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| 1) The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You'v... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a da... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and so... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to be... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours wo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought i... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) What's the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
