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The Best Ant Jokes: |
| 1) How come if ants are always so busy they always get
time to s... Show more |
| 2) What do you get if you cross some ants with some
tics ?
All so... Show more |
| 3) What do you call an ant who lives with your great
uncle ?
Yo... Show more |
| 4) Why don't anteaters get sick ?
Because they are
full of antibo... Show more |
| 5) What do you call an ant who likes to be alone
?
An independant... Show more |
| 6) What do you call an ant who can't play the piano
?
Discordant... Show more |
| 7) What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes
?
Antteneye !... Show more |
| 8) What do you call an ant in space ?
Cosmonants &
Astronants !... Show more |
| 9) How many ants are needed to fill an apartment
?
Ten ants !... Show more |
| 10) What do you call an and with frogs legs ?
An
antphibian !... Show more |
| 11) Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
Albert
Antstein !... Show more |
| 12) What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?
An
ant's mouth !... Show more |
| 13) What medicine would you give an ill ant
?
Antibiotics !... Show more |
| 14) What do you call an ant who skips school ?
A
truant !... Show more |
| 15) What kind of ant is good at maths ?
An
accountant !... Show more |
| 16) What kind of ant can you colour with ?
A crayant
!... Show more |
| 17) What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
An antique
!... Show more |
| 18) What do you call an ant from overseas
?
Impartant... Show more |
| 19) What is even bigger than an elephant ?
A giant
!... Show more |
| 20) Who is the most famous French ant ?
Napoleant
!... Show more |
| 21) Where do ants go for their holidays ?
Frants
!... Show more |
| 22) What kind of ants are very learned ?
Pedants
!... Show more |
| 23) What do you call a greedy ant ?
An anteater !... Show more |
| 24) Where do ants go to eat ?
At a restaurant !... Show more |
| 25) What do you call a smart ant ?
Elegant !... Show more |
| 26) Why did the ant-elope ?
Nobody gnu !... Show more |
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