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A man walks
into a bar
and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this
over and
over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and
after drinking it he looks into his pocket. the man responded " i have
a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then
i'll go home."
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