1 - An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow
hired at a construction site.
The foreman po... More ››
2 - A US
Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal
alien in the bushes right by the
border fence, he... More ››
3 - Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw
Just before morning the one yelled, "Mick! I... More ››
4 - Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the
phone systems in China?
A: Because there are so m... More ››
5 - The Americans and Russians at the height of the
realized that if they continued in the... More ››
6 - Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God
went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael... More ››
7 - The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's
wives go shopping one day to a big department store.... More ››
8 - An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were
driving through the desert when they suddenly ran... More ››
9 - There was once a Scotsman and an
who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owne... More ››
10 - An old Native American wanted a loan for $500.
He approached his local banker. The banker pulled... More ››
11 - A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself
in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his... More ››
12 - Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington
for New York.
One sat in the window seat, the othe... More ››
13 - There were
three men working at the top of
a building. One was Chinese, one was
Mexican, and t... More ››
14 - A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker
were captured by
cannibals. The chief comes to them... More ››
15 - Recently, Germany
conducted some scientific
exploration involving their best scientists. Core... More ››
16 - Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an
Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to... More ››
17 - There were three guys, a Torontonian, an
American and a
Newfoundlander. They were all going to b... More ››
18 - An American, a
Jew and a Canadian were in a
terrible car accident. They were all
brought to th... More ››
19 - There was an
Irishman, an Englishman and
Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a
carriage in a... More ››
20 - Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one
Scottish, are out walking
along the beach together o... More ››
21 - At the Russian War College, the general is a
guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that... More ››
22 - A prominent Polish scientist conducted very
important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon... More ››
23 - Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: 170. One to send the Ne... More ››
24 - An American
tourist in Moscow found himself
needing to get rid of a large supply of
garbage fr... More ››
25 - Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese
restaurant. "Sid," asked Al,
"are there any Jews in China?"... More ››
26 - An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were
without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the... More ››
27 - There was a Japanese man who went to America for
the last day, he hailed a cab a... More ››
28 - One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him
wanted him to do.
After God had brief... More ››
29 - Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3
astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One w... More ››
30 - An old Indian lined up all of
his 10 little
Indian sons and stood in front of them.
He then a... More ››
31 - Q:
How many Canadians does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamen... More ››
32 - An
American man, a Russian man, and an
African man were all up in a
hot-air balloon together.... More ››
33 - A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman
sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs aro... More ››
34 - A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal
alien in the
bushes right by the border fence, he pu... More ››
35 - Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German,
an American, and a Mexican, and they get captur... More ››
36 - There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who
decided to try life in Australia. He found an ap... More ››
37 - An American businessman goes to Japan on a
business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks... More ››
38 - Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes
to visit a
temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the ro... More ››
39 - An Englishman, Frenchman,
Mexican, and Texan
were flying across country on a small plane when th... More ››
40 - A long time ago, Britain and France were at
During one battle, The French captured an Engl... More ››
41 - Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were
late one night and found themselves... More ››
42 - Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner
when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.
"Help!" Pa... More ››
43 - There were
three Aggies; one crane operator,
one pole climber, one guide. The guide
tied the c... More ››
44 - A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy
are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a c... More ››
45 - An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the
time was being wined and dined by the State Dep... More ››
46 - This
small Latino man walks into a bar,
sits, and orders a beer. A big man
comes in, taps him... More ››
47 - A family was visiting an Indian
when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face d... More ››
48 - A tourist from the United
States of America
is at a resturant
in Havana. He tells the waiter th... More ››
49 - An insect falls into a mug of beer.
English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks... More ››
50 - These two
newfies are building a house. One
of them is putting on the siding. He picks
up a na... More ››
51 - Two Polish guys were taking their first train
trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down th... More ››
52 - When young Jose, newly arrived in the United
made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, ther... More ››
53 - A
Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are
viewing a painting of Adam and Eve
frolicking in the Gar... More ››
54 - A Brit, a Frenchman and a
viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garde... More ››
55 - An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are
wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucin... More ››
56 - Q: How many Americans does it take to change a
A: Two. One to replace it and one to... More ››
57 - Two Irishmen are sitting in a
looking particularly sad
and Patrick asks him what t... More ››
58 - The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and
said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"Wh... More ››
59 - Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the
have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a... More ››
60 - These four guys were walking down the street, a
Russian, a North Korean, and a New York... More ››
61 - There were three explorers, hiking through what
is now known as Canada.
