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The Best Movie And TV Jokes: |
| 1) After a venerable career of endless,
stellar successes the gr... Show more |
| 2) The producer of a low budget film is
trying to convince the n... Show more |
| 3) After a difficult day a struggling actor
returns to his neigh... Show more |
| 4) After a difficult day a struggling actor
returns to his neigh... Show more |
| 5) A movie producer is lying by the pool at
the Beverly Hilton.... Show more |
| 6) A bit-part actor finally got his first
leading role
in a majo... Show more |
| 7) An actor went to see a new agent one day
and said, `You must... Show more |
| 8) Fred: I met a really
conceited actor
the other day.
Harry: W... Show more |
| 9) Q:
How many movie directors does it
take to change a lightbul... Show more |
| 10) Denied membership in an exclusive country
club because he was a... Show more |
| 11) How many film directors
does it take
to change a light bulb?... Show more |
| 12) Q: How many UPM's does it take
to
screw in a light bulb?
A:... Show more |
| 13) One
agent stops by another agent's
table to tell him the big... Show more |
| 14) Q: How many Development Executives does
it take to screw in a... Show more |
| 15) Q: How many Executive Producers does it
take to screw in a
li... Show more |
| 16) Q: How many Camera Assistants does it
take to screw in a
ligh... Show more |
| 17) Q: How many Development Executives does
it take to
screw in a... Show more |
| 18) Q:
How many Stuntmen does it take to
screw in a light bulb?... Show more |
| 19) Q: How many
art directors does it
take to screw in a light bu... Show more |
| 20) Q: What did the Production Manager give
his kids for
Christma... Show more |
| 21) Q: How many Director's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?... Show more |
| 22) Q: How many
Studio Executives does it
take to screw in a ligh... Show more |
| 23) Q: How many PA's does
it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: N... Show more |
| 24) Q: How many
actors does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A:... Show more |
| 25) Neighbour:
Haven't I seen you on TV?
Actor: Well, I do appe... Show more |
| 26) Q: How many editors does it take to
change a light bulb?
A:... Show more |
| 27) Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A:... Show more |
| 28) Fred: I'd love to be an
actress.
Harry: Break a leg then! A... Show more |
| 29) Q: How many DP's
does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: O... Show more |
| 30) Producer: Would you call your leading
lady ugly?
Director: L... Show more |
| 31) Q: How many Union
Lighting Technicians
does it take to screw... Show more |
| 32) Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take
to screw in a light... Show more |
| 33) Q: How many Agents does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: A... Show more |
| 34) Q: How many fire safety
guys dose it
take to screw in a light... Show more |
| 35) Q: How many DP's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: J... Show more |
| 36) Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress
working on a movie?... Show more |
| 37) Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to
screw in a light bulb... Show more |
| 38) Q: How many grips does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: Tw... Show more |
| 39) Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?... Show more |
| 40) Q: How many Director's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?... Show more |
| 41) Q: How many
absurdist/surrealist
comedians does it take to sc... Show more |
| 42) Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies
toilet ? To boldly go... Show more |
| 43) What's the definition of a good actor?
Somebody who tries har... Show more |
| 44) Q: How many screenwriters
to make
"Titanic" a good movie?
A... Show more |
| 45) Why was the
actor pleased to be on
the gallows?
Because at... Show more |
| 46) Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: Wh... Show more |
| 47) Why do actors like snooker
halls?
Because that's where they ge... Show more |
| 48) Why can't
anyone stay angry long
with an actress?
Because sh... Show more |
| 49) Q: How many Sound Recordists
does it
take to screw in a light... Show more |
| 50) Q: How many over eager PA's does it take
to
screw in a li...... Show more |
| 51) What do you get if you cross a dog and a
film studio ?
Collie-... Show more |
| 52) What sort of animals make the best TV
presenters ?
Gnus - read... Show more |
| 53) Why does an actor enjoy his work so
much?
Because it's all pla... Show more |
| 54) What is an Actor? A man who tries to be
everything but
himsel... Show more |
| 55) What do you call a fight between film
actors ?
Star wars !... Show more |
| 56) What kind of star wears sunglasses?
A
movie star.... Show more |
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