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The Best Biologist Jokes: |
| 1) A wildlife biologist is working in the
woods,
miles from the nearest town. He's c... Show Complete |
| 2) A
group of goose biologists were meeting
to brainstorm about the migration
tact... Show Complete |
| 3) An
old mountain man in Arkansas was sick
and bedridden. He had not been
outdoor... Show Complete |
| 4) A wildlife biologist crew
leader has
several crews, each consisting of two biolog... Show Complete |
| 5) A biologist had been
working on a remote
research project in the Amazon jungle. U... Show Complete |
| 6) Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician
and she was driving
him crazy. She was... Show Complete |
| 7) A young college student had
stayed up
all night studying for his zoology test the... Show Complete |
| 8) There were these two Engineers who decided
they would go moose hunting in the bac... Show Complete |
| 9) A logger is driving down the highway and
sees two botanists
trying to measure the... Show Complete |
| 10) While driving down a steep and curvy logging
road, a group of biologists loose co... Show Complete |
| 11) Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska
studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, h... Show Complete |
| 12) A
biologist was interested in studying how
far bullfrogs can jump. He
brought a... Show Complete |
| 13) A University had advertised for two
biologists to help in their
mammalogy departm... Show Complete |
| 14) A pair of biologists are studying terns on a
rock island just off the coast. Whil... Show Complete |
| 15) Two biologists are in the field following the
tracks of a radio-collared grizzly... Show Complete |
| 16) A
young biologist was sitting on a stump
at the edge of their camp. On his
face... Show Complete |
| 17) A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and
asked his
mother, "How was I born?"... Show Complete |
| 18) A biologist from the North Pole was showing
a new
recruit the ropes of a polar be... Show Complete |
| 19) Dan had been studying whales for over 20
years and had made some thrilling breakt... Show Complete |
| 20) A young wildlife biologist got fired from
his first real
wildlife job. Upon his r... Show Complete |
| 21) A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and
his Personal
Psychic Advisor tells... Show Complete |
| 22) An 8th grade boy was doing some
research
for his career report at school. He asks... Show Complete |
| 23) How many biologists does
it take to
change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it... Show Complete |
| 24) "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a
pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.
The bar... Show Complete |
| 25) How many evolutionists does it take to
change a light
bulb?
Only one, but it tak... Show Complete |
| 26) How do you eat a DNA
spaghetti?
With a
replication fork (you can also use your z... Show Complete |
| 27) Q: How so you call a
member of the
finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?
A:... Show Complete |
| 28) A couple of biologists had twins.
One
they called John and the other control.... Show Complete |
| 29) Q: what's a biologists definition of a
graph
A: an animal with a long neck... Show Complete |
| 30) Do molecular biologists
wear designer
genes?... Show Complete |
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