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cannibal JOKES (random)

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY cannibal JOKES:

 1 - Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!... More ››
 2 - Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their... More ››
 3 - The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. "Your Majesty," he said, "... More ››
 4 - A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the... More ››
 5 - A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash do... More ››
 6 - A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested,... More ››
 7 - When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The c... More ››
 8 - Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The... More ››
 9 - Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.' The... More ››
 10 - Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other.... More ››
 11 - Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!"... More ››
 12 - First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people.... More ››
 13 - The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are ab... More ››
 14 - Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cann... More ››
 15 - What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the... More ››
 16 - Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they... More ››
 17 - What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?... More ››
 18 - First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having?... More ››
 19 - First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the ove... More ››
 20 - "Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teach... More ››
 21 - Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and w... More ››
 22 - What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he loo... More ››
 23 - Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were g... More ››
 24 - First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl... More ››
 25 - First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl... More ››
 26 - Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the b... More ››
 27 - Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads... More ››
 28 - Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them somethin... More ››
 29 - Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads... More ››
 30 - Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The col... More ››
 31 - First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about... More ››
 32 - First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinne... More ››
 33 - 1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a h... More ››
 34 - Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his sus... More ››
 35 - What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christian... More ››
 36 - What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !... More ››
 37 - A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?... More ››
 38 - Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.... More ››
 39 - What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!... More ››
 40 - Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.... More ››
 41 - Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.... More ››
 42 - Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes.... More ››
 43 - Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.... More ››
 44 - What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''... More ››
 45 - Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !... More ››
 46 - First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?... More ››
 47 - What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.... More ››
 48 - What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!... More ››
 49 - Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!... More ››
 50 - What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.... More ››
 51 - Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!... More ››
 52 - Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!... More ››
 53 - What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.... More ››
 54 - What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.... More ››
 55 - Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.... More ››
 56 - Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.... More ››
 57 - Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!... More ››
 58 - How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.... More ››
 59 - What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!... More ››
 60 - What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!... More ››
 61 - Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.... More ››
 62 - What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.... More ››
 63 - How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.... More ››
 64 - Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!... More ››
 65 - What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.... More ››
 66 - What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.... More ››
 67 - What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).... More ››
 68 - What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!... More ››
 69 - What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader.... More ››
 70 - How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !... More ››
 71 - What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!... More ››
 72 - What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.... More ››
 73 - Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.... More ››
 74 - What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.... More ››
 75 - When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.... More ››
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