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face JOKES (random)

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

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 3 - Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What's that for?" she asked.... More ››
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 5 - Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the s... More ››
 6 - Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that... More ››
 7 - Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that... More ››
 8 - A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "there's a monster at the door... More ››
 9 - Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart, wha... More ››
 10 - Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really,... More ››
 11 - Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one... More ››
 12 - Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you... More ››
 13 - Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pu... More ››
 14 - First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch:... More ››
 15 - "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut... More ››
 16 - What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the p... More ››
 17 - Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expec... More ››
 18 - Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to ge... More ››
 19 - Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it's green an... More ››
 20 - Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your... More ››
 21 - Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.... More ››
 22 - Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.... More ››
 23 - Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!... More ››
 24 - Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).... More ››
 25 - How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap.... More ››
 26 - Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.... More ››
 27 - I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... More ››
 28 - You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it's usually a complete blank.... More ››
 29 - My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... More ››
 30 - What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache.... More ››
 31 - I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.... More ››
 32 - What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.... More ››
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