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| 1) A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated wai... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "aw... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were pl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the pla... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this w... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. How... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The sna... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't se... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside d... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see something ?" "No". "Then let's go in fr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a f... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear? A: Answering the stapler.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
