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Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.


 
     
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1) How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it... Read On »
2) Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana.... Read On »
3) They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they... Read On »
4) Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothin... Read On »
5) Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's... Read On »
6) Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.... Read On »
7) How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it u... Read On »
8) Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight?... Read On »
9) What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in... Read On »
10) Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent... Read On »
11) Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn'... Read On »
12) Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp yo... Read On »
13) What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a... Read On »
14) What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the b... Read On »
15) How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too... Read On »
16) Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch... Read On »
17) Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !... Read On »
18) Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.... Read On »
19) How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.... Read On »
20) Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.... Read On »
21) Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.... Read On »
22) What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."... Read On »
23) Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.... Read On »
24) What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.... Read On »
25) If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !... Read On »
26) What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.... Read On »
27) What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.... Read On »
28) What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.... Read On »
29) What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.... Read On »
30) What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.... Read On »
31) The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.... Read On »
32) Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.... Read On »
33) What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.... Read On »
34) What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.... Read On »
35) What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.... Read On »
36) What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !... Read On »

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