1 - A blind man was describing his favorite sport,
When asked how this was accomplished... More ››
2 - One day two blind men started
Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them.
Then one of the... More ››
3 - There once was a blind man who decided to visit
Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the... More ››
4 - A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each
other on the road one day. The snake reached out,... More ››
5 - Q: What did a blind boy's parent's
punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture... More ››
6 - Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
fell in love with a pincushion!... More ››
7 - A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of
intersecting forest pathways one day, when they... More ››
8 - A snake
and a rabbit were racing along a
pair of intersecting forest pathways
one day, when th... More ››
9 - One day at a busy
airport, the passengers on
a commercial airliner are seated waiting for
the... More ››
10 - A teacher at a
school for blind kids is
taking his school's soccer team to an "away
game". The... More ››
11 - There were those three guys, a
doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But... More ››
12 - An out-of-towner drove his
car into a ditch
in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to... More ››
13 - The blind farmer was often taken for a
in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the... More ››
14 - A nun in the convent
walked into the
bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.
"Ther... More ››
15 - A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a
dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The... More ››
16 - A blind man walks into a store
seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a... More ››
17 - A blind man walks into a store
with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a... More ››
18 - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing
eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a... More ››
19 - What is the difference between a blind man and a
One can't see to go, the ot... More ››
20 - Why are bats blind?
Well, your eyesight
wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all
day w... More ››
21 - Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.... More ››
22 - Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see
"Then let's go in front !"... More ››
23 - Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on
A: Learning to eat with a fork.... More ››
24 - Q. How did a blind woman drive herself
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.... More ››
25 - Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
scares the heck out of the dog.... More ››
26 - Q. How did a blind girl burn her
A. Reading the waffle iron... More ››
27 - Q:
How did a blind woman pierce her
A: Answering the stapler.... More ››
28 - Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ?
The Birds Eye counter !... More ››
29 - Q: How did a blind man
A: On a blind date!... More ››
30 - Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet?
dog was blind too.... More ››
31 - Q: What do you call
a blind German?
Not See (Nazi)... More ››
32 - How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in
the eye... More ››
33 - Have
you seen stieve wonders house? -niether
did he... More ››