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The Best Beauty Jokes: |
| 1) A monster went to the doctor with a branch
growing out of his... Show more |
| 2) Two teenage boys were
talking in the
classroom. One said, 'I... Show more |
| 3) Little Johnny and
his mother were on a
train. Johnny leant ov... Show more |
| 4) A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the
assistant how... Show more |
| 5) A woman went to a sweet store to buy some
sweets.
The boy beh... Show more |
| 6) Monster: I'm so ugly.
Ghost: It's not
that bad!
Monster: It... Show more |
| 7) Julie had broken off her
engagement. Her
friend asked her wha... Show more |
| 8) First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor
yesterday. I was
the... Show more |
| 9) A little boy came running into the kitchen.
'Dad, dad' he sai... Show more |
| 10) Mrs Saggy:
Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a
facelift last week.... Show more |
| 11) Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry
the most
beaut... Show more |
| 12) "My
boyfriend says I look like a dishy
Italian!"said Miss Con... Show more |
| 13) I can't understand why people say my
girlfriend's legs look lik... Show more |
| 14) What is yellow and goes click-click?
A
ball-point banana.
Wi... Show more |
| 15) First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror
admiring
my... Show more |
| 16) Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for
your girlfriend... Show more |
| 17) Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty
?
Gary: Well, let's just... Show more |
| 18) What happened when the
witch went for a job
as a TV presenter... Show more |
| 19) Fred: What's
that terribly ugly thing on
your shoulders?
Ha... Show more |
| 20) I don't think these photographs
you've
taken do me justice.... Show more |
| 21) I'm not ugly. I could
marry anyone I
pleased!
But that's th... Show more |
| 22) Last night I dreamt I was
dancing with the
most beautiful gir... Show more |
| 23) Did you hear
about the witch who did a four
year course in ug... Show more |
| 24) Bill: My sister has lovely
long red hair
all down her back.... Show more |
| 25) Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't
pretty and was... Show more |
| 26) My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Maybe that is... Show more |
| 27) Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and
fat and ugly?... Show more |
| 28) She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice
-
they can't b... Show more |
| 29) They say Margaret is a raving beauty.
You
mean she's escaped... Show more |
| 30) First witch: My beauty
is timeless.
Second witch: Yes, it c... Show more |
| 31) People keep telling me I'm beautiful.
What
vivid imaginations... Show more |
| 32) What did the really ugly man do for a living
?
He posed for Ha... Show more |
| 33) My boyfriend thinks I'm
beautiful
Well
they do say that love... Show more |
| 34) Don't look out of the
window, Betty,
people will think it's H... Show more |
| 35) Your ugly.
And you're drunk.
Yes, but in
the morning I'll be... Show more |
| 36) I've just come back from the beauty parlour.
Pity it was clos... Show more |
| 37) She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it
shuts
its eyes.... Show more |
| 38) Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?
No
one.... Show more |
| 39) Where is everyone beautiful?
In the dark.... Show more |
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