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The Best Ant Jokes: |
| 1) How come if ants are always so busy they always get
time to show up at picnics ?... Read On » |
| 2) Why don't anteaters get sick ?
Because they are
full of antibodies!... Read On » |
| 3) What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?
An
ant's mouth !... Read On » |
| 4) What do you get if you cross some ants with some
tics ?
All sorts of antics !... Read On » |
| 5) What do you call an ant who lives with your great
uncle ?
Your great-ant !... Read On » |
| 6) What do you call an ant who likes to be alone
?
An independant !... Read On » |
| 7) What do you call an ant who can't play the piano
?
Discordant !... Read On » |
| 8) What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes
?
Antteneye !... Read On » |
| 9) What do you call an ant in space ?
Cosmonants &
Astronants !... Read On » |
| 10) How many ants are needed to fill an apartment
?
Ten ants !... Read On » |
| 11) What do you call an and with frogs legs ?
An
antphibian !... Read On » |
| 12) Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
Albert
Antstein !... Read On » |
| 13) What medicine would you give an ill ant
?
Antibiotics !... Read On » |
| 14) What do you call an ant who skips school ?
A
truant !... Read On » |
| 15) What kind of ant is good at maths ?
An
accountant !... Read On » |
| 16) What kind of ant can you colour with ?
A crayant
!... Read On » |
| 17) What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
An antique
!... Read On » |
| 18) What do you call an ant from overseas
?
Impartant... Read On » |
| 19) What is even bigger than an elephant ?
A giant
!... Read On » |
| 20) Who is the most famous French ant ?
Napoleant
!... Read On » |
| 21) Where do ants go for their holidays ?
Frants
!... Read On » |
| 22) What kind of ants are very learned ?
Pedants
!... Read On » |
| 23) What do you call a greedy ant ?
An anteater !... Read On » |
| 24) Where do ants go to eat ?
At a restaurant !... Read On » |
| 25) What do you call a smart ant ?
Elegant !... Read On » |
| 26) Why did the ant-elope ?
Nobody gnu !... Read On » |