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Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the
road Democrat"?
A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down
the middle of his
two-lane back.
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| 1) Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one
class, he asks the... Show more |
| 2) President
Clinton, returning from a
campaign stop in Arkansas... Show more |
| 3) One night Bill Clinton was
awakened by
George Washington's gh... Show more |
| 4) Hillary Clinton goes to
her doctor for a
physical, only to fi... Show more |
| 5) During a recent publicity outing, Hillary
sneaked off
to visi... Show more |
| 6) Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton
and
tells him, "Bill,... Show more |
| 7) Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the
House
Gingrich,... Show more |
| 8) Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton
were vacationing... Show more |
| 9) One day there
were these three boys
walking down
the street... Show more |
| 10) A bus filled with politicians was
driving
through the
countr... Show more |
| 11) Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner
for lunch.
As... Show more |
| 12) Q: How can you tell that the guy
who
attacked the White house... Show more |
| 13) Q: How many Bill Clintons
does it take to
change a lightbulb?... Show more |
| 14) Q:
How many Clinton administration
officials does it take to... Show more |
| 15) President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do
something about Hi... Show more |
| 16) Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an
improper relationship... Show more |
| 17) Q:
What did Boris Yelstin say when asked
if meeting Clinton m... Show more |
| 18) Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat
can
play Chess?
A: Inside... Show more |
| 19) Q: Why were there
two presidential
limousines in the inaugura... Show more |
| 20) If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood
and
Bill Clinton all... Show more |
| 21) Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds
from improving... Show more |
| 22) Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site
for his summit wit... Show more |
| 23) Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site
for his summit w... Show more |
| 24) Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to
change a lightbulb?... Show more |
| 25) Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al
Gore, and Tipper took... Show more |
| 26) Q: Why
are people in Arkansas having
peanut butter and jelly... Show more |
| 27) Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court
decision is Hila... Show more |
| 28) Q: What's Clinton doing to
make Americans
happy?
A: If you'v... Show more |
| 29) Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a
private
school?... Show more |
| 30) Q: What were Bill and
Chelsea Clinton
doing in the voting boo... Show more |
| 31) Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the
road Democrat"?... Show more |
| 32) Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton
and Jimmy Cart... Show more |
| 33) What did Clinton say when accused of copying
his homework fro... Show more |
| 34) Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new
car to commemor... Show more |
| 35) Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation
of character suit... Show more |
| 36) Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut
butter and jelly... Show more |
| 37) Q: How many Hillary Clintons
does it take
to change a light b... Show more |
| 38) Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away
from the White Ho... Show more |
| 39) Q: Why are people in Arkansas
having
peanut butter and jelly... Show more |
| 40) Q:
What's the difference between Bill
Clinton and Jimmy Carte... Show more |
| 41) Q: How can you tell
when Bill Clinton is
lying?
A: Only a Bi... Show more |
| 42) Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands
of small busine... Show more |
| 43) Q: Why are people in
Arkansas having
peanut butter and jelly... Show more |
| 44) Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is
telling a lie by
loo... Show more |
| 45) Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands
of small business... Show more |
| 46) Q: How many Clinton White House officials does
it take to cha... Show more |
| 47) Q: Why is
Bill infuriated with Chelsea's
new private school?... Show more |
| 48) Q: Why does the secret
service guard
Hillary so closely?
A:... Show more |
| 49) Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a
confused child?
Becau... Show more |
| 50) Q: How can you identify a
computer that
has been in use at th... Show more |
| 51) Clinton goes around telling people we humans
are genetically... Show more |
| 52) Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure
that
he had politic... Show more |
| 53) Q: If called to
testify in a trial how
long will it before be... Show more |
| 54) Q:
What will Bill's favorite retail
outlet be after his econo... Show more |
| 55) Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton
and Elvis?
A:... Show more |
| 56) In a survey of American
women, when asked,
"Would you sleep... Show more |
| 57) Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton
alike?
