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teeth JOKES (random)

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

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 1 - What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.... More ››
 2 - Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.... More ››
 3 - What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? T... More ››
 4 - What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!... More ››
 5 - Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre.... More ››
 6 - A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down... More ››
 7 - A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall.... More ››
 8 - Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her throu... More ››
 9 - What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.... More ››
 10 - "Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth... More ››
 11 - Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "... More ››
 12 - What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain an... More ››
 13 - Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of y... More ››
 14 - Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to co... More ››
 15 - What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, "Darling, you've got lovely... More ››
 16 - Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth... More ››
 17 - What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.... More ››
 18 - Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?... More ››
 19 - What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences.... More ››
 20 - What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.... More ››
 21 - What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.... More ››
 22 - Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it... More ››
 23 - Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.... More ››
 24 - Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.... More ››
 25 - What did one tooth say to the other tooth? "Thar's gold in them thar fills."... More ››
 26 - What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.... More ››
 27 - Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth.... More ››
 28 - What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.... More ››
 29 - How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!... More ››
 30 - How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.... More ››
 31 - What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !... More ››
 32 - Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.... More ››
 33 - Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.... More ››
 34 - What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.... More ››
 35 - What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"... More ››
 36 - What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.... More ››
 37 - What has teeth but no mouth? A comb or a saw.... More ››
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