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The Best Frog Jokes: |
| 1) A librarian was quietly working when three
chickens
walked in... Show more |
| 2) A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He
spoke to the loa... Show more |
| 3) Once upon a time, a
beautiful, independent,
self-assured prin... Show more |
| 4) Why is a frog luckier
than a cat ?
Because a frog croaks al... Show more |
| 5) I'd like a new frog, please.
But you bought
one only yesterda... Show more |
| 6) What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common
?
Both hav... Show more |
| 7) Whats white on the outside, green on the inside
and comes wit... Show more |
| 8) What do you get if you cross a frog with a
decathlete?
Some... Show more |
| 9) Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
They always want... Show more |
| 10) Whats green and goes round and
round at 100
miles an hour ?... Show more |
| 11) Whats green and goes round and round at 100
miles an hour ?... Show more |
| 12) Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
In a
croak of gold at th... Show more |
| 13) Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?
Because her husband spa... Show more |
| 14) Q: How did the frog cross the
road when a
truck was coming? A... Show more |
| 15) Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
They always
want to play le... Show more |
| 16) What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's
sure fun when you'... Show more |
| 17) What do you get if cross a science fiction film
with a toad ?... Show more |
| 18) What do you call the English Toad Prize giving
cermony ?
Th... Show more |
| 19) Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he
croaks if you eve... Show more |
| 20) What happened when a frog joined the cricket team
?
He bowled... Show more |
| 21) Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
He had his own... Show more |
| 22) Why did the toad become a
lighthouse keeper?
He had his own... Show more |
| 23) What does a
frog say when it washes car
windows? Rub it, rub... Show more |
| 24) What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy
?
Hoppalong... Show more |
| 25) Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
It weighed
too much for its... Show more |
| 26) What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry
?
A hopper... Show more |
| 27) What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?
A croaker spa... Show more |
| 28) How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
They
sit eggsaminati... Show more |
| 29) What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?
Kermit the F... Show more |
| 30) Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
A
frog with hiccup... Show more |
| 31) Where do frogs leave their hats and coats
?
In the croakroo... Show more |
| 32) What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
You'll
croak in no time... Show more |
| 33) Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke,
baroke, baroke."... Show more |
| 34) Q: What do you call a frog
with no hind
legs?
A: Unhoppy!!... Show more |
| 35) Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
To stamp out
forest fires !... Show more |
| 36) Q: Why are
frogs so happy?
A: They eat
whatever bugs them!... Show more |
| 37) What do you call a girl with a frog in her
hair ?
Lily !... Show more |
| 38) What jumps up and
down in front of a car ?
Froglights !... Show more |
| 39) What do you call a frog spy ?
A croak and
dagger agent !... Show more |
| 40) What do you call a rich frog ?
A golf blooded
reptile !... Show more |
| 41) What do you call a 100
year old frog ?
An
old croak !... Show more |
| 42) What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
Open toad
sandals !... Show more |
| 43) What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
Morse toad !... Show more |
| 44) Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
He was un
hoppy !... Show more |
| 45) What do you call a rich frog?
A gold-blooded
reptile.... Show more |
| 46) When is a car like a frog ?
When it's becing
toad !... Show more |
| 47) What do you say if you meet a toad ?
Wart's
new !... Show more |
| 48) Where do you get frogs eggs ?
At the spawn
shop !... Show more |
| 49) What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?
Hop in
!... Show more |
| 50) What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's
new?... Show more |
| 51) Whats a frogs favourite game ?
It's croak-et
!... Show more |
| 52) What's a frogs favourite flower ?
A croakus
!... Show more |
| 53) What's a toads favourite sweet ?
Lollihops
!... Show more |
| 54) How did the toad die ?
He simply croaked !... Show more |
| 55) How do frogs die ?
They kermit suidide !... Show more |
| 56) What do toads drink ?
Croaka-cola !... Show more |
| 57) What do frogs drink ?
Hot croako !... Show more |
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