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zoo JOKES (random)

My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day.
I said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!"

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 2 - I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?... More ››
 3 - An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established... More ››
 4 - Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should... More ››
 5 - This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of win... More ››
 6 - The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood o... More ››
 7 - The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his... More ››
 8 - There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving... More ››
 9 - Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Final... More ››
 10 - Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in... More ››
 11 - A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo... More ››
 12 - Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at t... More ››
 13 - A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was... More ››
 14 - A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was exp... More ››
 15 - FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla? BERT... More ››
 16 - A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would t... More ››
 17 - One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin... More ››
 18 - Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling r... More ››
 19 - What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo? In a Northern zoo you have the... More ››
 20 - Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" aske... More ››
 21 - "Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "What's the matter with... More ››
 22 - Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we... More ››
 23 - Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any adv... More ››
 24 - A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How d... More ››
 25 - Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the... More ››
 26 - What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts... More ››
 27 - What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing... More ››
 28 - My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you th... More ››
 29 - Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, al... More ››
 30 - Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell... More ››
 31 - Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.... More ››
 32 - When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order? A zoo-t suit!... More ››
 33 - You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No. They can't afford the admission.... More ››
 34 - I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?... More ››
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