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| 1) Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The d... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my w... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby w... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn't say whether it... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd y... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was bangin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "W... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you play with her? No... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking e... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I d... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. M... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that sho... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a jav... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby, because he'... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dre... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a j... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his te... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) Knock knock. Who's there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper yo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted froze... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the wo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love, my baby love.... !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it's a dear little thing.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) What does a baby computer call his father? Data.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 57) What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 58) Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
