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A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked. "They're L6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5 each."

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY aardvark JOKES:

 1 - A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found... More ››
 2 - I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it g... More ››
 3 - Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I... More ››
 4 - Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardv... More ››
 5 - Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people... More ››
 6 - Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a... More ››
 7 - Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdva... More ››
 8 - What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!... More ››
 9 - What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!... More ››
 10 - Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!... More ››
 11 - What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!... More ››
 12 - What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... More ››
 13 - What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.... More ››
 14 - What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!... More ››
 15 - What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!... More ››
 16 - How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... More ››
 17 - Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!... More ››
 18 - Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!... More ››
 19 - What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!... More ››
 20 - Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!... More ››
 21 - What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!... More ››
 22 - What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!... More ››
 23 - What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!... More ››
 24 - What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!... More ››
 25 - When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!... More ››
 26 - What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!... More ››
 27 - What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!... More ››
 28 - What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!... More ››
 29 - What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!... More ››
 30 - What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!... More ››
 31 - What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!... More ››
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