A: Both... Show more |
| 58) Q: How has Clinton made his
cabinet look
more like America?... Show more |
| 59) Q: What has Clinton done that no one has
been able to do in t... Show more |
| 60) Q: What's the difference between Hillary
Clinton
and a pit bu... Show more |
| 61) Q: How is Clinton's
health care reform a
lot like his haircut... Show more |
| 62) Q: What's the difference
between Bill
Clinton and Joseph Stal... Show more |
| 63) Q:
What's the difference between Bill
Clinton and Joseph Stal... Show more |
| 64) Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military
action in Bosnia?
A: H... Show more |
| 65) Q: What is the difference
between Dan
Quayle, Bill Clinton an... Show more |
| 66) Q:
Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle
child?
A: Because lawyer... Show more |
| 67) Q: What does Clinton have in common with his
Hollywood pals?
A... Show more |
| 68) Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters
does
Hillary most... Show more |
| 69) Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The
boat sinks.
Who i... Show more |
| 70) Q. What do you
get when you cross a
crooked
politician with... Show more |
| 71) Q: What's the differents between
Bill
Clinton and an elephant... Show more |
| 72) Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers
given coffee
break... Show more |
| 73) Q: What do Bill Clinton
and a fifteen-watt
light bulb have in... Show more |
| 74) Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called
positively
athe... Show more |
| 75) Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to
change
a lightbulb?... Show more |
| 76) Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped
together off
the Washington mon... Show more |
| 77) Q: How can you tell when Clinton is
ready
for battle [in Bosn... Show more |
| 78) Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in
common?
A: They haven't had... Show more |
| 79) Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton
and David Kores... Show more |
| 80) How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first
meet?
They were both... Show more |
| 81) Q: What is the first thing that President
Clinton
says after... Show more |
| 82) Q: What's the difference between Bill
Clinton and a container... Show more |
| 83) Q: Why did the
IRS recently audit Bill
Clinton?
A: Because... Show more |
| 84) Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air
Force 1 remodeled?... Show more |
| 85) Q: What does Bill Clinton
have in common
with former great Pr... Show more |
| 86) Q: What's the best place to photograph
Clinton
Administration... Show more |
| 87) Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if
the President d... Show more |
| 88) Q:
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton
meet?
A: They were datin... Show more |
| 89) Q: What
happened when Bill Clinton got a
shot of testosterone... Show more |
| 90) Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked
lawyer with a
cro... Show more |
| 91) Q: Did you
hear they put two new faces on
Mt. Rushmore?
A: Y... Show more |
| 92) Q:
Why did Bill go out to sea on an
aircraft carrier?
A: To... Show more |
| 93) Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's
college
visit to Mosco... Show more |
| 94) Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch
of dead bodies?... Show more |
| 95) Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill
Clinton wishes he did... Show more |
| 96) Q: How can
you tell Bill Clinton apart from
a cow?
A: By the... Show more |
| 97) Q: Why were the
Clintonites pushing the
BTU Tax?
A: Because... Show more |
| 98) Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his
voice?
A: He keeps havin... Show more |
| 99) Q:
When will there be a woman in the White
House?
A: When Hi... Show more |
| 100) Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his
neck?
A: Trying to... Show more |
| 101) Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin
on his
face?
A... Show more |
| 102) Bill Clinton
is writing his memoirs.
They're called "The Jo... Show more |
| 103) Q: What is the best thing that ever came out
of Arkansas?
A:... Show more |
| 104) Q: What kind of neckwear
does Hillary
Clinton look best in?... Show more |
| 105) Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to
hurt you"?
A: "Tr... Show more |
| 106) Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?
A:
Runs away from the... Show more |
| 107) Q: Why
doesn't Bill like old
houses?
A: He's afraid of the d... Show more |
| 108) Why does Bill Clinton wear
underwear?
To keep his ankles... Show more |
| 109) Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best
in?
A: Handcuff... Show more |
| 110) Q: Why
did Bill Clinton cross the
road?
A: To tax the chicke... Show more |
| 111) Q: Why did Bill Clinton
cross the
road?
A: To meet the chick... Show more |
| 112) Q: What's Clinton's favorite
baseball
team?
A: The Dodgers.... Show more |
| 113) Q:
Why does Chelsea look so stupid and
ugly?
A: Heredity.... Show more |
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