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The Best Bicycle Jokes: |
| 1) The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
runs into a man, an... Show more |
| 2) While crossing the US-Mexican border on his
bicycle, the man... Show more |
| 3) A math student who used to come to the
university on foot eve... Show more |
| 4) A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked
down an old lady.... Show more |
| 5) Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,
but making heav... Show more |
| 6) The school teacher was furious when Brad
knocked him down wit... Show more |
| 7) "Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle
your feet in the a... Show more |
| 8) Johnny was racing around the garden on his new
bicycle and
ca... Show more |
| 9) Q: How many bikers does it take
to change
a light bulb?
A:... Show more |
| 10) Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
that
went round biting... Show more |
| 11) What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
with
him?
Be... Show more |
| 12) My dog is a nuisance.
He chases everyone on
a bicycle.
What... Show more |
| 13) Why can't an elephant ride a
bicycle?
Because he doesn't hav... Show more |
| 14) Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
Juliet: Really?
Romeo:... Show more |
| 15) What do you get if you cross a chemical and a
bicycle ?
Bike... Show more |
| 16) Why can't a bicycle stand up by
itself?
Because it is two-tire... Show more |
| 17) Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.
Why not? He lost h... Show more |
| 18) Why couldn't the
bicycle stand up for
itself?
Because it wa... Show more |
| 19) What's the hardest thing about learning to
ride a bicycle?
Th... Show more |
| 20) Which Elizabethan
sailor could stop bikes
?
Sir Francis Brak... Show more |
| 21) What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose
?
Bicycle petal... Show more |
| 22) Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
they're
two-tire... Show more |
| 23) Which is the cheapest bicycle you can
buy?
A penny-farthing... Show more |
| 24) When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When it
turns into a driveway... Show more |
| 25) What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
head
?
Petal... Show more |
| 26) What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no
spooks in it.... Show more |
| 27) I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
Farcical?... Show more |
| 28) What did the bicycle call its
dad?
Pop-cycle... Show more |
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