Car and train JOKES
A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile.
"I've circled the block for 20 minutes.
I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park here I'll lose my job.
Forgive us our trespasses." When he came back he found a parking ticket and this note: "I've circled the block for 20 years, and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job.
Lead us not into temptation."