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| 1) Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will wan... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath eve... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Woul... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe:... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I do... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whethe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Other... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower cur... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the eart... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
