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The Best Apple Jokes: |
| 1) The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once
a woman beg... Show more |
| 2) A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through
northern Califo... Show more |
| 3) School lunches are not generally popular with
those that have... Show more |
| 4) After a minor mathematical error on a routine
report, a worker'... Show more |
| 5) Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
puffed,
"is it tru... Show more |
| 6) Two girls were having their packed lunch in
the school yard.... Show more |
| 7) Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
yard. One
ha... Show more |
| 8) If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
in the
orchar... Show more |
| 9) What did the Gorilla do with the apple
he was
holding in his... Show more |
| 10) What did one
maggot say to the other who was
stuck in an appl... Show more |
| 11) Once upon a time there were five apples
Which
was the cowboy?... Show more |
| 12) Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
orchard?
Someon... Show more |
| 13) Why didn't the two worms go
into Noah's ark
in an apple?
Bec... Show more |
| 14) First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's
eating
you?... Show more |
| 15) What did the worm want to do when he grew
up?
He wanted to j... Show more |
| 16) If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
does
an onion d... Show more |
| 17) What's the difference between a worm and an
apple ?
Have you e... Show more |
| 18) What can a whole apple do that half an apple
can't do?
It c... Show more |
| 19) Why don't apples smile
when you go bobbing
?
Because they're... Show more |
| 20) How does an apple a day keep the doctor
away?
When you take... Show more |
| 21) What do you get if you cross an apple with a
shellfish?
A c... Show more |
| 22) What do you get if you cross a jogger
with an
apple pie ?
Pu... Show more |
| 23) Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why?
The orchard's on... Show more |
| 24) Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
She
fell for the Big Ap... Show more |
| 25) What did the apple say to the apple
pie?
"You've got some crus... Show more |
| 26) The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to
eat
the apple... Show more |
| 27) What is the left side of an apple?
The part
that you don't eat... Show more |
| 28) How do you get the most apples at Halloween?
Take a snorkel.... Show more |
| 29) What lives in apples and is an
avid reader?
A bookworm !... Show more |
| 30) How do you
make an apple puff?
Chase it
round the garden... Show more |
| 31) What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
An
outboard apple.... Show more |
| 32) How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it
down hill.... Show more |
| 33) What kind of apple has a
short temper?
A
crab apple.... Show more |
| 34) What kind of apple isn't an apple?
A
pineapple.... Show more |
| 35) What reads and lives in an apple ?
A bookworm
!... Show more |
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