1 - What did one tooth say to the other?
your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.... More ››
2 - Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
more bark than bite.... More ››
3 - What happened when the slave put his head into a
mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
T... More ››
4 - What happened to the man who put his false
teeth in backwards?
He ate himself!... More ››
5 - Why is 4,840 square
yards like a bad tooth
Because it is an acre.... More ››
6 - A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to
his engagement that when he arrived and sat down... More ››
7 - A man coughed violently, and his false
shot across the room and smashed against the wall.... More ››
8 - Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by
haughty old dowager who scrutinized her throu... More ››
9 - What sort of an act do you do?
I bend over
backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.... More ››
10 - "Your teeth are
like the stars," he said, As
he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the
truth... More ››
11 - Willie: "I have an awful
Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine."
Willie: "... More ››
12 - What's the difference between a
with toothache and a rainstorm?
One roars with pain an... More ››
13 - Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the
dentist pulls it out?
Because it goes right out of y... More ››
14 - Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I?
Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to co... More ››
15 - What happened when a man fell in love
He said, "Darling, you've got lovely... More ››
16 - Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her
when she sneezed?
To catch her false teeth... More ››
17 - What did the Abominable
Snowman do after he
had had his teeth pulled out?
He ate the dentist.... More ››
18 - Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth
Actor: Whose do you think they are?... More ››
19 - What game do you play if you don't take care of
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.... More ››
20 - What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch,
A vampire with a rotten tooth.... More ››
21 - What do you get it
you cross a porcupine
with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush.... More ››
22 - Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting
I don't know. The dentist kept it... More ››
23 - Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren't loose.... More ››
24 - Why does a
vampire clean his teeth three
times a day?
To prevent bat breath.... More ››
25 - What did one tooth say to the other
"Thar's gold in them thar fills."... More ››
26 - What did the mouse say when his friend
his front teeth? Hard cheese.... More ››
27 - Why did the
termite eat a sofa and two
It had a suite tooth.... More ››
28 - What did the vampire call his
A new fangled device.... More ››
29 - How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
BLEEEEEE-YATCH!... More ››
30 - How can you get a set of teeth put in for
Smack a monster.... More ››
31 - What do you get if you cross teeth
Dental floss !... More ››
32 - Why are vampires like false teeth?
come out at night.... More ››
33 - Why are false teeth like stars?
come out at night.... More ››
34 - What's the best thing to put into a pizza?
Your teeth.... More ››
35 - What did the tooth say to the
"Fill 'er up!"... More ››
36 - What helps keep your teeth
Toothpaste.... More ››
37 - What has teeth but no mouth?
A comb or a
saw.... More ››