Heaven and hell JOKES
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven.
At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the professor ansvered.
'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side.
But the referee did not se it so, and the goal won us the match.
I regret that now.' 'Well,' said the gatekeeper.
'That is a very minor sin.
You may enter.' 'Thank you very much, Saint Peter,' the professor ansvered.
'Im am not Saint Peter,' said the gatekeeper.
'He is having his lunchbreak.
I am Saint Lucas.'