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1) There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without... Show more
2) Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day l... Show more
3) An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned a... Show more
4) A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer drov... Show more
5) A business man was interviewing applicants for the position o... Show more
6) A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the r... Show more
7) Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They ar... Show more
8) An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop... Show more
9) A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job ad... Show more
10) Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing conc... Show more
11) An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining compan... Show more
12) The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing e... Show more
13) A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one eve... Show more
14) Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. W... Show more
15) A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "W... Show more
16) An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled... Show more
17) The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed wi... Show more
18) A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statu... Show more
19) A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a compl... Show more
20) The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. "Thi... Show more
21) The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his f... Show more
22) A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to t... Show more
23) An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While stand... Show more
24) A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately sea... Show more
25) An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see... Show more
26) An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see... Show more
27) A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking fo... Show more
28) A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing acc... Show more
29) Who was the first accountant? Adam. He got interested in figur... Show more
30) How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? "W... Show more
31) Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:... Show more
32) Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: "He... Show more
33) The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about... Show more
34) "The auditors have just left, sir." "Did they check the bo... Show more
35) What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's... Show more
36) Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don't 2. Bank reconcil... Show more
37) Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?... Show more
38) How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to... Show more
39) When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he r... Show more
40) What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a p... Show more
41) How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb... Show more
42) How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? Wh... Show more
43) What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is h... Show more
44) What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes... Show more
45) What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy t... Show more
46) Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the... Show more
47) How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't... Show more
48) What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can... Show more
49) What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can... Show more
50) If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darl... Show more
51) What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusi... Show more
52) What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both... Show more
53) There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who... Show more
54) What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who ha... Show more
55) How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a... Show more
56) Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They fin... Show more
57) How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How m... Show more
58) Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in... Show more
59) Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: ".... Show more
60) Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear c... Show more
61) Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someo... Show more
62) What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite... Show more
63) What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?... Show more
64) Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for trave... Show more
65) Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond y... Show more
66) What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?... Show more
67) When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a... Show more
68) Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figur... Show more
69) What does an accountant use for birth control? His personali... Show more
70) What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.... Show more
71) What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost... Show more
72) What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... Show more
73) What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting... Show more
74) What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything... Show more

 

 

 

 

 

 
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