
On
the range.... More ›› 29 - Who do zombie cowboys fight?
Deadskins.... More ›› |
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