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Attorney to witness: "What was the
first
thing your husband said to you when he woke up that
morning?"
Witness: "Where am I Cathy?"
Attorney: "And why did that upset
you?"
Witness: "Because my name is Susan."
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| 1) A small town prosecuting attorney called his
first witness to the stand in a tria... Read On » |
| 2) A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office
wanting to file for
divorce.
Attor... Read On » |
| 3) A prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
a grandmotherly, elderly woman,... Read On » |
| 4) A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad
in a
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| 5) A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad
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| 6) A defense attorney was
cross-examining a
police officer during a felony trial --... Read On » |
| 7) A defense attorney was cross-examining
a
police officer during
a felony trial -... Read On » |
| 8) The local courtroom was packed
as
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| 9) A salesman was testifying in
his divorce
proceedings against his wife. "Please
d... Read On » |
| 10) Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced
the opposing lawyers.
"So," he s... Read On » |
| 11) Two attorneys went into a
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| 12) A wealthy man sat in his attorney's
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"Do you want the bad news first or the... Read On » |
| 13) A
woman was being questioned in a court
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| 14) A tough case was being argued in court. The
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| 15) Attorney to witness: "What was the
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| 16) What does a Gorilla attorney study?
The Law
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