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| 1) How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
