1 - The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
runs into a man, and
they both fal... Read More ›› 2 - I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
Farcical?... Read More ›› 3 - A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked
down an old lady. She was a bit sh... Read More ›› 4 - The school teacher was furious when Brad
knocked him down with his new bicycle... Read More ›› 5 - "Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle
your feet in the air as if you were... Read More ›› 6 - Johnny was racing around the garden on his new
bicycle and
called out to his m... Read More ›› 7 - Q: How many bikers does it take
to change
a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One... Read More ›› 8 - Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.
Why not? He lost his
balance.... Read More ›› 9 - What's the hardest thing about learning to
ride a bicycle?
The road.... Read More ›› 10 - What did the bicycle call its
dad?
Pop-cycle... Read More ›› 11 - While crossing the US-Mexican border on his
bicycle, the man was stopped by a... Read More ›› 12 - A math student who used to come to the
university on foot every day arrives on... Read More ›› 13 - Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,
but making heavy weather of it.... Read More ›› 14 - Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
that
went round biting people's arms of... Read More ›› 15 - What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
with
him?
Because he didn't w... Read More ›› 16 - My dog is a nuisance.
He chases everyone on
a bicycle.
What can I do?
Take... Read More ›› 17 - Why can't an elephant ride a
bicycle?
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring... Read More ›› 18 - Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
Juliet: Really?
Romeo: Yes, bicycle peda... Read More ›› 19 - What do you get if you cross a chemical and a
bicycle ?
Bike carbonate of sod... Read More ›› 20 - Why can't a bicycle stand up by
itself?
Because it is two-tired (too tired).... Read More ›› 21 - Why couldn't the
bicycle stand up for
itself?
Because it was two-tyred.... Read More ›› 22 - Which Elizabethan
sailor could stop bikes
?
Sir Francis Brake !... Read More ›› 23 - What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose
?
Bicycle petals !... Read More ›› 24 - Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
they're
two-tired.... Read More ›› 25 - Which is the cheapest bicycle you can
buy?
A penny-farthing.... Read More ›› 26 - When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When it
turns into a driveway.... Read More ›› 27 - What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
head
?
Petal !... Read More ›› 28 - What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no
spooks in it.... Read More ››
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