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restaurant JOKES (random)

There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant.
Four fish got battered!

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 2 - "What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and choco... More ››
 3 - The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a... More ››
 4 - Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eati... More ››
 5 - Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home... More ››
 6 - Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larg... More ››
 7 - An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The wait... More ››
 8 - A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown res... More ››
 9 - A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a... More ››
 10 - Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They... More ››
 11 - A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special... More ››
 12 - Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order. "I'll have a... More ››
 13 - "Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What d... More ››
 14 - Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: Th... More ››
 15 - "What's the matter with your dinner ?" "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell... More ››
 16 - How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it an... More ››
 17 - Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks unt... More ››
 18 - How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago,... More ››
 19 - I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the... More ››
 20 - Hello? Fred's Restaurant. Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! C... More ››
 21 - Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying... More ››
 22 - Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !... More ››
 23 - At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!... More ››
 24 - Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip, either.... More ››
 25 - Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.... More ››
 26 - At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?... More ››
 27 - There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!... More ››
 28 - What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!... More ››
 29 - Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')... More ››
 30 - Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !... More ››
 31 - Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent qui... More ››
 32 - Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, H... More ››
 33 - Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad... More ››
 34 - Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamb... More ››
 35 - Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he... More ››
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