"You know," said one... More ››
62 - Three guys are debating about which of their
languages is the
most pleasing to the ear.
The... More ››
63 - Scorcher Murphy was selling his
put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote u... More ››
64 - "Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher
asked an American boy who had just come to school in Bri... More ››
65 - A White man explaining to a Mexican man says
that there are three
words the Mexican needs to kno... More ››
66 - A visitor from
Holland was chatting with
his American friend and was jokingly explaining
about... More ››
67 - A Jewish
father has two kids who want to
sell lemonade on the street
corner for 15 cents a gla... More ››
68 - A visitor from Holland was
his American friend and was jokingly explaining about t... More ››
69 - Once there were two chinese
Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happene... More ››
70 - These two Scottish characters are chatting. One
of them then pulls
out an expensive looking pock... More ››
71 - A Texan, a Russian, and
a New Yorker go
into a restaurant in London.
''Excuse me, but if you... More ››
72 - A boy from France
comes to America. He
wants to learn some new words so he goes to the
airport... More ››
73 - Q:
How many Italian-Americans does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: I dunno exactly, but m... More ››
74 - An Irishman joined the
American Air Force
and was making his first parachute jump. The
instruc... More ››
75 - Q: How many French
farmers does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away... More ››
76 - Pat and
Mick landed themselves a job at a
sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat
yelled: "Mick!... More ››
77 - A cop pulled up
two Irish drunks, and asked
to the first, "What's your name and
address?"... More ››
78 - Q: How many Australians does it take to screw
a light bulb?
A: One, but you have to pry him... More ››
79 - A boy comes home from school and tells his
mother that he got a part in
the school play. "What... More ››
80 - Two Jewish
businessmen meet in the
"Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?"... More ››
81 - O'Connell was staggering home with a
of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell h... More ››
82 - An American tourist was visiting a quaint
country village, and got talking to a farmer in the lo... More ››
83 - A black guy walks into
a tavern with a
parrot on his shoulder...the
bartender looks up and says... More ››
84 - Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: What do you mean change it? I... More ››
85 - What's the difference between an Italian
and a Jewish mother?
An Italian mother says,... More ››
86 - Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows. Russian leader... More ››
87 - Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.
When one gets something blown into his eye. His com... More ››
88 - Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had
into the lake.The two
in the front seat escape... More ››
89 - Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old
enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel.... More ››
90 - Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: Six. One to screw in the ligh... More ››
91 - Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a
A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here!... More ››
92 - Canada, in view of recent events, will be
changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana pla... More ››
93 - The Arkansas lad was obviously
"Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger.... More ››
94 - Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to
only 4 children?
A: They'd read in the newspaper th... More ››
95 - Two Jewish businessmen meet in the
"Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at you... More ››
96 - Q: How do you take census in a Polish
A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs,... More ››
97 - What is the
difference between Russian
Optimist, Pessimist and Realist?
An Optimist learns Germ... More ››
98 - Q:
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa
A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the childr... More ››
99 - Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a
patient six months to live?
When the patient co... More ››
100 - Q: How
many Ethiopians does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to change it and two... More ››
101 - Q: Have you heard about the new
Force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise y... More ››
102 - Q: Why aren't Hindu and
allowed to play hockey?
A: Because everytime they go int... More ››
103 - Q: Did you hear about the
Polak who thought
his wife was trying to
A: On her dressi... More ››
104 - Q: Do you know why the new football stadium
they built in
not be used?
A: No mat... More ››
105 - One Scot came back from work earlier then usual
and saw plumber's car in the front of the house.... More ››
106 - How do Jewish
They all gather around their cash registers and sing... More ››
107 - "Helga, tell me something. Why
men always have stupid grins on their faces?"
