Idiot and fool JOKES
I saw a pen in a store the other day.
I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most.
The clerk said, "It's made in Germany".
I said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then".
The clerk said, "What's the matter?
You don't like German pens?" I said, "No.
I just never learned to write German."