A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand.
He decided to open it.
Inside was a genie.
The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided, "I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account.
Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color.
There was the car sitting in front of him.
He asked for his final wish, " I wish I was irresistible to women." POOF!
He turned into a box of chocolates.