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The Best Blind Jokes: |
| 1) A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of
intersecting... Show more |
| 2) A snake
and a rabbit were racing along a
pair of intersecting... Show more |
| 3) One day at a busy
airport, the passengers on
a commercial air... Show more |
| 4) A teacher at a
school for blind kids is
taking his school's s... Show more |
| 5) There were those three guys, a
priest, a
doctor and an engine... Show more |
| 6) There once was a blind man who decided to visit
Texas. When h... Show more |
| 7) An out-of-towner drove his
car into a ditch
in a desolated ar... Show more |
| 8) A blind man was describing his favorite sport,
parachuting.
W... Show more |
| 9) The blind farmer was often taken for a
walk
in the fields by... Show more |
| 10) A nun in the convent
walked into the
bathroom where mother su... Show more |
| 11) A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a
dog stopped... Show more |
| 12) A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each
other on the r... Show more |
| 13) A blind man walks into a store
with his
seeing eye dog. All o... Show more |
| 14) A blind man walks into a store
with his seeing eye dog. All o... Show more |
| 15) A blind man walks into a store with his seeing
eye dog. All o... Show more |
| 16) One day two blind men started
fighting.
Pretty soon a crowd... Show more |
| 17) What is the difference between a blind man and a
sailor
in pr... Show more |
| 18) Why are bats blind?
Well, your eyesight
wouldn't be too good... Show more |
| 19) Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
A:
One hand on the whe... Show more |
| 20) Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see
something ?"
"No".... Show more |
| 21) Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on
his
face?
A: Lear... Show more |
| 22) Q. How did a blind woman drive herself
crazy?
A. Trying to... Show more |
| 23) Q: What did a blind boy's parent's
do to
punish him? A: Rearr... Show more |
| 24) Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
He
fell in love with... Show more |
| 25) Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It
scares the heck out o... Show more |
| 26) Q. How did a blind girl burn her
fingers?
A. Reading the waf... Show more |
| 27) Q:
How did a blind woman pierce her
ear?
A: Answering the... Show more |
| 28) Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ?
The Birds Eye coun... Show more |
| 29) Q: How did a blind man
meet his
wife?
A: On a blind date!... Show more |
| 30) Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet?
A: Her
dog was blind too.... Show more |
| 31) Q: What do you call
a blind German?
A: A
Not See (Nazi)... Show more |
| 32) How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in
the eye... Show more |
| 33) Have
you seen stieve wonders house? -niether
did he... Show more |