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| 1) A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a tria... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. Attor... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old ra... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old ranc... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial --... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in the sentencing hearing of a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please d... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney, feeling that he wa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he w... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
