Put Snowman Jokes on your web pages!  Add to favorites  Home |
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Best Snowman Jokes: | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1) Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a fl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A bl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
