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What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY ant JOKES:

 1 - What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !... More ››
 2 - What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !... More ››
 3 - What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !... More ››
 4 - Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !... More ››
 5 - How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?... More ››
 6 - What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !... More ››
 7 - Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!... More ››
 8 - What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !... More ››
 9 - What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !... More ››
 10 - How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !... More ››
 11 - Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !... More ››
 12 - What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !... More ››
 13 - What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !... More ››
 14 - What do you call an ant with frogs legs? An antphibian!... More ››
 15 - What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !... More ››
 16 - What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !... More ››
 17 - What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !... More ››
 18 - What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !... More ››
 19 - What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant... More ››
 20 - What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !... More ››
 21 - Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !... More ››
 22 - Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !... More ››
 23 - What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !... More ››
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