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Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY movie and tv JOKES:

 1 - After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a ca... More ››
 2 - A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great stat... More ››
 3 - An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is... More ››
 4 - Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day e... More ››
 5 - One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The... More ››
 6 - Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you ge... More ››
 7 - After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is i... More ››
 8 - The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality... More ››
 9 - After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a ca... More ››
 10 - A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had... More ››
 11 - Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred... More ››
 12 - Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to d... More ››
 13 - Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victo... More ››
 14 - How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it th... More ››
 15 - Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let's... More ››
 16 - Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers d... More ››
 17 - Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and... More ››
 18 - Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to take n... More ››
 19 - Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and fou... More ››
 20 - Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light... More ››
 21 - Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he... More ››
 22 - Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't know. Light bu... More ››
 23 - Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight o... More ››
 24 - Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine... More ››
 25 - Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do yo... More ››
 26 - Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll... More ››
 27 - Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that questio... More ››
 28 - Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you'... More ››
 29 - Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... How many do we h... More ››
 30 - Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on... More ››
 31 - Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's not a bul... More ››
 32 - Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed do... More ››
 33 - Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just... More ››
 34 - Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hou... More ››
 35 - Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to... More ››
 36 - Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She's the one sleeping with the... More ››
 37 - Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's stayin... More ››
 38 - Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it... More ››
 39 - Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that... More ››
 40 - Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.... More ››
 41 - Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November.... More ››
 42 - Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !... More ››
 43 - What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... More ››
 44 - Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... More ››
 45 - Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... More ››
 46 - Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?... More ››
 47 - Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.... More ››
 48 - Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.... More ››
 49 - Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?... More ››
 50 - Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!... More ››
 51 - What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !... More ››
 52 - What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !... More ››
 53 - Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.... More ››
 54 - What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself... More ››
 55 - What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !... More ››
 56 - What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.... More ››
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