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The Best Movie And TV Jokes: |
| 1) After a venerable career of endless,
stellar successes the greatest director who... Read On » |
| 2) The producer of a low budget film is
trying to convince the newly hired director... Read On » |
| 3) After a difficult day a struggling actor
returns to his neighborhood and is shock... Read On » |
| 4) After a difficult day a struggling actor
returns to his neighborhood and is shock... Read On » |
| 5) A movie producer is lying by the pool at
the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives... Read On » |
| 6) A bit-part actor finally got his first
leading role
in a major film. In one scene... Read On » |
| 7) An actor went to see a new agent one day
and said, `You must have a look at my ac... Read On » |
| 8) Fred: I met a really
conceited actor
the other day.
Harry: Why do you say he's c... Read On » |
| 9) Q:
How many movie directors does it
take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, bu... Read On » |
| 10) Denied membership in an exclusive country
club because he was an
actor, biblical... Read On » |
| 11) How many film directors
does it take
to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he wa... Read On » |
| 12) Q: How many UPM's does it take
to
screw in a light bulb?
A: None! If you'd just... Read On » |
| 13) One
agent stops by another agent's
table to tell him the big news: "Elvis
just... Read On » |
| 14) Q: How many Development Executives does
it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wel... Read On » |
| 15) Q: How many Executive Producers does it
take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Execut... Read On » |
| 16) Q: How many Camera Assistants does it
take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Five: On... Read On » |
| 17) Q: How many Development Executives does
it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Two... Read On » |
| 18) Q:
How many Stuntmen does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. One to scre... Read On » |
| 19) Q: How many
art directors does it
take to screw in a light bulb
A: Does it have... Read On » |
| 20) Q: What did the Production Manager give
his kids for
Christmas?
A: Nothing. But... Read On » |
| 21) Q: How many Director's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one... bu... Read On » |
| 22) Q: How many
Studio Executives does it
take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We don't... Read On » |
| 23) Q: How many PA's does
it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Nine........one to do... Read On » |
| 24) Q: How many
actors does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: 100: One to do it a... Read On » |
| 25) Neighbour:
Haven't I seen you on TV?
Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you... Read On » |
| 26) Q: How many editors does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: If we change the lig... Read On » |
| 27) Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Why are you asking... Read On » |
| 28) Fred: I'd love to be an
actress.
Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for?... Read On » |
| 29) Q: How many DP's
does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: One. No, two. No... H... Read On » |
| 30) Producer: Would you call your leading
lady ugly?
Director: Let's just say she'd... Read On » |
| 31) Q: How many Union
Lighting Technicians
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:... Read On » |
| 32) Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take
to screw in a light
bulb?
A: "Nobody s... Read On » |
| 33) Q: How many Agents does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: Actually, agents will... Read On » |
| 34) Q: How many fire safety
guys dose it
take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One -- bu... Read On » |
| 35) Q: How many DP's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, if he's got... Read On » |
| 36) Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress
working on a movie?
A: She's the one sle... Read On » |
| 37) Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: The bulbs IN... Read On » |
| 38) Q: How many grips does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: Two: One to hold it, o... Read On » |
| 39) Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Uh...standby, I'l... Read On » |
| 40) Q: How many Director's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one more, g... Read On » |
| 41) Q: How many
absurdist/surrealist
comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?... Read On » |
| 42) Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies
toilet ? To boldly go where no man has be... Read On » |
| 43) What's the definition of a good actor?
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody bu... Read On » |
| 44) Q: How many screenwriters
to make
"Titanic" a good movie?
A: One more than they... Read On » |
| 45) Why was the
actor pleased to be on
the gallows?
Because at last he was in the n... Read On » |
| 46) Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: What's a light bulb?... Read On » |
| 47) Why do actors like snooker
halls?
Because that's where they get their best cues.... Read On » |
| 48) Why can't
anyone stay angry long
with an actress?
Because she always makes up.... Read On » |
| 49) Q: How many Sound Recordists
does it
take to screw in a light bulb?
A: WHAT?... Read On » |
| 50) Q: How many over eager PA's does it take
to
screw in a li...
A: Done!... Read On » |
| 51) What do you get if you cross a dog and a
film studio ?
Collie-wood !... Read On » |
| 52) What sort of animals make the best TV
presenters ?
Gnus - readers !... Read On » |
| 53) Why does an actor enjoy his work so
much?
Because it's all play.... Read On » |
| 54) What is an Actor? A man who tries to be
everything but
himself... Read On » |
| 55) What do you call a fight between film
actors ?
Star wars !... Read On » |
| 56) What kind of star wears sunglasses?
A
movie star.... Read On » |