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cowboy JOKES (random)

Teacher: When do astronauts eat?
Pupil: At launch time!

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 1 - If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?... More ››
 2 - Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-cit... More ››
 3 - The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury.... More ››
 4 - What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!... More ››
 5 - The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher c... More ››
 6 - A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, an... More ››
 7 - Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the t... More ››
 8 - The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher c... More ››
 9 - Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mo... More ››
 10 - Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first... More ››
 11 - The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me... More ››
 12 - The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the... More ››
 13 - A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, sp... More ››
 14 - Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. "What'd Em... More ››
 15 - Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?... More ››
 16 - Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!... More ››
 17 - What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.... More ››
 18 - What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).... More ››
 19 - Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.... More ››
 20 - What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !... More ››
 21 - What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.... More ››
 22 - Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.... More ››
 23 - Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around.... More ››
 24 - Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.... More ››
 25 - Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.... More ››
 26 - Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.... More ››
 27 - Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!... More ››
 28 - Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.... More ››
 29 - Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.... More ››
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