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| 1) A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. He's c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tact... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden. He had not been outdoor... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biolog... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. U... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the bac... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose co... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy departm... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. Whil... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar be... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakt... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his r... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The bar... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it tak... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your z... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A:... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
