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| 1) Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? B... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a littl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) 'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Wel... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, D... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't m... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother:... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can'... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Becaus... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb e... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? N... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wan... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I've forgotten... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
