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The Best Banana Jokes: |
| 1) Knock knock
Who's
there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
W... Show more |
| 2) How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banan... Show more |
| 3) How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banan... Show more |
| 4) Mandy: Our teacher went on a
special banana
diet.
Andy: Did... Show more |
| 5) They're not going to grow bananas any
longer.
Really?
Why... Show more |
| 6) Tom: What did the banana say to
the elephant?
Nick: I don't... Show more |
| 7) What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up
and beg?
Wave... Show more |
| 8) Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing
firm?
He ke... Show more |
| 9) Mother Banana: Why didn't you go
to school
today?
Little Ban... Show more |
| 10) Why is a banana peel on the
sidewalk like
music?
Because if... Show more |
| 11) What is yellow on the inside and green on the
outside ?
A ba... Show more |
| 12) What is the difference between a banana and a
bell?
You can on... Show more |
| 13) Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
on?
Oh, it's all... Show more |
| 14) How did the Mother Banana
spoil the Baby
Banana?
She left hi... Show more |
| 15) Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't want to wake up t... Show more |
| 16) Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana
!
Banana who ?
Banana spli... Show more |
| 17) Did you hear about the unlucky
man who
bought some bananas?... Show more |
| 18) How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down
and make a noise... Show more |
| 19) Why did the banana go out with the
prune?
Because he couldn... Show more |
| 20) Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't... Show more |
| 21) What did the boy banana say to the girl
banana?
"You have a lo... Show more |
| 22) Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they
hang around in bun... Show more |
| 23) What is long and yellow and always points
north?
A magnetic ba... Show more |
| 24) If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana
make ?
Slippe... Show more |
| 25) What's yellow and always points to the north?
A magnetic bana... Show more |
| 26) What is the easiest way to make a
banana
split?
Cut it in ha... Show more |
| 27) What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.... Show more |
| 28) What's yellow and flashes?
A banana with a
loose connection.... Show more |
| 29) What would you call two
banana skins ?
A
pair of slippers.... Show more |
| 30) The last time I saw a face like
yours I
threw it a banana.... Show more |
| 31) Time flies like an
arrow, but fruit flies
like a banana.... Show more |
| 32) What would you call two
bananas?
A pair
of slippers.... Show more |
| 33) What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An
electric banana.... Show more |
| 34) What's yellow and writes?
A ball-point
banana.... Show more |
| 35) What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
Boonanaa
!... Show more |
| 36) Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?
Pupil:
Banana.... Show more |
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