1 - Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?
He
liked to chop and change !... Read More ›› 2 - Why were the early days of history called the
dark ages ?
Because there were... Read More ›› 3 - "What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln,
and Christopher Columbus all
hav... Read More ›› 4 - When were King Arthur's army too tired to
fight
?
When they had lots of sleep... Read More ›› 5 - When did Caesar reign ?
I didn't know he
reigned.
Of course he did, didn't the... Read More ›› 6 - Why did the Pilgrims create
Thanksgiving?
They wanted another excuse to watch f... Read More ›› 7 - Do you know the 20th President of the United
States ?
No, we were never intr... Read More ›› 8 - What did General
Patton do on Thanksgiving?
He gave tanks.... Read More ›› 9 - Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he
had to walk 7 miles to school ev... Read More ›› 10 - When crossing the Delaware River why did
George Washington
stand up in the boa... Read More ›› 11 - Teacher: "What did the Indians
bring to the
first Thanksgiving?"
Student: "B... Read More ›› 12 - Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia
?
Must have been a duck family
A du... Read More ›› 13 - Why did the pioneers cross
the country in
covered wagons ?
Because they didn'... Read More ›› 14 - What do Alexander the
Great and Winnie the
Pooh have in common ?
They both h... Read More ›› 15 - What does the 1286BC incribed on
the
mummy's tomb indicate ?
The registration... Read More ›› 16 - How did you do in
your tests ?
I did
what George Washington did !
What was t... Read More ›› 17 - Woman: Why are you begging for a
quarter?
Beggar: I didn't think someone like y... Read More ›› 18 - The Spanish explorers went round the world in
a galleon.
How many galleons did... Read More ›› 19 - Why did the Romans build
straight roads
?
So their soldiers didn't go around... Read More ›› 20 - "You know an ancestor of mine came over on the
Mayflower." "Really? Which rat... Read More ›› 21 - Why does history keep repeating itself
?
Because we weren't listening the first... Read More ›› 22 - What was the first think Queen
Elizabeth
did on ascending to the throne ?
Sat... Read More ›› 23 - I'm learning ancient history ?
So am I,
lets go for a walk and talk over old ti... Read More ›› 24 - What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years
old ?
A year older on his birth... Read More ›› 25 - You've
failed history again !
Well you
always told me to let bygones be bygon... Read More ›› 26 - If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders,
who
supported Atlas ?
His wife... Read More ›› 27 - What did King Arthur sleep with when he was
afraid of the dark?
A knight ligh... Read More ›› 28 - What was the greatest
accomplishment of
the early Romans ?
Speaking Latin !... Read More ›› 29 - What did they do at the Boston Tea Party
?
I don't know, I wasn't invited !... Read More ›› 30 - What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies
quiet?
Egyptian dummies.... Read More ›› 31 - Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
America ?
On their feet !... Read More ›› 32 - What do history teachers make when they want
to get together ?
Dates !... Read More ›› 33 - What did Caesar say to
Cleopatra
?
Toga-ether we can rule the world !... Read More ›› 34 - What did Paul Revere say
when he got on
his horse?
Giddy up horsey !... Read More ›› 35 - My teacher
reminds me of history
She's always repeating herself !... Read More ›› 36 - How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships
?
With their eyes shut !... Read More ›› 37 - Why did Arthur have a round
table ?
So
no one could corner him !... Read More ›› 38 - What famous chiropodist ruled England
?
William the Corn-cutter!... Read More ›› 39 - Who succeeded the first President of the USA
?
The second one !... Read More ›› 40 - What English King invented
the fireplace
?
Alfred the grate !... Read More ›› 41 - Who invented King Arthur's round table
?
Sir Circumference !... Read More ›› 42 - What was King Arthur's favourite game
?
Knights and crosses !... Read More ›› 43 - What was Camelot ?
A place where people
parked their camels !... Read More ›› 44 - Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
He
wanted Mark Antony !... Read More ›› 45 - Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?
A:
In his sleevies!... Read More ›› 46 - Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince
?
Old King Coal !... Read More ›› 47 - Where was the Magna Carta signed ?
At the
bottom !... Read More ›› 48 - What was Camelot famous for ?
It's knight
life !... Read More ››
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