1 - Once there was a church that
had a bell that
no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked th... More ››
2 - Louise was watching her big sister covering her
"What's that for?" she asked.... More ››
3 - A woman just back from Arizona was telling her
about the trip.
"When my husband first... More ››
4 - Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face
and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the s... More ››
5 - Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.
Harry: Do you think so?
Fred: Yes. It's so thick that... More ››
6 - Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.
Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that... More ››
7 - A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad,
said, "there's a monster at the door... More ››
8 - Counselor: Wash your face.
I can see what you
had for breakfast.
Henry: If you're so smart, wha... More ››
9 - Why is your face all scratched ?
said it with flowers.
Not really,... More ››
10 - Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that
when a tear
rolls down her cheek it takes one... More ››
11 - Wife to
Husband: I'll have you know I've
got the face of a teenager!
Husband to Wife: Then you... More ››
12 - Teacher: What
a glum face, what would you say
if I came to school with a face like
Pu... More ››
13 - Boy monster: You've got a face like a million
Girl monster: Have I really ?
Boy mons... More ››
14 - First Witch: I like your toad.
He always has
such a nice expression on his face.
Second Witch:... More ››
15 - "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a
werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not. Now shut... More ››
16 - What happened when the
witch went for a job as
a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the p... More ››
17 - Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling
Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expec... More ››
18 - Fred's new girlfriend uses such
lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to ge... More ››
19 - Boy: You've
got a face like a million
Girl: Have I really?
Boy: Yes ? it's green an... More ››
20 - Fred: You've got a Roman nose.
Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your... More ››
21 - Fred: Do
you like my new hairstyle?
In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.... More ››
22 - Fred: You have
the face of a saint.
Really? Which one?
Fred: A Saint Bernard.... More ››
23 - Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
A.When we see your face we both crack up!... More ››
24 - Why is your nose in the middle of your
Because it is the scenter (centre).... More ››
25 - How did your mom know
you hadn't washed your
I forgot to wet the soap.... More ››
26 - Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.... More ››
27 - I don't know where you got your face
but i hope you have the receipt.... More ››
28 - You can read
his mind in his face.
it's usually a complete blank.... More ››
29 - My teacher's got a
pretty face if you can
read between the lines.... More ››
30 - What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?
A mousetache.... More ››
31 - I never forget a face, but in your case I'll
exception.... More ››
32 - What is the hottest part of a
His sideburns.... More ››