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The Best Easter Jokes: |
| 1) A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He
looked at a b... Show more |
| 2) Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your
arm?"
Boy 2: "I a... Show more |
| 3) "Why are you studying your Easter
candy?"
"I'm trying to dec... Show more |
| 4) Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into
your mouth?"... Show more |
| 5) What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
goes
"hippity-BO... Show more |
| 6) What's the difference between
the Easter
Bunny and a silly mo... Show more |
| 7) How many chocolate bunnies can
you put into
an empty Easter b... Show more |
| 8) Did you hear about the lady whose house was
infested
with Eas... Show more |
| 9) Why did you drive the lawn mower over your
Easter
basket?
I... Show more |
| 10) What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny with an ov... Show more |
| 11) What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny
with a fam... Show more |
| 12) How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those
eggs?
He hires... Show more |
| 13) What happened when the
Easter Bunny met the
rabbit of his dre... Show more |
| 14) Why was the monster sitting in his Easter
basket?
He was try... Show more |
| 15) What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his
head in the fa... Show more |
| 16) What's pink, has five toes, and is
carried
by the Easter Bunn... Show more |
| 17) Would
you like something from my Easter
basket?
"Sure!"
"He... Show more |
| 18) What would you get if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with a lep... Show more |
| 19) What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
Easter?
One to thre... Show more |
| 20) How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
They're both f... Show more |
| 21) Why did the Easter Bunny have to
fire the
duck?
Because he... Show more |
| 22) How do you catch the Easter
Bunny?
Hide
in the bushes and m... Show more |
| 23) What would you get if you crossed a
skunk
with a type of East... Show more |
| 24) Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who
sat on a bee?... Show more |
| 25) Why do we paint
Easter eggs?
Because
it's easier than trying... Show more |
| 26) What would you get
if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with Chine... Show more |
| 27) Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Because it's a... Show more |
| 28) What is the best way to send a letter to the
Easter Bunny?
B... Show more |
| 29) Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a
new
tail?
To... Show more |
| 30) What's red and blue and
sogs up your
Easter basket?
Coloure... Show more |
| 31) What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on
your head?
An... Show more |
| 32) Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because
the chicken had hi... Show more |
| 33) Who delivers Easter treats to all the
fish
in the sea?
The... Show more |
| 34) How does the Easter Bunny stay
healthy?
Eggsercise, particular... Show more |
| 35) What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state
capital?
Albunny... Show more |
| 36) What's big and purple and hugs your Easter
basket?
The East... Show more |
| 37) What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on
trees?
The Easte... Show more |
| 38) What is the Easter Bunny's
favourite sport?
Basket-ball, of... Show more |
| 39) How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He
does lots of bare... Show more |
| 40) What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of
story?
A cotton... Show more |
| 41) How should you send a letter to the Easter
Bunny?
By hare m... Show more |
| 42) Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was
having a bad hare d... Show more |
| 43) Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie
actor?
Rabbit De Ni... Show more |
| 44) Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Oh,
yes. He's a rabbit f... Show more |
| 45) How did the soggy
Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dry... Show more |
| 46) What's long and stylish and full of cats?
The Easter Purrade!... Show more |
| 47) Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Johns Hopkins!... Show more |
| 48) What is a dog's favourite Easter
treat?
Jelly bones!... Show more |
| 49) Where do Easter bunnies
dance?
At the
basketball.... Show more |
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