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| 1) I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I'... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night an... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'e... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final an... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for din... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled egg... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvar... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf? A paredvark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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