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After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks "What happened?" "Well," one of the officer's says, "It seems that your agent came by your house earlier today and while he was here he attacked your wife, assaulted your children, beat your dog and burned your house to the ground." The actor is struck speechless, his jaw hanging open in disbelief... "My agent came to my house?"

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY movie and tv JOKES:

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 4 - Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day e... More ››
 5 - One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The... More ››
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 7 - After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is i... More ››
 8 - The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality... More ››
 9 - After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a ca... More ››
 10 - A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had... More ››
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 12 - Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to d... More ››
 13 - Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victo... More ››
 14 - How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it th... More ››
 15 - Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let's... More ››
 16 - Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers d... More ››
 17 - Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and... More ››
 18 - Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to take n... More ››
 19 - Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and fou... More ››
 20 - Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light... More ››
 21 - Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he... More ››
 22 - Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't know. Light bu... More ››
 23 - Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight o... More ››
 24 - Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine... More ››
 25 - Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do yo... More ››
 26 - Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll... More ››
 27 - Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that questio... More ››
 28 - Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you'... More ››
 29 - Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... How many do we h... More ››
 30 - Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on... More ››
 31 - Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's not a bul... More ››
 32 - Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed do... More ››
 33 - Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just... More ››
 34 - Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hou... More ››
 35 - Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to... More ››
 36 - Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She's the one sleeping with the... More ››
 37 - Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's stayin... More ››
 38 - Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it... More ››
 39 - Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that... More ››
 40 - Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.... More ››
 41 - Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November.... More ››
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 43 - What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... More ››
 44 - Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... More ››
 45 - Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... More ››
 46 - Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?... More ››
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 50 - Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!... More ››
 51 - What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !... More ››
 52 - What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !... More ››
 53 - Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.... More ››
 54 - What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself... More ››
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 56 - What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.... More ››
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