Old age JOKES
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left." Patient: "OH NO!
In two years my life will be over!
What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???" Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's.
In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."