Travel and tourist JOKES
A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room.
Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, "You've given me a room with no exit.
How do I leave?" The desk clerk says, "Sir, that's absurd.
Have you looked for the door?" The person says, " Well, there's one door that leads to the bathroom.
There's a second door that goes into the closet.
And there's a door I haven't tried, but it has a 'do not disturb' sign on it."