"Becau... More ››
108 - Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to
.swallowing 100 pain killers?
A:... More ››
109 - Q: How many Scotsmen does it
take to change
a light bulb?
A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs... More ››
110 - Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap
A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remai... More ››
111 - Q: How many Poles does it take to
A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian t... More ››
112 - Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a
A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out... More ››
113 - Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a
A: One hundred - One to screw it in an... More ››
114 - Q: Have you seen the
A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping... More ››
115 - Q: How many Chinese Red Guards
does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10,000 - to give the... More ››
116 - Q: How many
Chinamen does it take to change
A: Thousands, because Confucious say... More ››
117 - Q: How many Italians does it take to change a
A: Two. One to change it and one to... More ››
118 - A man once asked Gandhi what he thought
Ghandi replied, ''I think i... More ››
119 - Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: None-there weren't any light bu... More ››
120 - Q: How
many Canadians does it take to
change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians
does it take... More ››
121 - Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish though... More ››
122 - What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the
What's an ice girl like you doing... More ››
123 - Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get
A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza S... More ››
124 - They say that it's
tough to learn Bosnian
because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one
pres... More ››
125 - Did you hear about the man who was half
Jewish & half Italian?
He made himself an offer he co... More ››
126 - Q: Why do Polish hate
Cauchy's dog? (hint
on Cauchy-Riemann theorem)
A: Because it leaves resid... More ››
127 - Q: How
many retarded Italian gardeners does
it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but don't... More ››
128 - Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the
A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll ma... More ››
129 - Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the
sunny forecast wrong?
-The Aggie drove throu... More ››
130 - Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar
Alabama State Lottery?
3 dollars a year for a milli... More ››
131 - Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to
but leave our $58,000 cars out in the... More ››
132 - Why
don't mexicans have checking
It's too hard to spray paint your name on the litt... More ››
133 - Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling... More ››
134 - Q: Did you know they are taking out all the
K-Marts in Afghanistan?
A: They are putting in TAR... More ››
135 - Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a
A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in... More ››
136 - Q: How many newsmen does
it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'll tell everybo... More ››
137 - Q: What's the slowest thing in the
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cable... More ››
138 - Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese
and a Mexican man?
A: A car thief who can't drive... More ››
139 - What did the Eskimo children
their principal was leaving?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow... More ››
140 - Q: Did you hear about the
A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.... More ››
141 - Why does the new Polish Navy have
So they can see the old Polish Navy!... More ››
142 - Why did the mexicans fight so
hard for the
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.... More ››
143 - How do you separate the Greek boys from the
men at a Greek BBQ?
With a Crowbar!!!!!... More ››
144 - How do we know the Indians were the first
people in North America?
They had reservations.... More ››
145 - If you take an Oriental person and spin
around several times, does he become disoriented?... More ››
146 - Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on
A: So the cops can find the handles.... More ››
147 - Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a
Polak is there?
A: He's the one with a duck.... More ››
148 - Two Scots,
father and son, go to
- Daddy, when we'll arrive?
- Shut up and swim.... More ››
149 - Q: How do you know
you're flying over
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.... More ››
150 - Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing
A: He varnished into thin air!... More ››
151 - Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one
is the Irishman?
A: The one on the motorbike.... More ››
152 - Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry
Because it's too cold out-tide!... More ››
153 - How many Serbs does in take to change a
It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!... More ››
154 - Q: Why did the Jews wander in
for forty years?
A: Somebody dropped a shekel.... More ››
155 - Q: How many
Russians does it take to change
a light bulb?
A: That's a military secret.... More ››
156 - Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow
A: So he could look like his mama.... More ››
157 - Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in
They couldn't find three wise men!!!... More ››
158 - Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish
A: They put parking meters on the roof!... More ››
159 - Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
Why should he when he can get bombed at home?... More ››
160 - Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?
He's the one with patches over both eyes.... More ››
161 - Q: What happens when a Polak
his garbage bill?
