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Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!'

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY bicycle JOKES:

 1 - Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.... More ››
 2 - "Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes... More ››
 3 - Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.... More ››
 4 - While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed... More ››
 5 - A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy n... More ››
 6 - The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, ar... More ››
 7 - A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up,... More ››
 8 - Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack s... More ››
 9 - The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yar... More ››
 10 - Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his... More ››
 11 - Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bul... More ››
 12 - Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vici... More ››
 13 - What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his... More ››
 14 - My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.... More ››
 15 - Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.... More ››
 16 - Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.... More ››
 17 - What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !... More ››
 18 - Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).... More ››
 19 - Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred.... More ››
 20 - What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.... More ››
 21 - Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !... More ››
 22 - What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !... More ››
 23 - Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.... More ››
 24 - When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.... More ››
 25 - What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !... More ››
 26 - What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.... More ››
 27 - I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?... More ››
 28 - What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle... More ››
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