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old age JOKES (random)

How old is your Grandma?
I dunno, but we've had him a long time.

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY old age JOKES:

 1 - A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the hou... More ››
 2 - One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure s... More ››
 3 - An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their... More ››
 4 - An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it... More ››
 5 - When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When... More ››
 6 - A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent t... More ››
 7 - A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the... More ››
 8 - An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to th... More ››
 9 - There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family de... More ››
 10 - One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door of a home in an upper-class neighborhood. The lad... More ››
 11 - An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of... More ››
 12 - Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As... More ››
 13 - An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would... More ››
 14 - Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and ex... More ››
 15 - A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had... More ››
 16 - An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've nev... More ››
 17 - An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled ove... More ››
 18 - Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell sh... More ››
 19 - Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the... More ››
 20 - Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got re... More ››
 21 - Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "... More ››
 22 - A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he... More ››
 23 - Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself... More ››
 24 - Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds o... More ››
 25 - An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask he... More ››
 26 - Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They g... More ››
 27 - Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the... More ››
 28 - An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good... More ››
 29 - I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prost... More ››
 30 - Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment,... More ››
 31 - Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartmen... More ››
 32 - A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was over... More ››
 33 - One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is... More ››
 34 - One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another wom... More ››
 35 - A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. "My arm is so weak I... More ››
 36 - For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to atten... More ››
 37 - A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noti... More ››
 38 - A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened... More ››
 39 - A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to... More ››
 40 - An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She to... More ››
 41 - The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique w... More ››
 42 - Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How o... More ››
 43 - Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that th... More ››
 44 - Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o'clock eve... More ››
 45 - The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly... More ››
 46 - Two elderly women were staring at the numbers of the floors listed above the elevator door. Whe... More ››
 47 - "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who w... More ››
 48 - Fred: I haven't slept a wink for the past two nights. Harry: Why's that? Fred: Granny broke he... More ››
 49 - An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the a... More ››
 50 - A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about... More ››
 51 - A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says, "Have you got anyt... More ››
 52 - A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the arm... More ››
 53 - You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She'... More ››
 54 - Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies. They would put them down somewhere and... More ››
 55 - How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth... More ››
 56 - "Grandma, why don't you drink tea anymore?" "I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck... More ››
 57 - What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits yo... More ››
 58 - Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks ar... More ››
 59 - How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on... More ››
 60 - Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?" "I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."... More ››
 61 - Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll... More ››
 62 - How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!... More ››
 63 - What's the best thing about turning 65? No more calls from insurance salesmen.... More ››
 64 - Are you getting older and wiser? No, he's getting older and wider!... More ››
 65 - How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've had him a long time.... More ››
 66 - My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.... More ››
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