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| 1) How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it u... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn'... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp yo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
