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The Best Bath Jokes: |
| 1) Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
Boss to steal a... Show more |
| 2) Dr Frankenstein:
I've just invented
something that everyone i... Show more |
| 3) The plumber was working in a house when the lady of
the house... Show more |
| 4) Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I
suggest you ta... Show more |
| 5) A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone
National Park. 'Can... Show more |
| 6) Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
Dad: What's wron... Show more |
| 7) Stan: I won 92
goldfish.
Fred: Where are
you going to keep t... Show more |
| 8) Did you hear about the idiot who had a
new
bath put in?
The... Show more |
| 9) Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your
bath, Mrs So... Show more |
| 10) What's the difference between a peeping Tom and
someone who's... Show more |
| 11) Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
Joe: I'll
run the bath then... Show more |
| 12) Mum, does God use the
bathroom?
No, what
a funny question!... Show more |
| 13) Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before
retiring.
Pa... Show more |
| 14) Hotel
guest: Can you give me a room and a
bath, please?
Por... Show more |
| 15) Adam: How did Mummy know you
hadn't had a
bath?
Eve: I forg... Show more |
| 16) May: What position does your brother play in
the school footb... Show more |
| 17) Does your brother keep himself clean?
Oh,
yes. He takes a bat... Show more |
| 18) Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a
bath.
Monste... Show more |
| 19) Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot
water last night
!
Ed: You were?... Show more |
| 20) What happened to the tiger who took a bath three
times a day... Show more |
| 21) How do you know that there's a monster in your
bath?
You can'... Show more |
| 22) What do you call the ring that worms leave round
the bath ?... Show more |
| 23) My mother says I look just like an
animal
when I'm in the bat... Show more |
| 24) When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what
is
still di... Show more |
| 25) Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I
use
soap and w... Show more |
| 26) How do vampire football players get the mud off?
They all get... Show more |
| 27) What animal do you look like when you get into
the
bath ?
A... Show more |
| 28) Why did the bank robber take a bath?
So he
could make a clean... Show more |
| 29) Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could
make a clean getaw... Show more |
| 30) Are you going to take a bath?
No, I'm
leaving it where it is.... Show more |
| 31) Where does a vampire take a bath?
In the
bat-room (bathroom).... Show more |
| 32) What kind of bath can you take without
water?
A sun bath.... Show more |
| 33) Which villains steal soap from the bath?
Robber
ducks.... Show more |
| 34) Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
Robber
ducks !... Show more |
| 35) What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A
shampoodle !... Show more |
| 36) What criminal doesn't take baths?
A dirty
crook.... Show more |
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