The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband.
"I've been insulted," she sobbed.
"Your mother insulted me." "My mother!" he exclaimed.
"But she is a hundred miles away." "I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it." He looked stern, "I see, but where does the insult come in?" "In the postscript," she answered.
"It said: 'Dear Alice, don't forget to give this letter to George.'"