1 - Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!... More ››
2 - A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they
see a 5-story
hotel with a sign that reads, "For... More ››
3 - On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes
severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and... More ››
4 - A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she r... More ››
5 - Shortly after the birth
of their second
child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a... More ››
6 - What Do you tell a woman with two black
Nothing, you told her twice.... More ››
7 - A man was walking along a beach and stumbled
across an old
lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and... More ››
8 - The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a... More ››
9 - A young man called his mother and announced
excitedly that he had just met the woman of his drea... More ››
10 - A man was walking on the beach one day
he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided... More ››
11 - A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was
working in her husband's trucking line office. Sh... More ››
12 - A
fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding
night asks his mother, "Mom,
why are wedding dress... More ››
13 - A few women were discussing diet tips. When it
that getting enough exercise and sl... More ››
14 - Q: Why is a modem
better than a woman?
A: A modem doesn't mind if you talk to other modems. A... More ››
15 - At a family gathering, husband began teasing his
about how she always get her way. "Honey,"... More ››
16 - An English professor wrote the words, "Woman
man is nothing" on the blackboard and d... More ››
17 - One woman to another at a singles bar:
not as optimistic about relationships as I used to b... More ››
18 - A woman is a person who, if she says to a man,
"Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her,... More ››
19 - A man inserted an advertisement in the
classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted."
-... More ››
20 - If your dog is
barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door, who
do you... More ››
21 - In the beginning, God created the earth and
rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God cr... More ››
22 - Teacher: Who was the
first woman on earth?
Fred: I don't know, Sir.
Teacher: Come on, Fred,... More ››
23 - Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would ha... More ››
24 - Smart man +
Smart Woman = Romance
Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman =... More ››
25 - Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my
girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over... More ››
26 - Why do women pay more attention to their
to improving their minds?
Because mo... More ››
27 - How do you know when a
woman is about to say
- She starts her sentence with... More ››
28 - OUESTION: What is cosmetics?
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading... More ››
29 - Scientists have discovered a food
diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.
- It's c... More ››
30 - Women are like computers -- even your smallest
stored in long-term memory for later... More ››
31 - QUESTION: What is the difference between a
"Battery" and a woman?
ANSWER: A battery has a posi... More ››
32 - Why did the women cross the road? Well thats
not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?... More ››
33 - Why are women
Because there is no road between the bedroom and the
bathro... More ››
34 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
- It allows them to stand closer to the sink.... More ››
35 - Q: Which is easier for a man to
women or the Wine?
A: It depends on the age.... More ››
36 - How do you
fix a woman's watch?
doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven.... More ››
37 - Women are like guns,
keep one around long
enough and you're going to want to shoot it.... More ››
38 - QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... More ››
39 - What's worse than a
Male Chauvinist Pig?
- A woman that won't do what she's told.... More ››
40 - What are the three fastest means of
Internet, telephone, telawoman.... More ››
41 - Why did God invent shopping carts?
women how to walk on their hind legs.... More ››
42 - Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old,
ugly and poor man?
A: Stupid!... More ››
43 - I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months!
- I don't like to interrupt her.... More ››
44 - What do you call a woman who has lost
Divorced.... More ››
45 - Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women
Sister: Man-eating sharks.... More ››
46 - Boy: Do you have fever?
Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!... More ››
47 - Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?
To feed her nightmare.... More ››
48 - Should I have a baby after 35?
children is enough.... More ››
49 - My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"... More ››
50 - Why do men die before
They want to.... More ››
51 - What do you calll a woman that people sit on
Cher !... More ››