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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY easter JOKES:

 1 - Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!... More ››
 2 - What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!... More ››
 3 - How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!... More ››
 4 - What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!... More ››
 5 - How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!... More ››
 6 - A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They wer... More ››
 7 - Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Ea... More ››
 8 - What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter bask... More ››
 9 - What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!... More ››
 10 - What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.... More ››
 11 - "Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate... More ››
 12 - Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good... More ››
 13 - What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?... More ››
 14 - What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the... More ››
 15 - How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket... More ››
 16 - Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs... More ››
 17 - Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growi... More ››
 18 - What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunn... More ››
 19 - How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-seaso... More ››
 20 - What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever afte... More ››
 21 - Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs... More ››
 22 - What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!... More ››
 23 - Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here. Have some plastic grass."... More ››
 24 - How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!... More ››
 25 - How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!... More ››
 26 - What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!... More ››
 27 - Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!... More ››
 28 - Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!... More ››
 29 - What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!... More ››
 30 - Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!... More ››
 31 - What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail.... More ››
 32 - Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!... More ››
 33 - What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs... More ››
 34 - What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!... More ››
 35 - Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!... More ››
 36 - Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!... More ››
 37 - What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!... More ››
 38 - What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!... More ››
 39 - What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!... More ››
 40 - What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!... More ››
 41 - How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.... More ››
 42 - How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!... More ››
 43 - Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!... More ››
 44 - Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!... More ››
 45 - Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!... More ››
 46 - What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!... More ››
 47 - Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!... More ››
 48 - What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!... More ››
 49 - Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.... More ››
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