1 - Why was Dracula always willing to help
Because he liked to see new blood in th... More ››
2 - Did you hear about the
vampire who had an
eye for the ladies?
He used to keep it in his back p... More ››
3 - What happened to the two mad vampires?
They both went a little batty.... More ››
4 - Two men were having a drink together.
said, "I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wif... More ››
5 - Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a
Drink this glass of water.
Will it ma... More ››
6 - When the picture of the vampire's grandmother
to the floor in the middle of the night wh... More ››
7 - Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a
parrot with a vampire ?
It bit his neck, sucked his... More ››
8 - What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot
It bit his neck, sucked his blood... More ››
9 - What do you get if you cross a vampire and a
Something that goes straight... More ››
10 - One vampire to the
other : " Let's go and
have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary
just roun... More ››
11 - Did you hear about the vampire who joined
He stood on the roof and conducted lig... More ››
12 - What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when
he leaves for work in the evening?
Have a nice bi... More ››
13 - Why did the vampire stand
at the bus stop
with his finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsnif fer.... More ››
14 - What do you get if you cross a vampire with a
I don't know but it would slow him down.... More ››
15 - Why did the vampire go crazy
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.... More ››
16 - What do you get if you
cross a vampire and
a mummy ?
Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !... More ››
17 - Did you know that Dracula wants to become a
He's looking for a crypt writer.... More ››
18 - Why
did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?
They looked both ways before they crossed.... More ››
19 - What did the vampire do to stop his son biting
his nails ?
He cut all his fingers off !... More ››
20 - How does a vampire get through life with
only one fang?
He has to grin and bare it.... More ››
21 - Why was the vampire thought of as
Because he was a complete sucker.... More ››
22 - What should you do if a vampire borrows your
Wait for him to give it back.... More ››
23 - Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
Because they're always out for blood!... More ››
24 - Did you hear about the vampire
who died of
a broken heart?
He had loved in vein.... More ››
25 - What do you get if you cross Dracula with a
The world's slowest vampire.... More ››
26 - When he's out driving, where
like to stop and eat?
The Happy Biter.... More ››
27 - Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz.... More ››
28 - Did you hear about the vampire who got
He proposed to his girl-fiend.... More ››
29 - What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir
A bite in shining armor.... More ››
30 - Why did the vampire attack the clown?
wanted the circus to be in his blood.... More ››
31 - Why was the young vampire a failure?
Because he fainted at the sight of blood.... More ››
32 - What do you call a vampire
after it is
A two-year-old vampire.... More ››
33 - Did you hear about the vampire
He was a bite of the Round Table!... More ››
34 - Why does Dracula always travel with his
Because his life is at stake.... More ››
35 - How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?
your name, address and blood group.... More ››
36 - Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
need someone to play the bit parts.... More ››
37 - Who plays center forward for the vampire
The ghoulscorer.... More ››
38 - How do vampires keep their breath smelling
They use extractor fangs.... More ››
39 - What does Dracula say when you tell him a new
Well, fangcy that!... More ››
40 - Why did Dracula go to the
He wanted to improve his bite.... More ››
41 - Why are vampire families so close?
blood is thicker than water.... More ››
42 - Do you know how to catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!... More ››
43 - What is the first thing that
learn at school?
The alphabat.... More ››
44 - What is the vampire's
Please Give Blood Generously.... More ››
45 - What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a
Coffin medicine.... More ››
46 - How does Dracula like to have his
In bite-sized pieces.... More ››
47 - Why did the vampire go to hospital?
wanted his ghoulstones removed.... More ››
48 - Why do vampires hate arguments?
they make themselves cross.... More ››
49 - What do vampires have at eleven
A coffin break.... More ››
50 - MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your
before it clots.... More ››
51 - What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI
A fangster.... More ››
52 - Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with
The girl necks door.... More ››
53 - Why does Dracula have no friends?
he's a pain in the neck.... More ››
54 - What does Dracula say to his victims?
It's been nice gnawing you.... More ››
55 - What does a vampire stand on after taking a
A bat mat.... More ››
56 - What's it called when a vampire
Necking.... More ››
57 - What is the American national day for
Fangsgiving Day.... More ››
58 - Where is Dracula's American office?
Vampire State Building.... More ››
59 - What do you call a vampire that can lift up
Jack-u-la !... More ››
60 - Why did Dracula miss lunch?
didn't fancy the stake.... More ››
61 - Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
wanted to play squash.... More ››
62 - What kind of typewriters do vampires like?
Blood type-writers.... More ››
63 - What type of people do vampires like?
O positive people.... More ››
64 - What do vampire footballers have at
Blood oranges.... More ››
65 - How does a vampire enter his
Through the bat flap.... More ››
66 - What is the best way to talk to a
By long distance.... More ››
67 - What do vampires make sandwiches out of?
Self-raising dead.... More ››
68 - What is a vampire's
Scream of mushroom !... More ››
69 - Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?
Ghouldilocks.... More ››
70 - How does a vampire clean his house?
victim cleaner.... More ››
71 - What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks
A hampire.... More ››
72 - Where did vampires go to first in America?
New-fang-land.... More ››
73 - Why did the vampire take up acting?
in his blood.... More ››
74 - Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?
Vein-illa.... More ››
75 - What is Dracula's favorite pudding?
Leeches and scream.... More ››
76 - What do you call a vampire in a raincoat
Mack-u-la !... More ››
77 - Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
Ghouldfinger.... More ››
78 - What does a vampire take for a
Coffin syrup!... More ››
79 - Why wouldn't the vampire
It clotted.... More ››
80 - What is Dracula's favorite
Neck-tarines.... More ››
81 - What do vampires cross the sea in?
vessels.... More ››
82 - What's a vampire's favorite drink?
Bloody Mary.... More ››
83 - What's Dracula's car called?
blood unit.... More ››
84 - What do you call a vampire junkie?
Drugula.... More ››
85 - How does a girl vampire flirt?
her eyes.... More ››
86 - What's a vampire's favorite hobby?
In-grave-ing.... More ››
87 - What do you think of Dracula films?
Fangtastic!... More ››
88 - What has webbed feet and fangs?
Quackula.... More ››
89 - How does Dracula keep fit?
batminton.... More ››
90 - When do vampires bite you?
Wincedays.... More ››