Heaven and hell JOKES
Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball.
Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.
"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven.
"But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches." "I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed.
"We've got all the umpires."