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Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY blind JOKES:

 1 - A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished... More ››
 2 - One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the... More ››
 3 - There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the... More ››
 4 - A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out,... More ››
 5 - Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture... More ››
 6 - Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!... More ››
 7 - A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they... More ››
 8 - A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when th... More ››
 9 - One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the... More ››
 10 - A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". The... More ››
 11 - There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But... More ››
 12 - An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to... More ››
 13 - The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the... More ››
 14 - A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "Ther... More ››
 15 - A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The... More ››
 16 - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a... More ››
 17 - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a... More ››
 18 - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a... More ››
 19 - What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go, the ot... More ››
 20 - Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day w... More ››
 21 - Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.... More ››
 22 - Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see something ?" "No". "Then let's go in front !"... More ››
 23 - Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.... More ››
 24 - Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall.... More ››
 25 - Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.... More ››
 26 - Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron... More ››
 27 - Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear? A: Answering the stapler.... More ››
 28 - Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !... More ››
 29 - Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!... More ››
 30 - Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.... More ››
 31 - Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)... More ››
 32 - How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye... More ››
 33 - Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he... More ››
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