Heaven and hell JOKES
One day at the entrance to heaven, St.
Peter saw a New York street gang.
walk up to the Pearly Gates.
This being a first, St.
Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates.
What do I do?".
God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type.
Re-direct them down to hell." St.
Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!" "Who, the New Yorkers?".
"No, the Pearly Gates."