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What's the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY apple JOKES:

 1 - A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country. He stoppe... More ››
 2 - If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... More ››
 3 - Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doc... More ››
 4 - What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and... More ››
 5 - What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."... More ››
 6 - Once upon a time there were five apples. Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all reds... More ››
 7 - First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... More ››
 8 - What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... More ››
 9 - What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.... More ››
 10 - How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... More ››
 11 - What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... More ››
 12 - What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !... More ››
 13 - Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire.... More ››
 14 - Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !... More ››
 15 - The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... More ››
 16 - What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat.... More ››
 17 - What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !... More ››
 18 - How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... More ››
 19 - What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.... More ››
 20 - What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !... More ››
 21 - The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help m... More ››
 22 - After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in f... More ››
 23 - Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Wat... More ››
 24 - If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take thr... More ››
 25 - What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one,... More ››
 26 - Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple M... More ››
 27 - Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !... More ››
 28 - What's the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!... More ››
 29 - How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... More ››
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