A: They stop delivering.... More ››
162 - Q:
Did you hear about the Polak who married
an Amish woman?
A: He drove her buggy.... More ››
163 - Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too
A: He drowned in his teapea.... More ››
164 - Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
A: Because it was too cold outside.... More ››
165 - Q: Why do
Greek men wear gold neck
A: So they know where to stop shaving.... More ››
166 - Why
don't mexicans have
the beans keep slipping through the grill.... More ››
167 - Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball
A: A trip to Israel.... More ››
168 - What is the most common
in New Mexico?
Kindergarten dropout.... More ››
169 - Q: What's delaying the Polish space
A: Development of a working match.... More ››
170 - Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been
buried for 1000
A: Peat!!!... More ››
171 - Q: What's the motto of the
A: Every man for himself.... More ››
172 - Q: What happened to the Polish National
A: Someone stole the book.... More ››
173 - Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?
He saw some American do it on TV.... More ››
174 - Q:
Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?
Because they can't spell tobbagan.... More ››
175 - Q: What do you get when you cross
with a Mexican?
A: Oil of Ole'... More ››
176 - Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
Because the rice falls through the grill... More ››
177 - Why don't Jewish
Alcohol interferes with their suffering.... More ››
178 - Why is Russia a very fast country ?
the people are always Russian !... More ››
179 - Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs?
Because it's their national bird.... More ››
180 - Q:
What would you call an Arab who owns a
harem of cows?
A: A milk sheik!... More ››
181 - Q: What's Irish and sits
outside in the
A: Paddy O'Furniture!... More ››
182 - What's the national anthem of Puerto
"Attention K-Mart shoppers..."... More ››
183 - Q: How do you get a Polak out of the
A: Throw in a bar of soap.... More ››
184 - What do you call 500
Natives running on the
The Indy 500.... More ››
185 - The only good thing to ever
come out of
An empty greyhound.... More ››
186 - Have you heard about the
It opens on impact.... More ››
187 - Q: What do you call Italian women
A: Gorillas In The Mist!... More ››
188 - Q: How do you stop a Polish army on
A: Turn off the carousel.... More ››
189 - Q: What are the best ten years of an
A: Third grade.... More ››
190 - What's the object of a Jewish football
To get the quarter back!... More ››
191 - What do you get when you cross a Cuban
Ricky Retardo... More ››
192 - How do we know that Joan of Arc was French
She was maid in France !... More ››
193 - where does saddam hussein keep his c.d
In Iraq (a rack)... More ››
194 - Q:
What's the highest position in the
A: Rear Admiral!... More ››
195 - Q: Why do Southern guys go
A: To meet chicks.... More ››
196 - How does every ethnic joke start?
looking over your shoulder.... More ››
197 - What do you
call an American with a
lavatory on his head ?
John.... More ››
198 - Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
A: Turn on the water.... More ››
199 - Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo
A:Call B52... More ››
200 - Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense
A:A refund.... More ››
201 - What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? -
Sink-o... More ››
202 - Q: What
county in Ireland hates "South
A: Killkenny.... More ››
203 - What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
Osama bin Latte... More ››
204 - Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the hatch.... More ››
205 - What do you call an intelligent man in
A tourist.... More ››
206 - Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber
A: Roberto.... More ››
207 - Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?
A: A new bar... More ››
208 - Q: Where is the world's
A: Ethiopia!... More ››
209 - What do you call a man with a kilt over his
Scott !... More ››
210 - Q: What does K-mart stand for?
Mexicans Are Rich Too... More ››
211 - Q: Where do you find 60 million french
A: In France.... More ››
212 - How do you stop a taliban tank ?
the Guy Pushing it... More ››
213 - What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A
tourist.... More ››
214 - Q: How do you sink a
Put it in water.... More ››
215 - What is
the Cuban national anthem?
''Row Your Boat!''... More ››
216 - Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying.
to follow."... More ››
217 - Q: What's the capital of
A: KABOOM!!... More ››
218 - What language do they speak
Cubic !... More ››
219 - How do you play Iraqi bingo?
F18...B52...F18... More ››