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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY frog JOKES:

 1 - A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed... More ››
 2 - A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. P... More ››
 3 - Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond... More ››
 4 - Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to c... More ››
 5 - I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted s... More ››
 6 - What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of... More ››
 7 - Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog... More ››
 8 - What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.... More ››
 9 - Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him... More ››
 10 - Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !... More ››
 11 - Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !... More ››
 12 - Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !... More ››
 13 - Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !... More ››
 14 - Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.... More ››
 15 - Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.... More ››
 16 - What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!... More ››
 17 - What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !... More ››
 18 - What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !... More ››
 19 - Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !... More ››
 20 - What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !... More ››
 21 - Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !... More ››
 22 - Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.... More ››
 23 - What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.... More ››
 24 - What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !... More ››
 25 - Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !... More ››
 26 - What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !... More ››
 27 - What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !... More ››
 28 - How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !... More ››
 29 - What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !... More ››
 30 - Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !... More ››
 31 - Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !... More ››
 32 - What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !... More ››
 33 - Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."... More ››
 34 - Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!... More ››
 35 - Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !... More ››
 36 - Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!... More ››
 37 - What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !... More ››
 38 - What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !... More ››
 39 - What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !... More ››
 40 - What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !... More ››
 41 - What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !... More ››
 42 - What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !... More ››
 43 - What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !... More ››
 44 - Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !... More ››
 45 - What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.... More ››
 46 - When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !... More ››
 47 - What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !... More ››
 48 - Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !... More ››
 49 - What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !... More ››
 50 - What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?... More ››
 51 - Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !... More ››
 52 - What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !... More ››
 53 - What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !... More ››
 54 - How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !... More ››
 55 - How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !... More ››
 56 - What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !... More ››
 57 - What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !... More ››
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