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The Best Cannibal Jokes: |
| 1) Cannibals capture three men. The men
are
told that they will... Show more |
| 2) The cannibal king was having
dinner when
a servant came runni... Show more |
| 3) A cannibal son and
his father are out
looking for food. They... Show more |
| 4) A man is captured by cannibals,
every day
they poke him with... Show more |
| 5) A
cannibal chief was just about to stew
his latest victim for... Show more |
| 6) When a plane caught fire over the jungle the
pilot ejected an... Show more |
| 7) Two cannibals were having their
dinner.
One said to the other... Show more |
| 8) Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
said to the other... Show more |
| 9) Two cannibals
were having lunch. 'Your
girlfriend makes a gre... Show more |
| 10) Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your
wife makes a great sou... Show more |
| 11) First cannibal: I can't find anything to
eat!
Second cannibal... Show more |
| 12) The cannibal priest told his flock to close
their eyes and
sa... Show more |
| 13) Was the principal's brother really a
missionary?
He certainly... Show more |
| 14) What happened when the cannibal crossed the
Atlantic on
the Q... Show more |
| 15) Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a
missionary and I feel si... Show more |
| 16) What did the cannibal say when he came home
and found his wif... Show more |
| 17) First cannibal: Come and have dinner in
our but tonight.
Sec... Show more |
| 18) First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.
Second cannibal:... Show more |
| 19) "Well, children," said the cannibal cooking
teacher. "What
di... Show more |
| 20) Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend
home
for dinner.
Cannib... Show more |
| 21) What did the cannibal's parents
say when
she brought her boyf... Show more |
| 22) Did you hear about the cannibal family who
were caught spying... Show more |
| 23) First cannibal: Who
was that girl I saw
you with last night ?... Show more |
| 24) First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you
with last night?... Show more |
| 25) Which is the only day you
you are safe in
a cannibal village... Show more |
| 26) Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar
plantation?
He... Show more |
| 27) Did you hear
about the cannibals who
captured a scrawny old h... Show more |
| 28) Why did the Scottish cannibal
live on a
sugar plantation?
He... Show more |
| 29) Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her
husband when he came... Show more |
| 30) First cannibal: I don't know
what to
make of my husband these... Show more |
| 31) First Cannibal: "Have you seen the
dentist?"
Second Cannibal... Show more |
| 32) 1st
Cannibal: I don't know what to make
of my boyfriend these... Show more |
| 33) Did you hear
about the cannibal who
joined the police force?... Show more |
| 34) What happened when the cannibal bit off a
missionary's ear?... Show more |
| 35) What happened to the entertainer who did
a show for the canni... Show more |
| 36) A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us
to eat people,
wh... Show more |
| 37) Did you hear about the
cannibal who
commited suicide?
He go... Show more |
| 38) What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some
who goes into a rest... Show more |
| 39) Did you hear about the cannibal spider that
ate his
uncle's w... Show more |
| 40) Why was the cannibal expelled
from school?
Because he kept... Show more |
| 41) Did you hear about the cannibal who went
vegetarian?
He coul... Show more |
| 42) Why do
cannibals make suitcases out of
people's heads?
Beca... Show more |
| 43) What do cannibal say when they say
grace?
''We thank you,Lord,... Show more |
| 44) Why do cannibals make suitcases out of
peoples
heads?
Becaus... Show more |
| 45) First cannibal: We had burglars last night.
Second cannibal:... Show more |
| 46) What happened when a cannibal went on a
self-catering holiday... Show more |
| 47) What happened when the cannibal got a
religion?
He only ate Ca... Show more |
| 48) Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike
Tyson?
He thought he would... Show more |
| 49) What happened when the cannibal ate the
speaking clock?
It... Show more |
| 50) Why did the cannibal break up with his
girlfriend?
She didn't... Show more |
| 51) Why was the
cannibal looking
peeky?
Because he had just eate... Show more |
| 52) What did the cannibal say when
he was
full?
I couldn't eat... Show more |
| 53) What happened when the cannibals ate a
comedian?
They had a... Show more |
| 54) Why did
the cannibal eat the tightrope
walker?
He wanted a b... Show more |
| 55) Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He
was fed up with othe... Show more |
| 56) Why won't cannibals eat Frank
Sinatra?
Because he's always com... Show more |
| 57) How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegeta... Show more |
| 58) What did the cannibal
say to the
explorer?
''Nice to meat yo... Show more |
| 59) What happened to
the cannibal lion?
He
had to swallow his pr... Show more |
| 60) Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poachi... Show more |
| 61) What happened to the cannibal lion?
He
had to swallow his pri... Show more |
| 62) How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand... Show more |
| 63) Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl
Lewis?
He gives them runs... Show more |
| 64) What happens if you upset a cannibal?
You
get into hot water.... Show more |
| 65) What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels.... Show more |
| 66) What did the cannibal have for
lunch?
Baked beings (beans).... Show more |
| 67) What do sick cannibals have for
breakfast?
Vitamin bills!... Show more |
| 68) What is the cannibals' favorite game?
Swallow my Leader.... Show more |
| 69) Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He
was on a diet!... Show more |
| 70) How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give
them a hand !... Show more |
| 71) What do pygmy cannibals eat for
breakfast?
Weedie Bix!!... Show more |
| 72) What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs.... Show more |
| 73) Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
They
taste funny.... Show more |
| 74) What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked Beings.... Show more |
| 75) When do cannibals cook you?
On
Fried-days.... Show more |
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