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The Best Bath Jokes: |
| 1) Are you going to take a bath?
No, I'm
leaving it where it is.... Read On » |
| 2) Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
Boss to steal a van
load of goods... Read On » |
| 3) Dr Frankenstein:
I've just invented
something that everyone in the world will wan... Read On » |
| 4) The plumber was working in a house when the lady of
the house said to him, "Will... Read On » |
| 5) Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I
suggest you take a cold
bath eve... Read On » |
| 6) A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone
National Park. 'Can you give me a room a... Read On » |
| 7) Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
Dad: What's wrong with that? You've... Read On » |
| 8) Stan: I won 92
goldfish.
Fred: Where are
you going to keep them ?
Stan: In the... Read On » |
| 9) Did you hear about the idiot who had a
new
bath put in?
The plumber said, "Woul... Read On » |
| 10) Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your
bath, Mrs Soap?
Mrs Soap: No,... Read On » |
| 11) What's the difference between a peeping Tom and
someone who's just got out of the... Read On » |
| 12) Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
Joe: I'll
run the bath then.
Mom: Why?
Joe:... Read On » |
| 13) Mum, does God use the
bathroom?
No, what
a funny question!
Then why did Dad s... Read On » |
| 14) Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before
retiring.
Patient: You mean I do... Read On » |
| 15) Hotel
guest: Can you give me a room and a
bath, please?
Porter: I can give you... Read On » |
| 16) Adam: How did Mummy know you
hadn't had a
bath?
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towe... Read On » |
| 17) May: What position does your brother play in
the school football team ?
Jay: I t... Read On » |
| 18) Does your brother keep himself clean?
Oh,
yes. He takes a bath every month whethe... Read On » |
| 19) Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a
bath.
Monster: Why? Robot: Other... Read On » |
| 20) Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot
water last night
!
Ed: You were? What did you do ?... Read On » |
| 21) What happened to the tiger who took a bath three
times a day ?
After a week he... Read On » |
| 22) How do you know that there's a monster in your
bath?
You can't get the shower cur... Read On » |
| 23) What do you call the ring that worms leave round
the bath ?
The scum of the eart... Read On » |
| 24) My mother says I look just like an
animal
when I'm in the bath - a little bear.... Read On » |
| 25) When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what
is
still dirty?
The bathtub.... Read On » |
| 26) Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I
use
soap and water, personally.... Read On » |
| 27) How do vampire football players get the mud off?
They all get in the bat-tub.... Read On » |
| 28) What animal do you look like when you get into
the
bath ?
A little bear !... Read On » |
| 29) Why did the bank robber take a bath?
So he
could make a clean getaway.... Read On » |
| 30) Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could
make a clean getaway.... Read On » |
| 31) Where does a vampire take a bath?
In the
bat-room (bathroom).... Read On » |
| 32) What kind of bath can you take without
water?
A sun bath.... Read On » |
| 33) Which villains steal soap from the bath?
Robber
ducks.... Read On » |
| 34) Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
Robber
ducks !... Read On » |
| 35) What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A
shampoodle !... Read On » |
| 36) What criminal doesn't take baths?
A dirty
crook.... Read On » |