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| 1) After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shock... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shock... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my ac... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, bu... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wel... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Execut... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: On... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to scre... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... bu... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the lig... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... H... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- bu... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She's the one sle... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby, I'l... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, g... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has be... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody bu... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the n... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
