A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall.
"Oh, dear," he said, "whatever shall I do?
I can't afford a new set." "Don't worry," said his friend.
"I'll get a pair from my brother for you." The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly.
"This is wonderful," said the man.
"Your brother must be a very good dentist." "Oh, he's not a dentist," replied the friend, "he's an undertaker."