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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY snowman JOKES:

 1 - Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !... More ››
 2 - Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because y... More ››
 3 - Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.... More ››
 4 - Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!... More ››
 5 - What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.... More ››
 6 - Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !... More ››
 7 - What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !... More ››
 8 - How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !... More ››
 9 - What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !... More ››
 10 - Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!... More ››
 11 - Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !... More ››
 12 - What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.... More ››
 13 - What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!... More ››
 14 - What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !... More ››
 15 - Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.... More ››
 16 - What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !... More ››
 17 - What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !... More ››
 18 - Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.... More ››
 19 - Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.... More ››
 20 - How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!... More ››
 21 - Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !... More ››
 22 - What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.... More ››
 23 - What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.... More ››
 24 - What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !... More ››
 25 - What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.... More ››
 26 - What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.... More ››
 27 - What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !... More ››
 28 - How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.... More ››
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