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The Best History Jokes: |
| 1) Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he
had to walk 7 m... Show more |
| 2) When crossing the Delaware River why did
George Washington
st... Show more |
| 3) Teacher: "What did the Indians
bring to the
first Thanksgivin... Show more |
| 4) Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia
?
Must have been a d... Show more |
| 5) "What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln,
and Christopher C... Show more |
| 6) Why did the pioneers cross
the country in
covered wagons ?
B... Show more |
| 7) What do Alexander the
Great and Winnie the
Pooh have in commo... Show more |
| 8) What does the 1286BC incribed on
the
mummy's tomb indicate ?... Show more |
| 9) How did you do in
your tests ?
I did
what George Washington... Show more |
| 10) Woman: Why are you begging for a
quarter?
Beggar: I didn't thi... Show more |
| 11) The Spanish explorers went round the world in
a galleon.
How m... Show more |
| 12) Why were the early days of history called the
dark ages ?
Be... Show more |
| 13) When were King Arthur's army too tired to
fight
?
When they... Show more |
| 14) When did Caesar reign ?
I didn't know he
reigned.
Of course h... Show more |
| 15) Why did the Romans build
straight roads
?
So their soldiers... Show more |
| 16) "You know an ancestor of mine came over on the
Mayflower." "R... Show more |
| 17) Why did the Pilgrims create
Thanksgiving?
They wanted another... Show more |
| 18) Do you know the 20th President of the United
States ?
No, w... Show more |
| 19) Why does history keep repeating itself
?
Because we weren't li... Show more |
| 20) What was the first think Queen
Elizabeth
did on ascending to... Show more |
| 21) I'm learning ancient history ?
So am I,
lets go for a walk and... Show more |
| 22) What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years
old ?
A year o... Show more |
| 23) You've
failed history again !
Well you
always told me to let... Show more |
| 24) If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders,
who
supported... Show more |
| 25) What did King Arthur sleep with when he was
afraid of the dar... Show more |
| 26) What was the greatest
accomplishment of
the early Romans ?
S... Show more |
| 27) What did they do at the Boston Tea Party
?
I don't know, I was... Show more |
| 28) What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies
quiet?
Egypt... Show more |
| 29) Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
America ?
On t... Show more |
| 30) What do history teachers make when they want
to get together... Show more |
| 31) What did Caesar say to
Cleopatra
?
Toga-ether we can rule th... Show more |
| 32) What did Paul Revere say
when he got on
his horse?
Giddy up... Show more |
| 33) Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?
He
liked to chop and c... Show more |
| 34) My teacher
reminds me of history
She's always repeating her... Show more |
| 35) How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships
?
With their eyes... Show more |
| 36) Why did Arthur have a round
table ?
So
no one could corner h... Show more |
| 37) What famous chiropodist ruled England
?
William the Corn-cutte... Show more |
| 38) Who succeeded the first President of the USA
?
The second one... Show more |
| 39) What English King invented
the fireplace
?
Alfred the grate... Show more |
| 40) Who invented King Arthur's round table
?
Sir Circumference !... Show more |
| 41) What did General
Patton do on Thanksgiving?
He gave tanks.... Show more |
| 42) What was King Arthur's favourite game
?
Knights and crosses !... Show more |
| 43) What was Camelot ?
A place where people
parked their camels !... Show more |
| 44) Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
He
wanted Mark Antony !... Show more |
| 45) Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?
A:
In his sleevies!... Show more |
| 46) Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince
?
Old King Coal !... Show more |
| 47) Where was the Magna Carta signed ?
At the
bottom !... Show more |
| 48) What was Camelot famous for ?
It's knight
life !... Show more |
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