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The Best Aardvark Jokes: |
| 1) A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked
through the classifi... Show more |
| 2) I've got a new
aardvark. Would you like
to play with him? I d... Show more |
| 3) Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a
firework flashed acro... Show more |
| 4) Who won the animal race?
The giraffe and
the aardvark were run... Show more |
| 5) Why do aardvarks make undesirable
neighbors?
Because they alwa... Show more |
| 6) Which aardvark holds the speed record?
The
nearsighted aardvar... Show more |
| 7) What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's
songs?
It's Been an... Show more |
| 8) What is the difference between an aardvark and
a coyote?
One h... Show more |
| 9) Did you hear about the household appliance
that eats ants and r... Show more |
| 10) What did the aardvark say when he lost
the
race to the ant?... Show more |
| 11) How many aardvarks can ride on an
elephant?
Six... three on th... Show more |
| 12) What did the
impatient waiter ask the
gluttonous aardvark?
I... Show more |
| 13) Why does mama aardvark call her husband a
cannibal?
Because he... Show more |
| 14) Why was Easter the aardvark's
favorite
holiday?
Because he l... Show more |
| 15) Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits
tall in the
saddl... Show more |
| 16) What's worse than a giraffe with a sore
throat?
An aardvark... Show more |
| 17) What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
is very
loud?
A herd of sta... Show more |
| 18) What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a
tail?
A man ho... Show more |
| 19) What do you call an aardvark that's been
thrown out of a
pub?... Show more |
| 20) What command does the aardvark give most often
when he sails?... Show more |
| 21) Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks
can't?
Aardvarks don't... Show more |
| 22) What do you call an aardvark that's just won
a fight?
A well... Show more |
| 23) How do
you define an aardvark?
Aan
aanimal that resembles an... Show more |
| 24) Where does the aardvark family always
come
first?
In the pho... Show more |
| 25) What do you call a boxing match between two
aardvarks?
A sno... Show more |
| 26) Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
They
can stick to the s... Show more |
| 27) How do ants hide from aardvarks?
They
disguise themselves as u... Show more |
| 28) What do you call an aardvark outside
Buckingham Palace?
A guar... Show more |
| 29) Who loves
hamburgers, French fries, and
ants?
Ronald MacAard... Show more |
| 30) Who's the aardvark's favorite female
vocalist?
Bearbara Streis... Show more |
| 31) What does an aardvark use when he has
a
cold?
An ant-ihistam... Show more |
| 32) What do you call an aardvark good with a light
saber?
A darthv... Show more |
| 33) What do you call an aardvark that's just lost
a
fight?
A var... Show more |
| 34) What do you call an aardvark that's good at
golf?
A paredvark!... Show more |
| 35) What do you call an road construction
aardvark?
A tarredvark!... Show more |
| 36) Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian
companion?
Tanto... Show more |
| 37) What does an aardvark take for
ant-digestion?
Anta-Seltzer!... Show more |
| 38) What do you call an aardvark that writes
poems?
A bardvark!... Show more |
| 39) When is an aardvark jumpy?
When he's got
ants in his pants!... Show more |
| 40) What does an aardvark keep in his
aquarium?
An aard-shark!... Show more |
| 41) What does an aardvark get when he
overeats?
Ant-digestion!... Show more |
| 42) What do you call an aardvark that plays
poker?
A cardvark!... Show more |
| 43) What do you call an aardvark in a frying
pan?
A lardvark!... Show more |
| 44) Who's aardvark's favorite male
singer?
Frank Sinostril!... Show more |
| 45) What do you call a thick-skinned
aardvark?
A hardvark!... Show more |
| 46) What do you call an aardvark astronaut?
A
starredvark!... Show more |
| 47) What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A
yardvark!... Show more |
| 48) What do you call a pickled aardvark?
A
jarredvark!... Show more |
| 49) What does the aardvark take sailing?
An
aard ark!... Show more |
| 50) What is uglier than an aardvark?
Two
aardvarks!... Show more |
| 51) What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark!... Show more |
| 52) What do you call a Polish aardvark?
A
Polaark!... Show more |
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