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Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York.
"Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got home.
"Oh, yes," replied Fred.
"But it was funny going to a dead zoo."

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY zoo JOKES:

 1 - Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!... More ››
 2 - I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?... More ››
 3 - An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established... More ››
 4 - Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should... More ››
 5 - This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of win... More ››
 6 - The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood o... More ››
 7 - The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his... More ››
 8 - There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving... More ››
 9 - Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Final... More ››
 10 - Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in... More ››
 11 - A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo... More ››
 12 - Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at t... More ››
 13 - A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was... More ››
 14 - A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was exp... More ››
 15 - FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla? BERT... More ››
 16 - A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would t... More ››
 17 - One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin... More ››
 18 - Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling r... More ››
 19 - What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo? In a Northern zoo you have the... More ››
 20 - Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" aske... More ››
 21 - "Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "What's the matter with... More ››
 22 - Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we... More ››
 23 - Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any adv... More ››
 24 - A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How d... More ››
 25 - Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the... More ››
 26 - What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts... More ››
 27 - What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing... More ››
 28 - My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you th... More ››
 29 - Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, al... More ››
 30 - Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell... More ››
 31 - Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.... More ››
 32 - When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order? A zoo-t suit!... More ››
 33 - You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No. They can't afford the admission.... More ››
 34 - I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?... More ››
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