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The Best Aardvark Jokes: |
| 1) I've got a new
aardvark. Would you like
to play with him? I don't really know. I'... Read On » |
| 2) Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a
firework flashed across the sky.
1st aa... Read On » |
| 3) A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked
through the classified ads. He phoned a... Read On » |
| 4) Who won the animal race?
The giraffe and
the aardvark were running neck and neck,... Read On » |
| 5) Why do aardvarks make undesirable
neighbors?
Because they always have their noses... Read On » |
| 6) Which aardvark holds the speed record?
The
nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his t... Read On » |
| 7) What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's
songs?
It's Been an Aards Day's Night an... Read On » |
| 8) What is the difference between an aardvark and
a coyote?
One has a long smeller, t... Read On » |
| 9) Did you hear about the household appliance
that eats ants and records
TV shows?... Read On » |
| 10) What did the aardvark say when he lost
the
race to the ant?
If you can't beat 'e... Read On » |
| 11) How many aardvarks can ride on an
elephant?
Six... three on the back and three in... Read On » |
| 12) What did the
impatient waiter ask the
gluttonous aardvark?
Is that your final an... Read On » |
| 13) Why does mama aardvark call her husband a
cannibal?
Because he ate his ant for din... Read On » |
| 14) Why was Easter the aardvark's
favorite
holiday?
Because he liked aard-boiled egg... Read On » |
| 15) Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits
tall in the
saddle?
The Lone Aardvar... Read On » |
| 16) What's worse than a giraffe with a sore
throat?
An aardvark with the sniffles!... Read On » |
| 17) What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
is very
loud?
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... Read On » |
| 18) What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a
tail?
A man holding an aardvark.... Read On » |
| 19) What do you call an aardvark that's been
thrown out of a
pub?
A barredvark!... Read On » |
| 20) What command does the aardvark give most often
when he sails?
Snout about!... Read On » |
| 21) Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks
can't?
Aardvarks don't have trunks!... Read On » |
| 22) What do you call an aardvark that's just won
a fight?
A well 'aardvark!... Read On » |
| 23) How do
you define an aardvark?
Aan
aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... Read On » |
| 24) Where does the aardvark family always
come
first?
In the phone book!... Read On » |
| 25) What do you call a boxing match between two
aardvarks?
A snout bout!... Read On » |
| 26) Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
They
can stick to the subject!... Read On » |
| 27) How do ants hide from aardvarks?
They
disguise themselves as uncles!... Read On » |
| 28) What do you call an aardvark outside
Buckingham Palace?
A guardvark!... Read On » |
| 29) Who loves
hamburgers, French fries, and
ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!... Read On » |
| 30) Who's the aardvark's favorite female
vocalist?
Bearbara Streis-ant!... Read On » |
| 31) What does an aardvark use when he has
a
cold?
An ant-ihistamine!... Read On » |
| 32) What do you call an aardvark good with a light
saber?
A darthvark!... Read On » |
| 33) What do you call an aardvark that's just lost
a
fight?
A vark!... Read On » |
| 34) What do you call an aardvark that's good at
golf?
A paredvark!... Read On » |
| 35) What do you call an road construction
aardvark?
A tarredvark!... Read On » |
| 36) Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian
companion?
Tanto... Read On » |
| 37) What does an aardvark take for
ant-digestion?
Anta-Seltzer!... Read On » |
| 38) What do you call an aardvark that writes
poems?
A bardvark!... Read On » |
| 39) When is an aardvark jumpy?
When he's got
ants in his pants!... Read On » |
| 40) What does an aardvark keep in his
aquarium?
An aard-shark!... Read On » |
| 41) What does an aardvark get when he
overeats?
Ant-digestion!... Read On » |
| 42) What do you call an aardvark that plays
poker?
A cardvark!... Read On » |
| 43) What do you call an aardvark in a frying
pan?
A lardvark!... Read On » |
| 44) Who's aardvark's favorite male
singer?
Frank Sinostril!... Read On » |
| 45) What do you call a thick-skinned
aardvark?
A hardvark!... Read On » |
| 46) What do you call an aardvark astronaut?
A
starredvark!... Read On » |
| 47) What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A
yardvark!... Read On » |
| 48) What do you call a pickled aardvark?
A
jarredvark!... Read On » |
| 49) What does the aardvark take sailing?
An
aard ark!... Read On » |
| 50) What is uglier than an aardvark?
Two
aardvarks!... Read On » |
| 51) What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark!... Read On » |
| 52) What do you call a Polish aardvark?
A
Polaark!... Read On » |
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